a sample:
Dear Consumer, we regret to inform you that due to your use of the word e***** your entry cannot be processed. Please re-phrase your request in doublespeak and try again. Thank you for your cooperation. Sincerely, The Management |
Are ye daft man? What in the hell are ye talkin' about? Shove your starry things up yer arse. Sincerely, Eat Me |
Dear Consumer, we regret to inform you that due to your use of the words a*** and h*** your entry cannot be processed. Please re-phrase your request in a politically correct manner and try again. Thank you for your cooperation. Sincerely, The Management |
Ye can take yer damnable entry and choke yer bishop with it ye blasted morons! Sincerely, Your Mother Was A Goat Sucker |
Dear Consumer, we regret to inform you that due to your use of the word b***** your entry cannot be processed. Please re-phrase your request in a anal retentive manner and try again. Thank you for your cooperation. Sincerely, The Management |
Really now, what is this all about?!? Sincerely, ??? |
Dear Consumer, we regret to inform you that due to your use of the character ? your entry cannot be processed. Please re-phrase your request in a mind controlled manner and try again. Thank you for your cooperation. Sincerely, The Management |
click.... BOOM Sincerely, dead |