"You know, I was thinking about doing one of those youth leadership things and taking a bunch of kids into the woods and teach them to funnel beer and light stuff on fire...eh, maybe not." -Matt West "This is a farce. All i wanted to do is sacrifice someone and drink their blood but I'm not even allowed to go in there." Morgan, of Kittie, at Stonehenge But I'm not even supposed to be here today... -Dante (Clerks) Empire was a much better movie all Jedi had was a bunch of muppets. -Randal (Clerks) I love pointing out the short comings of others. -Randal (Clerks) It's time to kick back, relax, drink some beers, and smoke some weed. -Jay (Clerks) It took you to make me realize it took you to make me see the light. -Nine Inch Nails (Gave up) After everything I've done I hate myself for what I've become I tried I gave up throw it away. -Nine Inch Nails (Gave up) I used to be so big and strong. I used to know my right from wrong. I used to never be afraid. I used to have something inside now just this hole it's open wide I used to want it all. -Nine Inch Nails (Down in it) What I used to think was me is just a fading memory I looked em right in the eye and said goodbye. -Nine Inch Nails (Down in it) Bow down before the one you serve, your going to get what you deserve. -Nine Inch Nails (Head Like a Hole) You could have it all my empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt. -Nine Inch Nails (Hurt) You make this all go away. You make it all go away I just want something I can never have. -Nine Inch Nails (Something I Can Never Have) I really don't know what you mean, seems my salvation comes only in our dreams. I feel my hatred grow more and more extreme. Can this world really be as sad as it seems? -Nine Inch Nails (Terrible Lie) So pure, so rare to witness such an earthly goddess i've lost my self control and I'm compelled to throw this down and bow before the holiest of all times. -A Perfect Circle (Magdalena) I am just a worthless liar I am just an imbocile I will only complicate you trust in me and if all is well I will find the center in you I will chew it up and leave I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down. -Tool (Sober) Some say the end is near some say we'll see armageddon soon i certaintly hope we will cause i sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks. -Tool (Ænima) Big bully try to stick his finger in my chest try to tell me, tell me he's the best. I don't really give a good god damn cause I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well. -Marilyn Manson (Lunchbox) I wanna grow up, wanna be a big rock and roll star. I wanna grow up, I wanna be so no one fucks with me. -Marilyn Manson (Lunchbox) I wanna live I wanna love but it's a long hard road out of hell. -Marilyn Manson (Long Hard Road Out of Hell) I'm a like a head trip to listen to but I'm no worse than what you and your friends say inside your living room but I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I be false or sugar coat it at all. -Eminem (The Real Slim Shady) Yeah I'm an American badass watch me kick, well you can roll with Rock or you can *radio edit* - Kid Rock (American Badass) Line after line round after round empty shells fall to the ground fast as lightning high as a kite sonic bombardment brighter than sunlight. -KMFDM (A Drug Against War) Does anybody really know the secret or the combination for this life and where they keep it it's kinda sad when you don't know the meaning but everything happens for a reason... -Limp Bizkit (Take a Look Around) I know why you wanna hate me cause hate is all the world has even seen lately. -Limp Bizkit (Take a Look Around) Seeking out the new trends geting in where you fit in thinking like a has been digin in my culture let me let you punks know I'm an old school soldier. -Limp Bizkit (Counterfeit) I am alpha and omega, now and for eternity. -Megatron (Transformers: Beast Wars) There came a hero who said hurt not the earth, the trees, the sky, nor the very fabric of time. But the hero would not prevail.... nor would he surrender. Megatron & Optimal Optimus (Transformers: Beast Wars) It would be an error in judgement to mistake me for a corpse. -Kane (C&C: Tiberian Sun) He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past. -Kane (C&C: Red Alert) It's time you saw the future... While you still have human eyes. -Kane (C&C: Tiberian Sun) We have waited centuries for this moment. The rivers will flow with the blood of those who oppose us. -Kane (Command & Conquer) There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed for the convience of others. -Niccolò Machiavelli I thought I told you to stop playing with that bubble head! -Washu (Tenchi Muyo) We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm god. It's me. Prove it. Your a dick. Ok. I'll do it only if you call me... Yes? Only if you call me little Washuuuu? *thinking* how can I call you little when your twenty thousand years old...? "I am not a woman of loose morals!!!" -Ayeka No habla ingles huh? You don't speak English? I bet you understand kilo real well! - Some dude from Shaft Let's shake the dew off this lilly! - Washu "Forget the future, regret the past, no present tense is gonna last." -The Union underground (Natural High) "Swimming in a sea of jealous tide won't wash your hate away. Selling your soul for a piece of mind can't buy yourself today. Aint it funny how the power the money the consistency of the truth, bleed today but laugh tomorrow in the burden of our youth." -THe Union Underground (Natural High) "Never me, they will fail to see, I will get so high that I trip with jesus. Apathy and a bitter me will fail to saee that he walks among us." -The Union underground {Trip with Jesus) "Penetrate, penetrate all the simple minds. They adore, what a bore, how they stand in line. Dilate, dilate, whats my drug of choice? It's ok, they pay, they say i got the voice. -The Union Underground (Turn me on Mr. Deadman) "I'm coming back, i will return, and I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn. i have the power to make my evil take it's course." - Iron Maiden (The Number of the Beast) "The night was black was no use holding back, cos I just had to see was someone watching me? In the mist dark figures move and twist, was this all for real or some kind of hell? 666, the number of the beast, hell and fire was spawned to be released. -Iron maiden {The Number of the BEast) "To