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Simpsons quote of the month: (or year, decade, whatever)

Itchy & Scratchy public relations person (or something): How would you kids like to see Itchy and Scratchy face the same problems that you face every day?
Kids: (mingled words) Me! I would!
I&S PR: And how would you like the complete opposite, seeing Itchy and Scratchy getting in to outrageous situations with fairies and magic robots?
Kids: Me! I would!
I&S PR: So you want a down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?
Kids: Yeah, I guess so. That would be alright.

Other quotes leftover from previous "months" that I don't want to delete because it took me so long to type them:

Stealing!?!? How could you? Didn't you learn anything from that guy that gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Acadamey movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy that made those sound effects. Vroom! Vroom! Beep-beep-beep-beep! Bang! Bang! Ooooooooo-crash! Heh-heh-heh. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah! Stay outta my booze!

- Homer, on Bart stealing

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