Where can I write you?

  Give me your URL so I can pimp your home.

  Name of your soon to be pimped home?

  What corner on the street are you from?

Options confuse me.. I'm sweet, innocent and seductive. Can I have a job?? Feisty and Spanky here to sprinkle you with Evil Pixie dust.. It's Lord Chaos, where's the damned bar?? It's Kissy, here to dance with you in the darkness! Attila here.. Violets are purple, daisies are yellow, if I was gay you'd be my fellow. It's Eros, your maker.. Do I get a free room? I'm here, deal with it! Prince V, you're my hero... Prince V here, signing my own book cause I'm so full of myself.. What the hell did I stumble into?? This place is disgusting! Treating women like objects! Can I move in?? Do you know where I can find any good porn sites? Not for me, for a friend... What do you offer and what does it cost? It's Hawkmoon, I want all the babes.. MUHAHAHAHA! Hey, you jerk! Where the hell is MY option?   How did you find me?

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