Animorphs Jokes &

Truth or Dare...

Q:Why did the yeerk travel to the taxxon home world?

A:To become dinner!

Q:Why did a yeerk infest Bevis?

A:Because he wanted to "do america."

Q:Why did Ax kill a bird?

A:To see flys gourge.

Q:Why did the yeerk cross the road?

A:To infest a tire.

Q:Why did Racheal morp a hork bajiar?

A:To see what it felt like to becom a kitchen accessory.[A salad shooter.]

Q:If Elfangor`s blue box was broken, and the

Animorphs didn`t know it,what would they be?

A:Dead Meat

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a gorilla?

A: A cute couple

Q: If there was a one piece of pie left, who would get it : Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a dumb Gedd, or a smart Yeerk?

A: The dumb Gedd cause the other three don't exist!

I dare you to walk through the mall wearing spandex.

I dare you to try and step out of a security guard.

I dare you to acquire your teacher.

I dare you go hangliding, run into a tree, get amnesia, and try to reinact Rachel's part of Megamorphs #1.

I dare you to grow dreadlocks and listen to Bob Marley untill Animorphs #40 comes out. If it ever does...

I dare you to go to the movie theatere and start shouting "Salt and Grease! Salt! Sal-tuh! Greassssse!"

I dare you to go into a tigers cage and acquire it, then run for your life.

I dare you to cut a hole in a sheet of plastic underneath tons of water

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