Nichol...I think... - 06/09/00 09:49:32 My URL:http://you already know, that's all that counts My Email:^^How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: hm..I believe last time I answered this it was 596....but that's just ME Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Janet Reno? how bout I just make it easy and say "no" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: hehe.....you can just call me mister "no i haven't been to a cock fight" hehe... If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Leo DiCaprio? Who's THAT? ;O) Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): It's a wig...I checked...
Comments: Hey boy! ^^ I see your page is just as beautiful as ever. I already know you're doin well cause I heard from you just last week. anything changed since then? Did you become famous while I was gone? What the hell am I talking about, 'while I was gone'? don't ask me, cause I'm the last person who'll know. oh boy, I need sleep... *hugglez* Hope you are doin okay since I last e-mailed ya. Love ya boy, Nichol (MST3K_Lover) Strobe_79 - 06/01/00 06:20:56 My Email:noneHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 1...2...3....oh forget it Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Manly Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: No If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: No and No Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): It could be better
Comments: Strobe_79 - 06/01/00 06:17:34 My Email:noneHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 1...2...3....oh forget it Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Manly Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: No If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: No and No Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): It could be better
Comments: Get a hold of me sometime and I'll send u some of my poetry! Talk to u later Mike Stone - 04/26/00 16:18:42 My URL:http://www.mindspring.com/~stonemdj My Email:mstone7@csc.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: tha-ree, said the owl Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: habanero Have you ever been to a cock fight?: no If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: logical AND generates a NO Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I choose: what.
Comments: Love your backgrounds and graphic buttons, etc. By a Gerrymanderish oddity of mapping, Evansville is included in the Southern Fandom Confederation's area of interest, though DeepSouthCon this year is at Jekyll Island, Georgia. You know me as wangtheperverted Melissa - 04/25/00 00:10:14 My Email:mistris69@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Just bite it!!! Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Mama Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the bedroom. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes and NO Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I think he is Gay.
Comments: You have a very unusual page and personality, but I like it. Laura Stratman - 04/14/00 03:06:02 My Email:Batgirl_2k@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: as many as you want Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: yes, pookie spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: well........depends If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes I would care!!!! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): nope
Comments: hey sexy i want you for your bod Sam Simmons - 01/30/00 02:45:25 My Email:ss225@evansville.eduHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: iv'e gotten to 500 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Old Spice, that would feckin' rule Have you ever been to a cock fight?: nope, and i don't wanna If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: i would! we need pointless cute things in the world! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): not even a hurricaine would reck it
Comments: no, the caveman isn't cuter than you! :p besides, you look like you've been to a chiropractor. j/k... Jeremy Clymer - 10/29/99 21:20:51 My Email:parinoid_android@garabge.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: dont know,tootsie pops suck Have you ever been to a cock fight?: no If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I know I wouldnt care Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Its probably a wig
Comments: the site is pretty cool but I dont think brett is gonna give ya a free guitar for advertisement Jeff - 09/27/99 21:40:23 My URL:http://jeff_parkinson@americacentury.com My Email:sameHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Hmmmm..3 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: WacoSpice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: I've been to a chicken drop If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: It would because he was a Leocicle from Titanic Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I must agree
Comments: Great site! It's huge!!!! MST3K forever! What if Leo is MSTie?? Michelle - 08/19/99 13:06:51 My Email:scorpian_woman30@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: too many-bite it!! Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: sumpin gross Have you ever been to a cock fight?: hmmmmmmm If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: i always care Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Jerrys the bomb
Comments: Robert, You SUCK! or atleast your attitude about yourself does! You are NOT ugly. In fact, I think you are a very INTERESTING person. If you are looking for a woman please tell me what qualifications she must have. I have a very good friend who I th nk you'd be super for and I think she'd be good for you too. Let me know. I hope you have fun in St.Louis, or wherever your goin(it's early, I forgot). Till later, Michelle JoeCrow - 08/11/99 02:12:22 My URL:http://www.JoeCrow.com My Email:JoeCrow@jersey.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Only takes one if ya' lick it right Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Is dickhead spice already taken? Have you ever been to a cock fight?: The thought of dueling genetalia makes me queezy If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: no Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): still haven't seen him naked
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Comments: Jan - 06/10/99 17:21:09 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Unfortunately, I don't know who that is!! Have you ever been to a cock fight?: NO. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Definitely!! He's hot!! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I've never really noticed-I can't stand the guy.
