Here's
to women... would that we could fall
into their
arms,
instead
of their hands.
Here's to happiness... I never knew happiness until I got married.
Now it's
too late.
Here's to you, here's to me, in hopes we never disagree.
But if
we do, the Hell with you.... Here's to me...
Here's to marriage, for man is not complete until he's married...
and then
he's finished.
Here's to the ships of our navy, and to the ladies of our land.
May the
former be well rigged and the latter be well manned.
Here's to good old whiskey, so amber and so clear,
'tis not
so sweet as a woman's lips, but a damn sight more sincere.
Here's to the game they call Ten Toes, it's played all over town.
The girls
all play with ten toes up,
the boys
with ten toes down.
Here's to abstinence... as long as it's practiced in moderation.
Here's to King Solomon, ruler and sage,
the wisest
of men in history's page.
He had
wives by the thousand, and thought it was fun...
Here's
hoping you'll know how to handle just one.
Send in your own special Toasts!!!