LEARN THE ANARCHY HAPPY DANCE!

Welcome to the first, only, and therefore definitely best source for learning the Anarchy Happy Dance in the comfort of your own home.

Step One
Raise your hands high above your head, tilt your head back, let your tounge hang out and slowly roll your eyes. This is your stating pose. Hold until people begin to notice.
Step Two
emit the most annoying, earsplitting sound you can think of. As long as it comes from your vocal chords, anything is fine.
Step Three
Slowly lower your arms and head until you are standing in a normal position. Wait just until spectators begin to grow comfortable again. pretending to be concerned with your fingernails is an axcellent to way to spend this time.
Step Four
Place your palms facing downward and begin kicking your legs up behind you, as if trying to, as they say, kick your own...well, you get the idea. Begin rotating in a circle as you kick. Sing somw kind of children's song, such as "I'm a little teapot"(getting the words wrong is a plus)
Step Five
Stop. Wait about five seconds. Scream,"The Monkeys, The Monkeys, They're everywhere, they're everywhere. Tear spastically at your clothing. *IMPORTANT* Remain Legally Clothed You don't want to get taken to jail before you finish youR performance.
Step Six
Jump up and down, brining your knees to your chest while screaming something along the lines of "AhhhhhhhEEEEEEEyaaaaaah!"
Step Seven
This step requires a little creativity on the part of the performer. At this point, do something very, very stange. Use props. See warning on Step Five.
Repeat steps one through seven (until you feel like stopping or the police come to escort you elsewhere.)

Fa-Q's:

What is the ideal place to perform this lovely dance? The AHD can be performed almost anywhere, although it is most effective in crowded areas, and ideal in heavily populated areas that the people cannot easily exit from. Examples: lines at banks, shopping centers, school functions.
What does the AHD have to do with anarchy anyway? When performed under the ideal circumstances, the AHD can create wonderful amounts of chaos in the lives of all of the people who witness it.
But why anarchy? Certainly, to perform the AHD with any success, you must have a reason for doing it. This can come in many forms. The first is a general spirit of meanness. I do not like this reason myself, but it is sufficient (Keep in mind, a leaky hut made of fish skins can be considered sufficient for living quarters. Most expect more). My favorite reason is paranoia. It can be general or specific. The reason paranoia works is because, after you define a threat, you can decide that you must keep society from becoming too complacent by shocking it occasionally. For my own conspiracy theory, you'll just have to wait. I'll get to it during my next bout of insomnia.