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Fantasy art is the art of imagination. It knows no boundaries. As a fantasy artist, you have unlimited scrope to express yourself. No one can stop you."
John Grant&Ron Tiner.

Bad spelling can be lethal. For example, the greedy Seriph of Al-Yabi was cursed by a badly-educated deity and for some days everything he touched turned to Glod, which happened to be the name of a small dwarf from a mountain community hundreds of miles away who found himself magically dragged to the kingdom and relentlessly duplicated. Some two thousand Glods later the spell wore off. These days, the people of Al-Yabi are renowned for being remarkably short and bad-tempered.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

"I thought swords had to be straight. Perhaps they start out straight and go bendy with use. A lot of things do."
Terry Pratchett,moving pictures

Heroic fantasy, is no more than the way in which can transform my own fantasies into art
Vincente Segrelles

You can discover more from a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
Plato

Dragons are like cats, only bigger, and sometimes they drink coffee
Coffee Dragon

Suck an elf.
Trolls in 10th Kingdom.

Inhale furiously an elf.
Celtic Dragon Lady

Inhale a furious elf.
Celtic Dragon Lady

Inhale a furious dragon.
Maiyr

Inhal a furious fairy.
Maiyr

Never stick your nose in the hole of a Martin guitar.
Linda Davis

Never stick your hole in the nose of a Martin Guiter.
Cherish Hadley

Never stick your hole in the hole of a Martin Guitar.
Cherish Hadley

The strong take from the weak, the rich take from the poor, & the government take from everyone.
Anonymous

Never eat the yellow snow.
anonymous

A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
anonymous

Mothers-in-law are just like real mothers except you don't love them.
anonymous

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Yeah I can go to my right or my left that's because I'm amphibious.
Chris Washburn

It's déju vu all over again.
Yogi Berra

If we weren't all crazy we'd go insane.
Jimmy Buffet

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby

If you don't know where going any road will get you there.
anonymous

When you come to a fork in the road take it.
Yogi Berra

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, which is for wimps, normal people, and shady eyed dogs, is also used to pass time. I need no sleep. I am invincible.
Beckie Margedant

If you start on fire you should stop, drop, and roll, or run around a bit freaking out the annoying neighors who always yell at you for starting fires in their backyard.
anonymous

Life is about 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
anonymous

You wouldn't recognize a *subtle plan* if it painted itself purple, and danced naked upon a harpsichord sing ing subtl plans are here again.
Edmund Blackadder

Some luck lies in not getting wqhat youn thought you wanted but geting what you have, which once you've got it you might be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
Garrison Keller

I feel like a fugtive from the law of averages.
Wiliam Mauldin

A little inaccurancy sometimes saves a ton of explantion.
H.H. Munro

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly it should be thrown with great force
Dorothy Keller

Don't be so humble your not that great.
Golda Meir

If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to the door and it wasn't there...what then? The answer, of course, is quite simple. He had a whole board of circuits for dealing with exactly this problem, in fact this was the very heart of his function. He would contuine to believe in whatever the facts turned out to be, what else was the meaning of belief? The door would still be there, even if the was not.
Douglas Adams

Save mouse eat pussy
submitted by Cortney McClanahan

The tongue weighs practiclly nothing but it is surpising how few people can hold it.
submitted by Cortney McClanahan
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Goerge Carlin
A human being has a natural deisire to have more of a good thing then he needs.
Mark Twain
For a list of ways technolgy has failed to improve our Quality of life, press 3
Anonymous
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And i can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
Anonymous
Tragedey is when is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole nd die,
Mel Brooks
There are not enough drugs in this world...
Salma Hayek in The Faculty
If your brain on drugs looks like that egg in the frying pan, then my question is where is the salt.
Killer in Darkness (K.i.D.)
There is never too much beer.
K.i.D. as Jay
For only 13 she got some big tits
Insane Clown Posse (I.C.P.)
Guns don't kill people, people kill people
DMX in Romeo must Die
there is never to much porno
Killer in Darkness (K.i.D.)
It's not cheating unless your caught.
Al Bundy
Blessed is him who, having nothing to say,abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Anonyomous
If you kill him now you'll never get your answers and I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.
Spike Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Once someone has touched your heart, their fingerprint lasts forever
Anonymous
Do you want me to answer that or should I just glare
Giles BTVS
It hurts to breath because every breath I take proves I can live without you
Anymous
They keep pounding their fists on reality hoping it will break. But, I don't think ther's one of us who leads a life free of mistakes.
Ani DeFranco
"Xander we love you" Willow and Buffy "we're going to die aren't we" Xander
BTVS
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, sceaming and triping and begging for mercy, then yes Mr. Brave Man, I guess I'm a coward.
Jack Handey
Learn to control the power, never let it control you.
Raistlin Majere
Do not enter with defeat in your heart for that is the first victory of evil.
Raistlin Majere
Love like you have never been hurt, worki like you don't need the money, and dance like no one is watching.
Grace Nation
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
Before you critize someone walk amile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes too.
Anonymous
People who keep their feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting their pants on.
Kanika Ball
I'm Lost. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
L. Lionel Kendrick
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same!
Daniel Knode
A word to the wise ain't necessary, its the stupid ones who need all the advice.
Bill Cosby
Never agrue with an idiot they bring down to their level then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.
Anonymous
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Anonymous
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Anonymous
Anything good in life is Illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anythingnot fitting these categories causes cancer in rats.
Anonymous
Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
Anonymous
Don't kick a man when he's down, unless you're sure he won't get back up.
Anonymous
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Mr. Garrison South Park
Look at the way they foam at the mouth like beautiful suds of beer.
ditzy blond South Park
These are apprizers they're what you eat before you eat to make you more Hungry.
Cartman South Park
Every Turkey dies no turkey trully lives.
Chef South Park

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