a sample:

Dear Consumer,
we regret to inform you that due to your use of the word e***** your entry cannot be processed. Please re-phrase your request in doublespeak and try again. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Management
Are ye daft man? What in the hell are ye talkin' about? Shove your starry things up yer arse.

Sincerely,
Eat Me



Dear Consumer,
we regret to inform you that due to your use of the words a*** and h*** your entry cannot be processed. Please re-phrase your request in a politically correct manner and try again. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Management
Ye can take yer damnable entry and choke yer bishop with it ye blasted morons!

Sincerely,
Your Mother Was A Goat Sucker



Dear Consumer,
we regret to inform you that due to your use of the word b***** your entry cannot be processed. Please re-phrase your request in a anal retentive manner and try again. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Management
Really now, what is this all about?!?

Sincerely,
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Dear Consumer,
we regret to inform you that due to your use of the character ? your entry cannot be processed. Please re-phrase your request in a mind controlled manner and try again. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Management
click....

BOOM

Sincerely,
dead