Comments: Your pictures aren't bad!! Your web site is hilarious and very creative. Bye. Madam Razz - 06/02/99 19:09:49 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that....) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page ya have here! 'Specially love the swing and MST3K pages! For everyone else, check out the linked pages (having already been to most of them myself), they're worth it! See ya latter!! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 19:09:43 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that....) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page ya have here! 'Specially love the swing and MST3K pages! For everyone else, check out the linked pages (having already been to most of them myself), they're worth it! See ya latter!! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 19:09:38 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that....) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page ya have here! 'Specially love the swing and MST3K pages! For everyone else, check out the linked pages (having already been to most of them myself), they're worth it! See ya latter!! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 19:09:30 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that....) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page ya have here! 'Specially love the swing and MST3K pages! For everyone else, check out the linked pages (having already been to most of them myself), they're worth it! See ya latter!! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:54:12 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that....) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well, they DO have to replace Ginger! & her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a noise! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) (PS, the dang servers not taken this...*hmph* :0p) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:53:46 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that....) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well, they DO have to replace Ginger! & her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a noise! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) (PS, the dang servers not taken this...*hmph* :0p) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:52:30 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that....) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well, they DO have to replace Ginger! & her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a noise! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:52:21 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that....) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well, they DO have to replace Ginger! & her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a noise! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:38:52 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that...) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:38:23 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that...) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:35:10 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that...) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:34:54 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that...) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:34:46 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that...) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:34:38 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that...) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair? As in, WHAT hair???
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:33:58 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that...) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair?
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Madam Razz - 06/02/99 01:33:05 My Email:hk_cavalier@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 103 (No! Really! Ya see, it was a rainy day, and this and that...) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Good? Well they DO have to replace Ginger! Her name?-"Old Spice" Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Only in the lockerbay (;0)) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care if it didn't make a sound! I want a satisfying **CRUNCH!** Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What great hair?
Comments: Hey Cave-mah boy! Sweet page! Gotta luv it! ('Specially like the swing & MST3K pages!!!) For everyone else, check out the links! It's DEFINETLY worth it! Later! :0) Kit - 05/30/99 03:22:58 My URL:/Area51/Lair/6863 My Email:dragoncelt@hotmail.com
Comments: Hey Cave... Sheesh, it's been a while...if I was now who I was last summer, this would have been an apology. But, I'm too tired, and really don't want to bother with an email right now, anyway. It's not an apology, but a checking up on an old friend. We had our di ferences, indeed. I don't regret parting ways, but I regret having to lose you as a friend. *shrug* Anyway, if you ever feel like it...send me a note. My life has changed drastically...I'm much happier now. *smiles* And I'm to meet (warily) the caus of this happiness in August. Anyway...have a great day! -Kit Kit - 05/30/99 03:22:29 My URL:/Area51/Lair/6863 My Email:dragoncelt@hotmail.com
Comments: Hey Cave... Sheesh, it's been a while...if I was now who I was last summer, this would have been an apology. But, I'm too tired, and really don't want to bother with an email right now, anyway. It's not an apology, but a checking up on an old friend. We had our di ferences, indeed. I don't regret parting ways, but I regret having to lose you as a friend. *shrug* Anyway, if you ever feel like it...send me a note. My life has changed drastically...I'm much happier now. *smiles* And I'm to meet (warily) the caus of this happiness in August. Anyway...have a great day! -Kit AliGraw - 05/24/99 04:35:08 My Email:AliGraw@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: A whole hell of a lot. Believe me. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Of course, now that Ginger's gone. She could be "Chili Spice" or "Bitter Dried Herb [and we don't mean pot] Spice". Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Yeah, if you count frat parties. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care, because that would create the most pleasant sound EVER. Well, a marriage proposal from Edward Norton w uld be very pleasing to the ear too, I must admit. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): No, he doesn't. It's suspicious.
Comments: Yo Cave-baby, it's me Alyssa, just checking in. You should have a "my music" page where you talk about gigs you've had. Pictures, sound clips, the works- you said you were going to put up pictures of your guitars, right? Well, that would be a perfect spot Of course, it's possible you've put them up somewhere I haven't looked, because I am lazy and vain and just like looking for my own name. I have to get off line before my fingers cramp. Pleasant dreams, my friend. gowest/Rob - 05/10/99 13:02:56 My Email:rsnider@acmefan.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: we all know that, 3 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Marlboro Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: No, but I helped train them If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes and yes Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Yes and Yes
Comments: Scientific mathmatics have now confirmed 3 licks on Janet Reno is more than plenty to reach the Marlboro Spicy center of a Tootsie pop. And, in further note the handles of the tootsie pops were fashioned by a little old man from a tree that did fall on Le . The tree was easier to harvest since it had already fallen. I know, I heard it and saw it on Jerry Springer last week. See ya in the CT Gowest jen - 04/24/99 06:15:20 My Email:you know it.......How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: huh? Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: shitty spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: no If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: i couldn't care less... Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): he sucks.... :o)
Comments: I really didn't get a chance to go thru all of it...but it looks pretty cool so far i wemt to the rock-n-roll page and read some of your info....but not much else. anywho, i am really tired so i am going to go for now and i will try and write more in the next few days. I'm not sure when though. :o) jen Jen - 03/25/99 06:35:28 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Dorm/2995 My Email:radiohuny@yahoo.comIf a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Leo can die for all I care, I don't now anyone who wants to save the queer
Comments: Yes, believe it or not, Robert, I also have a website. To tell you the truth, it kinda sucks, but I have lots of jokes and other stuff on there...so now it is your turn to sign my guestbook.~~Jen~~ chocolatequeen - 03/08/99 02:02:53 My Email:g_chocolatequeen@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Not enough. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Don't scare me like that! However, when pressed I would go with anything but Sugar n' Spice. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: My, my, aren't we getting personal! In both cases, the answer would be no. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I believe the appropriate phrase is "Slimy, yet satisfying." Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Like you watch Jerry Springer for his hair! I watch it so I can turn it off.
