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Accessing this page can cause broken bones,
black eyes and possible death.
If you know who finds out it exists - we're dead.

As a result, the Official I.F.S.H.M.C. is forced to contain
absolutely no content whatsoever in the interest of the
wellbeing of the Club's membership.

If you have seen this site, please pluck out your eyes.
Thank you for your co-operation.