Things To Do To A Yeerk

Tie it to a rocket and watch it go "to infinity and beyond!"

Give it chienese drip torture

Tie it to a pork chop and toss it in the "tyranasor paddic."

Put it in the flesh of a dead taxxon

Drop it into Mount St. Helens

Put it under a moving herd of african elephants

Tape it to the windshield of a harrior jet

Give it to Ax

Make it infest a mouse in the field that Tobias hunts in

Drop it in shark infested waters

Attach it to to a piece of string and dangle it in front of your cat or dog.

Put it on a hot tin roof.

Stake it.

Grill it.

Feed it to pirhanas.

Put it in a paper shredder.

Put it in a jar for three days.

Soak it in instant maple and ginger oatmeal

Lay it atop an anthill.

Attack it with a butcher knife.

Fry it in the frying pan.

Use it as in a sushi recipe.

Consider it escargo and cook it.

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