Comments: I saw your plug tonight and had to stop by. Very nice sight, and hilarious questions. You are one very creative guy. Ron Odom - 03/01/99 03:20:23 My URL:http://www.members@aol.com My Email:ROdom22632@aol.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Depends on lip fullness. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Covergirl Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Nope. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Call the ambulance chaser. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Springy, just like his name!
Comments: Cave, this is Vendebar from the Cap This area. Saw your address tonight and had to answer. By the way, a buddy of mine is going to teach me guitar. Also, you may not remeber me, but I was absent for about six months. Reason: Marital separation. Also, I f nally got my own PC up and running. Look forward to having a friendship with all of you from the web. I am in Arizona, Phoenix to be exact. Nice site, by the by! Live long and prosper, Ron. Penny_Robinson - 02/28/99 13:15:01 My Email:nasa_girl42@How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 1..2..3..CRUNCH! 3 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: nah- she cant sing Have you ever been to a cock fight?: yes If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: his brain would go squish and i would only miss him because of his performance in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): It always stays in place during foghts
Comments: amaris - 02/24/99 03:54:14 My Email:amaris828@webtv.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 72 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: mannly spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: have you If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: i would be sad for the tree Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): sure
Comments: mystry science theater is great amaris - 02/24/99 03:35:16 My Email:amaris828@webtv.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 72 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: mannly spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: have you If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: i would be sad for the tree Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): sure
Comments: mystry science theater is great The Illustrious DanZero - 02/23/99 20:18:31 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1170/cornlaos.html My Email:DanMan1251@aol.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Well, apparently, Mr. Owl was wrong all this time, and has been convicted for falsifying nd misleading little kids all this time...so I quote the voice at the end "The world may NEVER know." Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: The thought of that makes me sick. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Depends on the definition of cock If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: If it made an excruiating loud thud, the world would be one idiot less now, wouldn't it? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I dunno, I've seen worse fights on Pay-Per-View.
Comments: Cave, kewl page you got here! This is all part of a plan which is outlined at www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1170/danzero.html I'm trying to visit as many capper sites as possible, and by gar, I will NOT fail! :) Kit - 02/21/99 03:18:42 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/6863/ (Like you didn't know.) My Email:NAHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: One *really* long lick. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Pfft...how about my name..Slice Spice. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: *shudder* If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care! I'd be dancing on his body, baybee!
Comments: *whistles a vacant tune* Hmm, interesting page. Tres noir. Anyway, I'll be seein' ya around. antisunshine - 02/18/99 02:41:27 My Email:aechurch@syr.eduHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Don't know. Mr. Burns stole mine before I could find out. So I shot him. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: No. She'd be a great tour manager though, because then none of the crumpet-crunchin' strumpets wouldn't get pregnant, since she'd have them all on leashes. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: No. Next question. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes, and I'd be ecstatic. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): So long as he never drives a convertible.
Comments: Uh, I like the Pumpkins and Tori Amos and some PJ Harvey too, but who doesn't? Well actually lots of people. But that doesn't matter, because somewhere out there, there are wonderful people like us with sublimely discriminating taste who will one day band together and stamp out the gutless horror that is TOP 40 RADIO, the favorite distraction of my roommate! I'm going to hurt something... Okay, I'm really fine, but I get sad a lot too, we all do, but life is gonna get really great someday and all I've gott do is remember that whenever I'm having a shitty day. And thanks to the internet, everyone in the known world can know this. Thank you CaveDweller and goodnight. Enapov - 02/12/99 16:12:56 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~enapov/index.enapovhtml My Email:enapov@power-net.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 5.2=Y-5 +456.8-2,0000 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Wrinkled Old Prune Bitch Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: You must have been looking in the window while my husband and I were fighting! If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Who is screaming like Kate Winslet? The question is do you care? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): He has the hair of a young Charles Bronsen
Comments: Just making sure your hygeine is up to code!
Comments: somebody paid attention to one of your plugs, honorable cavedweller-son. not too shabby. me rike a rot. dan - 02/02/99 04:59:56 My URL:http://www.yourmom.com My Email:------Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: dike spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: with the wife everytime i want to go out If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: hell no Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): if GOD would have made anything better HE would have kept it for HIMSELF...
