You ARE in violation of Federal Law 1254C, section 87, paragraph 3:
Access to said document, furthermore referred to as such said document, is
forewith and forementioned restricted to such a degree that such access to
such said document is also restricted by Right-To-Privacy Act of Congress 1993,
section 4, paragraph 2.
PLEASE ... STEP ... AWAY ... FROM ... THE ... COMPUTER.
Do not touch the keyboard. Do not turn off the computer.
The Right-To-Privacy Police has been notified.
An officer will arrive within a few days.