PAGE FROM GORDON KEENANS DIARY:2/12/'96
I was sitting in the music room practising my sax as i
did every
thursday.I had noticed this was a particularly hot
afternoon for the time of
year.
I was in the middle of blaring out bla bla black sheep in
a sweet
c-minor key, when i was interrupted by a girl, but not
just any girl, this girl
this was none other than Naoise, she had something else,
something that
distinghuised her from all the others.She approached me,
stood beside me, bent
down and whispered in my ear, "gordon i am soo horny
i just want to give myself
to you right here, right now".
Well i just turned to the chick and said, "listen
pussycat
you're cool and all but i am just a boy.Come back to me
in a few years when i'm
a man, a jazzman.
I had to slip Gordons dad some top-notch animal porn.I
hope you all can
appreciate the sacrifice made by Eamon to give up a small
percentage of his
collection.Any way i think you will all agree it was
worth it to get a glimpse
into Gordons deranged mind.
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