Comments: hey man i like your page keep it up im looking forward for more cool stuff!!!!! LizardQueen - 01/12/99 04:40:49 My Email:appel@laci.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: I and a lot of chewing. but I prefer Blow Pops personally Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Yes, She could be Decidedly Masculine Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: I told the police I wouldn't talk to anyone about that. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: *splat* *chunk**squish* *body parts being strrewn about* I care deeply. It's my dying wish that he die too. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): It's not hair, but actually a very dense rainforest canopy which houses thousands of undiscovered species.
Comments: Love the page, Cave! I noticed you mentioned my name, but the font was small and there weren't any flashing lights around it or signs pointing towards it? what gives? You'll have to fix that! Bow down to the LizardQueen! Bob(T_BAKER & others) - 01/01/99 22:04:26 My Email:PARADOXX504@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: I don't know. I use a hammer. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: NO! Name: Birth Control Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: No. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: It would make a sound but I would drown it out with yelling and clapping! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Or what.
Comments: Happy New Year Professor Cave Dweller! I'll see you soon at "Caption This!". demonhellangelover - 12/28/98 22:05:44 My URL:http://rivendell.fortunecity.com/tekken/259 My Email:realworld77@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: go for the irish gobstopper we no no what they are Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: who is janet reno i have mental block i no care tarty spice ? slapper spice?? who gives a flying fuck?? Have you ever been to a cock fight?: only with wizard and my lover If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: the noise would be deafening "OH MY GOD MY FACE!!!" and all the plastic surgeons would be rubbing their hands in gle "moniiieeeeee"on their minds Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): i wish jerry would FUCK OFF AND DIE!!! and ben from sunset beach and that FUCKIN AWFUL SHOW the bold and the beautiful JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE JERRY!!!! vanessa is bet er(hah the irish look on in scorn"she lies"
Comments: uuuummmm asssss below dweller i like it so much i sign again and again from the 7 th level of hell demon demonic artiskik - 12/28/98 21:37:54 My URL:http://rivendell.fortunecity.com/tekken/259 My Email:saintcloud@email.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: i dunno but you can get a gobstopper the size of your fist in st stephens green in du lin and they take weeks Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: spice bitch and no Have you ever been to a cock fight?: depends what you mean If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: yes it would cos it would want the world to know and no i wouldnt care Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): sprays at least 2 cans of hairspray on it every hour but yes i agree
Comments: i like your page you rock my friend when i get my guest page up you better sign it and i hope my answers are helpful to you cheerio from the 7 th level of hell demon E_B_A - 12/22/98 09:01:24 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ga/hiphopncrap/ My Email:circle_v@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: I never saw that part of "The Facts of Life." Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: She's more suited as a member of Salt 'N' Pepa. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: No, but I once fought a pussy. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Aside from all the cheering, no... no noise. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): No. But JorGGGirl does.
Comments: Perhaps I am only trying to butter you up so I can borrow a dollar, but this has to be without a doubt the most well-made, inspirational, and beyond any shadow of doubt, greatest website known to humanity. The true power of just one click in this most hol of hlies is insumountable. With that said, can I borrow a dollar?
Comments: Hey Cave! I found you offa' Beedo's website. Always enjoy trading caps with you, at least as long as you don't come between me and my beloved LiannaSky9. - Lanzman Bert Tilley - 12/20/98 02:55:03 My Email:berttil144b@webtv,netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Iain't never made it without bitting, Go ask the owl. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Safron Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Yes If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: nope Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): He has hair?
Comments: A weird an d great webpage. I don't gots the smarts to put one together. BTW: Here's is Xigious's webpage. http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dreamworld/2050/ martin gonzalez - 12/19/98 11:37:45 My Email:mgonzalez@northknox.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: it all depends on how hard you lick it? Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: old spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: you wish If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: no Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): no Jerry is a loser!!
Comments: see ya at the lesson!!! Jim Geier - 12/18/98 02:18:50 My URL:http://multiverse.com/~jvgeier/index.html My Email:jvgeier@multiverse.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: pi * exp(sqrt(-1) / -pi) Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Sheister Spice (Spicester?) Have you ever been to a cock fight?: I have been instructed by my attorneys not to answer that question. ...Besides, they WANTED to do it. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: It WOULD make a noise, but it wouldn't make much of a difference. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Jerry Springer? He's that talk show fellow married to Marlo Thomas, isn't he? ...Or is he the OTHER one?
Comments: In my humble opinion, the site's looking great! (MUCH more substantial than my own.) Of course, I'm one who stands in awe of anyone or anything with musical talent (being totally lacking therein, myself), for whatever that's worth... animebabe - 12/18/98 02:15:48 My Email:animebabe9755@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 1 and 1 big BITE! Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: ewww. gross! thanks CD! Have you ever been to a cock fight?: ummm. no? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: *squish* and no! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): yes he does!
Comments: Thought I would stop by after the plug!! I like you site, I did a quick drive by, I mean through and I will have to come back and really look at the music stuff. In the meantime, see you around CT, and I hope things get better!! ~anime treefrog - 12/13/98 15:23:40 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nc/grooviesuprecool/index.html My Email:groovie_treefrog@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: *sinister laugh* 2...3...the world may never know Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: yes, Old Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: =0) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: no and no Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): or what?
