Hi there!!

wow... i really haven't been here in a long time, as per usual. however, i recently took a fun little quiz, and the results were so damn funny, i had to post 'em here. in addition are results from others i took, so you can get to know me a bit more closely... more updates follow soon (yeah right).

i am



what sexual performer are you?

here's another that i took...

you are a book called



what dr. seuss book warped you?


Take the Affliction Test Today!

Definitely one of the lesser known of mythical bests, you are described as having the head and legs of a cock, the body of a serpent, and the wings of a bat (although there are wingless varieties). You were the blame of hundreds of thousands of deaths in the middle ages. Your breath and even gaze was deadly. Hundreds of basilisk hunts were organized to get rid of you. The hunters would carry mirrors so that, if they encountered you, they would have you look in the mirror and destroy yourself! Weasels were also reputed to be able to kill you, as they could resist your deadly gaze. You were a potent symbol of death and in some cultures the embodiment of Death himself. In Christianity, the Basilisk was linked with Satan.
What mythical beast best represents you?

*News*

lots of news... no time to speak. blah! HIS NAME IS LI, GODDAMMIT!

The lovely list of links...


Tragically Malicious Behavior

Not so famous Egyptian proverbs..

STPR 2000 (we looove da rally!)

Mal and Lick meet at last (SCA Johannesnacht event)

Speaking of my precious Lickster..
Here's her page!

Mal's Space Ork page!

..to Vampire Online

Creative motivations below.. let the viewer beware..

A short story by me

Da Ork Story!! (intro)
Da Ork Story!! (part I)

note: I only work on these stories when i'm really bored,
and dont think that i'm done with part one yet... the fun's just started! :)

Here's some pics I drew, some recently, some are pretty old, anyways enjoy!!
Dragon
dragon #2
dragon #3
bug

Here are a couple miscellaneous artsy pics...
misc.

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