We thought it was bad when we found out about the New World Order scheme to deprive us of our guns, liberty and land. Now we done heard on the CB that there's this plot to get help from Aliens in taking over the Earth! Where's the proof you say? Have you heard of the hole in the ozone? Funny weather across the world? It's the Alien weather control machine working at behest of them UN/NWO fellers.
Even now my cousin Clem is studying all he can about Aliens and how they work by watching the X-Files. He's the only one in the Militia with a satellite dish. We can trust him cause he takes precautions so no mind control rays get him. Clem wears aluminum foil boxers at all times. Of course, he lives alone.