Comments: i love you man!! hey, i thought i'd return the favor and check your page out. thanx for the laugh, now if you don't mind, i need to sew my guts together.... xoxo, treefrog Lianna Skywalker - 12/05/98 01:57:34 My Email:liannaskywalker@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: It depends on how skilled your mouth is :-P Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: That would explain why her picture is on Agent Skinner's wall Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Animals shouldn't be forced to do what humans do for fun If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Oh thank you! That was a superlative image! Smash his stupid squinty face! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I'm surprised he hasn't lost it, what with his job and all
Comments: Hey Cave, it's me, LiannaSky9! According to your website, you're a really cool person, and you like the same stuff I like, mostly. It's been lovely making your acquaintance... the best thing about online friends is that they've never met you and they co ldn't give a shit about who you are in your hometown even if they tried, don't you agree? So I'm trying to make as many online friends as possible. How about it? Shawn Hawley - 11/27/98 19:11:28 My Email:Spiritualwinter@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 650 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Really Scary Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: No If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: No Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): It's A topee
Comments: Awsome, Page! A lot of thought has went into this project. I need help starting my own page, now I know who to call. Susan - 11/25/98 23:00:02 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Disco/7910/ My Email:susan.credit@gecapital.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 69 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: testicle spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: not really.. ;-) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I wouldn't mind hearing that noise. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): For being rather nondescript, yes.
Comments: I was just a'lookin around at your page and thinking about how cool it is and what I want to steal from it. Nichol or MST3K_Lover - 11/25/98 04:30:13 How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: none, I don't eat'em... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: not-so-good-looking in short skirts spice? Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Really, do you expect me to answer this? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes, it would....and I would play the sound over and over in my mind.... Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): What hair? I can't see it cause he's always behind the audience...
Comments: Well, the page is getting better every time I come here Cave.... Keep it up! Hope to see you in the caption gallery! bye! Dark W. Vortex - 11/24/98 21:33:57 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~darkvortex My Email:darkvortex@rocketmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: How many licks does it take to get into the pants of an intern? Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Either Repulsive Spice or Androgynous Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Yes, I believe it was between John Wayne Bobbit and Joey Buttafuco If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Only if the tree wasn't hurt in the fall. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Great hair AND no flakes!!
Comments: CaveDweller finally has a web page, and it took what, only 2 years or so? Now all you gotta do is loose the flaired jeans, bell bottoms and people might think your 'Trendy'. UnReality - 11/24/98 03:57:43 My URL:http://www.personal.psu.edu/fxc121 My Email:fxc121@psu.eduHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: You'll have to ask Mr. Owl Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: She'd make a terrible Spice Girl, but would a great addition to Hanson. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Not to my recollection, Senator. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Is it a really big tree? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Jerry Springer is a lovable little hellspawn with (we must concede) great hair.
Comments: I'm all commented-out, I'm afraid. I like the site, always like your caps (well, not *always*, but let's not nitpick -- what I remember, I like). Um...you know, that Jerry Springer question really took a lot out of me, so I think I'm just going to go have myself a little lie down, maybe read a nice book (Nabokov's Pnin, if I may be allowed to plug) and relax. Yes, indeed. JD1036 - 11/24/98 02:21:37 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~JD1036/index.html My Email:jd1036@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Hang on...1....2.....3....4...uh, this might take awhile.... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Well, she wouldn't make a good once, but she was one, i guess her name would be...Decaying Spice? Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Other than the one they've depicted on Seinfeld..nope. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I'd be pretty damn happy if a tree fell on him!!! As for a sound..who cares? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Dunno. Too busy watching the "Teenage prositiute lesbian mothers who have a secret to tell their boyfriends"
Comments: Kick @$$ site, CD. Sorry to hear about your problems, but it's good to see you in CT again. Chebwa - 11/22/98 18:06:20 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ok/chebwa My Email:chebwa@hrfn.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: I suppose it depends on what Tootsie looks like. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: She'd OBVIOUSLY be the next Sexy Spice... Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Once, and, let me tell you, those guys were MAD. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Hmmm... No "Titanic 2"! GASP! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I've not stared at it long enough to notice...
Comments: CaveDweller, I've not seen you around CT! enough to know you very well... but, here I am, and signing your book! All be it with lame modesty... NEhoo... I've noticed your recent sadness and just wanna say that, whilst I may not kno what you're going through, I've had bad times and can understand! I think... Visit CT! some more. E-mail me, too, if you'd like! Chee chee bwah bwah, my caption pal! Enapov - 11/18/98 04:25:35 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~enapov/index.enapovhtml My Email:enapov@power-net.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 3 I can't keep myself from biting! Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Waddlespice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: depends on the cock! If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes, he would squeal like a girl! And no I wouldn't care! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Gerry curl never looked so good!
Comments: Neat page and neat life! I'm a freelance illustrator but mainly I sell cabinets for a living. But someday we'll both be famous, and we'll look back at these days and laugh and laugh and cry and do eachother's hair. Keep struggling! Vermin_Boy - 11/15/98 13:26:31 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/4287/mst.html My Email:goff@gis.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: I told you, three, dammit! Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Old Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: What? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Nope. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Hair is only as god as the things nesting in it. Sorry, the sloth made me say that.
Comments: Hiya Cave! I didn't know you had a page! (Every time I remember someone asking you, you'd burst out laughing...) Anyway, cool site, I got here from BuckFifty's links page! Well, the derelict in the basement is calling, I'd better feed it. Later! kaly - 11/11/98 01:52:18 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/5579 My Email:kalynn@geocities.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: too many, just bite the damn thing *l* If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: probably not, either way :)
Comments: cool page! i haven't gotten to look around all of it yet, but what i've seen has been very... interesting *lol* see ya around icq! SunSinner - 11/06/98 07:10:12 My URL:http://come.to/sunsinner My Email:sunsinner@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Just based on licks? I usually do a bit more in this area, so I can't give you a r ally clear answer... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Well, if she can degrade herself enough, I s'pose so. As for a nick, I'd go with Scienter Spice (and who says a legal education can't pay off?). Have you ever been to a cock fight?: *covering my eyes in maidenly modesty* CaveDweller, I am absolutely appalled that you could ask such a question! Have you no shame? No sense of decency? What would your mother say? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: *keeping fingers crossed that he's hit with an old-growth Sequoia* Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Well, so long as there's enough for me to grab and yank on, I'm happy.
Comments: Yay! You too have submitted to the Ayvul Temptation of the personal webpage! One of us, one of us! Nice job, Cave...Igor puffs out his chest in pride. Loodvig - 11/05/98 02:28:55 How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Depends on what your definition of 'lick' is... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: I'm not gonna touch that with a 60-foot pole. *shudder* Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Yeah, and it was one helluva badminton game too... Oh, wait, that's SHUTTLEcock. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Well, is Yanni standing next to him? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Ahhh, he stole that toupee from Shatner.
Comments: Just remember, if you ever get depressed about living in Evansville, the following two words are BOUND to make Evansville seem like paradise......... GARY Indiana. Auf Wiedersehen, Höhlebewohner! Charlie - 11/05/98 02:10:24 My Email:charliemcq@home.comWould Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Troll Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: nopers If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: yes it would and no I wouldn't Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Oh, yes
Comments: I found out about tis sight from your shameless plug on CaptionThis! I think I've seen you on there a few times. Any way, good sight, and keep up with them quality caps o' yours Happy Capping, Charliemcq@home.com Steve_Reeves - 11/03/98 02:43:44 My Email:dblackburn@sprynet.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: None, eat it all at once... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Yes...Butch Spice... Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Not as of yet... If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: The tree that fell wouldn't, but all the other trees would raise a mighty cheer... Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): No, I'm bald! I hate Jerry Springer and his great hair!
Comments: Great site, Cave! I really like the jazz and swing page! Best wishes, and I'll check back in regularly! Lauren (WonderBread) - 10/31/98 00:57:39 My Email:Cannedfood@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: it depends on your dentures, really Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: hell yeah! KillGates spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: no, it's a dream of mine though If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I'd cheer, just like I did at Titanic muaha Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): hmmm...I like Montel's hair personally
Comments: Cave! I will miss you TONS! Hope to see you soon, you're really, really funny guy! Love, WB Space Ninja - 10/24/98 03:18:05 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/SpaceNinja My Email:spaceninja2000@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 69 of course Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Wrinkled spice, or skanky spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: many a time ;) If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I would care about the rioting 12 year olds and that is all Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Jerry, jerry!
Comments: Hey buddy!! Wicked page...I really like it..I hate signing these things because i never have anything witty to say. Power to the space ninjas...and BPWBA ;) Anyways have a good day and keep up da good werk! WEIRD_1 - 10/19/98 21:20:17 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/2980 My Email:weird_1@usa.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: ummmm...3 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: sure, boy oh boy spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: have you seen me nude?? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: I don't know but can we try it?? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): guess I'll go with, or what
Comments: Cave, friend, buddy...nice page, now I have one more page that's better than mine...thanks for reminding me just how lame my page is. Keep up the good work. Any idea on how I can jazz up my page?? B.A. the D.J. - 10/18/98 23:14:50 My Email:alvisb@wvc.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 69er Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: yes. old spice! Have you ever been to a cock fight?: no. nor would I care to! If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: one sap hits another! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): of course! His stylist is gay.
Comments: Kick ass home page! Thanks for the mention of the best damn music store and musician rehab center in southern Indiana. Remember, your not alone. If you dont get help here, please get help somewhere! That lil' miss so and so! (At least, you might have called me that once.) - 10/18/98 20:14:44 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/6863 My Email:dragoncelt@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 7 no, 5, AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!! Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Yes, Salty. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Nope... If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes, a kind of Oof! noise, and I would care, because then I can celebrate! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): That depends...
Comments: Cool. Nice page. Hmm, you might like to use this song, in case you ever talk about me on your page...Bitch... Much something or other, Kit Agent Moldy - 10/18/98 03:23:49 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/5275 My Email:agent_moldy@yahoo.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Um, a-one, a-two-HOOO, um, carry the 6, times the square root of pi, um...thrrrrree Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Yes, and her Spice name? I'm thinking Yak Vomit Spice, actually. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Oh, I'm not one to "crow" about such things. HA! If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Oh, there'd be noise, alright, but it'd be the thunderous applause & window-shattering cheering from people worldwid . Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Well, I don't know, is that great as in looks good, great as in personality, great as in bedroom skills? Specifics! I need specifics!
Comments: Well, by jinks, Cavey-Wavey, you've gone and gotcherself a website! And a jim-dandy of one at that! Hey, thanks for the link! You'll be getting one on my page as soon as I finish my comments, which is now. Cap you 'round! Generik - 10/17/98 16:35:56 My URL:http://www.naked_teletubbies.com My Email:erik@gene.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: "...Thrrree," said the wise old owl. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Sure. Arrakis Spice. He who controls Janet Reno, controls the world! Have you ever been to a cock fight?: No, but I've been to a hen party. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: It would make a noise... it would say "I'm the King of the Treeeeeeees!!" And that would be one hell of a woody, by he way. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I think "or what" sums it up nicely. (Somebody mentioned televangelism. Do you mean to tell me that Jerry Springer is NOT a televangelist?)
Comments: Nice page, Cave. Very *intriguing* guestbook questions! I hope you add more to the music section... like some John Coltrane, please! "Kind of Blue" is one of my top three jazz albums (Time Out by Dave Brubeck and Blue Train by Coltrane are the others). An if the Suits are picking up the bill, can I get a double Stoli, chilled, straight up with an olive? My Words To Live By for this week are: "Ships are made for sinking, whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster." Leon Barwick - 10/15/98 01:25:58 My URL:http://www.nothingthere.com My Email:leonb@gateway.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Pi times r squared Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Lostin Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Put that thing away! If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Sure, the bigger the noise, the more I'd care. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Where?
Comments: If you don't marry me now, I'll kill you! Okay, there. I've met the death threat and proposal requirements. Anyway, I'm really impressed, CD! You've "crossed over to the dark side" and it actually is really cool! As for me, I'm still technologically illit rate. But thanks very much for the mention on your list o' friends! You're off to a great start, and I cracked up when I saw the Oswald jam session! May it get only bigger and better! Take care, CD! simorley - 10/14/98 04:01:02
Comments: Cool jazz page. Nice and Spicy, I have been saved a lot of leg work on the swing band search. Thanks guittech. Keep up the good work on the web music stuff. Need a little Dick Dale section if it pleases you to do so. He is way cool! lliillaa - 10/13/98 19:19:52 My Email:lliillaa@hotmail.com
Comments: I really like your web page......It's really cool! Keep up the good work. This is from your student Lisa. Nigel "Beedo" Willis - 10/13/98 01:39:40 My URL:http://www.personal.kent.edu/~nwillis/index.html My Email:beedosookcool@usa.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 528 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Really Scary Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: You sicko. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: No, but Leo's cousin goes to Ken State University with me. Really! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Not bad.
Comments: Keen page, mate. I'll be in touch. YingYang - 10/13/98 01:20:04 How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Depends on how much cash you have... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Masculine Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Yes...and I never saw him again... If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes, he would say:"Say thank you Gil-"CRASH!!!! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): THAT"S NOT HAIR GEL!!!
Comments: Helluva webpage here, bud!! Cari - 10/13/98 01:04:46 My URL:/Area51/Chamber/4575 My Email:chassis@usa.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: the cubed root of 243 Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Sure! Her name could be All Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: A lady never reveals such things! If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Nope! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Pass...
Comments: Hi Cave! You've got your own page! If college allows me three seconds of spare time, I'll see you at CT! Littleone - 10/12/98 20:44:59 My URL:http://ummm How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 24? Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: NO Have you ever been to a cock fight?: well if you want to count that night in Texas...... If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: De Crapio? Die man die Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): %^P
Comments: JorGGirrrl - 10/12/98 16:25:09 My URL:http://www.I'mTooLazyToHaveaHomepage.com My Email:jorggirrrl@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Ah, yes. It takes... uhm... well, *sweat* *nail bite* ...Errr... *ahem* When I wa a little girl, I had this pet bunny, who... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Sister Mary Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: You mean where they choke chickens? Are you saying the PUBLIC can go to those? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: As long as Leo doesn't fall into Pearl Forrester's family tree, I'm jiggy with it. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Gee, CaveDweller is thanking the HELL out of this broad, isn't he?
Comments: ...and the bunny actually figured out how to chew a perfectly rounded door through her cardboard box, and... OOH! OOH! I got it! It takes FOUR HUNDRED licks, doesn't it! (To win a cockfight. That's what we were talking about, isn't it...?) Imac - 10/12/98 06:00:28 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/area51/5806 My Email:nickmac@essex1.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: none I bite Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Yes. Spunky Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Why thats filthy! If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Yes, it would and No I wouldn't. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): He's just going for the Leno look!
Comments: Well, seing as how I'm just a stranger in the night to most people, and far from a gorilla in the mist physically, I must say this is quite a nice website. Its got nice graphics (Torgo voice- I like to feel them in the dark), and no poopie. I'd liket o ee mroe monkeys though. But thats just me. I like monkeys, in fact I am a monkey. I like to chase small animals and I chased three squirrles to get here. Wait! Look! A chipmunk!!! I'd better go after it! Nice site! See ya!!! *Runs like fury wail ng his arms screaming at the top of his lungs after the chipmunk* holoclown - 10/12/98 01:55:09 My Email:subtlety@juno.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Let's find out... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Androgenous Spice Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Wouldn't it be easier to use your fists? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: The other trees would rejoice (yea) Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Perhaps he should look into televangelism
Comments: I cap sometimes and saw your address. Very impressive list of MST tapes. Wish I had even a fraction as many. JoeCrow - 10/12/98 01:45:02 My URL:http://www.dvnc.net/crowthers My Email:crowthers@dvnc.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 1 very large one Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: yes, Oregano Have you ever been to a cock fight?: ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: answer unclear, ask again later Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): I've never actually seen him naked
Comments: Bitchin' page! :) I mean it! *pause* Okay, it needs some work, but the fact that it's yours makes it bitchin', so there! :P Mandy Hopper - 10/11/98 21:31:05 How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 237 If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: celebration!!!!!!!! Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): it reminds me of Egon in the ghost busters
Comments: sorry Robert, I'm kinda tired and can't come up with many answers right now Nicholette....a fancy way of saying Nichol - 10/10/98 19:03:22 My Email:MST3K_Lover@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: exactly 569 licks....I have a lot of spare time.... Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: no, and I'm just guessing, Reno spice? maybe? Have you ever been to a cock fight?: okay, there's two things that I'm thinking of here.... If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: definitely not..... Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): oh yeah...
Comments: Hey CAVE!!!! Keep up the great work. I loooove the page. I hope you like my answers. I thought long and hard on those questions, and I expect my answers to seem intelligent and of course just a bit silly. Well, maybe just silly... - 10/10/98 02:50:04
Comments: Mizz_Addamz - 10/10/98 02:40:59 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Shrine/8513 My Email:littleoneshare@hotmail.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: 7 then I BYTE it Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Who is Janet Reno?? (Sheltered life here) Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Um well should I answere that one????? If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: it would make a noce but I wounln't care. Have you ever noticed that everymove that he is in an gets big in he dies ??? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Um no he is not great at anything. (but that is just me)
Comments: WOW Cave, this rocks, you make mine look bad. *SIGH* well what can I say? you need some Sailormoon up here but that is all I see that is lacking, Have fun, live long and remeber that a bad day capping is better than a good day in driving school BuckFifty - 10/09/98 10:42:32 My URL:/Area51/Chamber/7992/ My Email:buckfifty@efni.comHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: I try not to lick anything that has rolls. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Not sure about that one. Never Been Laid Spice is just too long a name. Have you ever been to a cock fight?: Now there's a question you wouldn't want to have to use a #2 pencil to answer... If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: Would all depend, did I cut down said tree? Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): Mmmmm...hosts with no part in their hair...Just like Alex Trebec...Mmmmm...Alex...Oops. Gotta go change underwear.
Comments: Hey bud! Glad to see the page is finally open. Continued success with it and don't let it bog ya down. Sometimes these suckers can get a might ornery. In the words of the imortal Rosdower...*burp*. MadSigntist - 10/09/98 03:29:43 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/area51/rampart/5511 My Email:jgorman@hcis.netHow many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?: Last time I went down, down, down to the center, I forgot to count. Would Janet Reno make a good Spice Girl? If so, what would her Spice name be?: Mutant Spice? Have you ever been to a cock fight?: I think cocks should try to get along...there are enough hens to go around. If a tree in the forrest fell on Leo DiCaprio and no one was around to hear it, would it make any noise and would you really care?: There would be a 'squish' noise and the sound of non-talent being extinguished, hopefully. Does Jerry Springer have great hair or what? (Thanks to JorG for this question!): That's not hair. It's pasta.
Comments: Congratulations! Great site and extremely perverted guestbook questions...knew you had it in ya! (Enya...NO!!!!) Will keep an eye on this page and see where the winds of warp will carry you. Oh, can you do the German Dance, it makes me feel so much better See ya at CT!