define the embodiment of honor is to understand the nature of the Clans..." -Out of Ignorance: The Return of Kerensky's People, by Jaime Wolf, News Avalon Press, August 3053. "The Precentor Martial told us that by winning this battle, we had won the war. If this madness is victory, then victory be damned!" -Excerpt from the debriefing of Retired Major Dean Bianchi, Com Guards 6th Army, First Division. "What's it like fighting the Wolf? Imagine lightning on legs, or an earthquake with arms, or a catastrophe with genius, or just pure hell on wheels." -A soldier of the Lovinac militia to a reporter, 2 June 3050. "Ambition is the fire of the will, the spur to the horse, and the arm wielding the flashing sword." -A Clan saying. You will fight to the last soldier, and when you die, I will call upon your damned souls to rise and speak horrible curses at the enemy." -Stefan Amaris to his troops defending Terra, 15 January 2779 True warriors do not follow paths, they make them. It is not just their desire, it is their nature." -Nicholas Kerensky Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close semblance to the first." -Attributed to General Alekandr Kerensky Politics is of great use to men such as myself. It helps determine who should be on the dangerous end of a PPC." -General Aaron DeChevilier, second-in-command to Alekandr Kerensky The role of the warrior is to be more than the highest of castes. It is to protect the weak, defend the innocent, to be more than just a mere soldier as in ages past. -Franklin Osis, Founder of the Smoke Jaguar Clan Tests of combat solve all problems in life. -Clan Steel Viper saying Warriors win wars. Technicians win battles. -Unclaimed graffiti attributed to a Jade Falcon Technician Caste Member "Being tactful in audacity is knowing how far one can go too far." - Jerome Blake, founder of ComStar, 2788 "To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life." - Quote inscribed over gate of House Hiritsu stronghold on Randar ComStar knows all." - Anastasius Focht You have to understand the code of duty and honor that rules those who pilot these engines of destruction. Placing such an awesome weapon in the hands of an individual implies a similar gesture of trust. - Anastasius Focht Good charts, strong ship, and a sextant have made it possible to weather more than one storm." - Anastasius Focht "The reason troops slay the enemy is because they are enraged." -Sun Tzu, "The Art of War" "What most generals seem to forget is that this works both ways." -Sun-Tzu Liao, journal entry, 28 July 3059, Sian Is adult entertainment killing our children or is killing our children adult entertainment? -Marilyn Manson Jesus died for your sins, so get your money's worth. Jesus saves sinners...and redeems them for valuable prizes. Jesus save me from these damned Christians, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an @$$hole. "If I find out theres somethin you're not tellin em I'm gonna come back and harvest those corn rows." -Stone Cold Steve Austin interrogating Road Dogg "You're going to self-destruct? That's not a bad plan either..." - Heero Yuy "Space...it's so quiet." - Zechs Marquise Now I enter these hallowed halls, a conquerer. Yes. - Megatron (Transformers: Beat Wars) "The battlefields are where true warriors are born" -Treize Khushrenada, Gundam Wing "We as humans must strive for peace" -Relena Peacecraft, Gundam Wing "A warrior will only rediscover himself on the battlefield." Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing "Screwed up people solve problems with fights that lead to wars that kill millions of people. Normal people settle problems with cookies, pies, and cakes. Hehe, normal people are fat..." -Titus "Perception is more pleasing than truth." -MtG card "Erase" "Destiny, chance, fate, fortune- they're all just ways of claiming your success without claiming your failures." -Gerrard of the Weatherlight, from MtG card "Hero's Resolve" "I think it no accident that every civilised people has discovered the art of distillation." -Rofellos of Llanowar, from the MtG card "Braidwood Cup" Elvira - The original hot goth chick. "We put cheese in places you've never dreamed of." -Pizza Hut "Trish. Your mammary glands do not impress me." -Kane "Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping..." -Nine Inch Nails "You know, your mind is like a parachute, it works alot better when it's open and these guys are so closed minded their gonna hit the ground real hard." -Jerry "The King" Lawler commenting on Right to Censor "I would like to apologise in advance for anything I say or do as I slowly go NUTS!!!!" -Col. O'neil, Stargate SG-1 * [-Xeno-] played possum / * `StarWolf` knew he was some kind of rodent * Tizra blinks a little after she's flashed "Theres nothing wrong with g-rated movies as long as theres plenty of sex and violence." -Elvira Hey Matt, happy halloween, gimme some candy. Umm, I have some altoids. Jackie - "Maybe somebody will get hurt, it's funny when people get hurt." Steve - "Especially when their in their underwear." -That 70's Show Chris> "You got arrested for drunk driving and it's my fault?" Dad> "You built me a cop magnet! I might as well have been a black guy drivign a large powdered donut!" -Titus "History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever." -Mariemae Khushrenada, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ·Shoju`Shadowmist· {forkER! One more bit of stupidity out of you....ARGH! forkING HUMANS I HATE EM!} ·Kelinda`· you will knock the other off if you do her "In certain circumstances the best defense is a good offense. -Elminster "A sharp pen is better sometimes than a word, I've found. -Volo Many a mage has wated their life seeking scrolls with spells to add to their collection. -Volo "Do not underestimate the value of increasing one's knowledge. -Elminster Such organisations give wizards like me a bad name. -Volo Your badf name is your own doing. -Elminster I have heard these monsters will suck the brain right from a persons head! -Volo Then Volo you should be safe enough. -Elminster These are a few of the hundeds of monsters you'll encounter, my friend. Rest assured I'll be thinking of you as I down my mug of ale! -Volo Your bravery is touching as always, Volo. -Elminster Gods may become mortal, and mortals may become gods. Such is life in the Realms -Elminster The mage in my humble opinion, is the noblest of professions. Practitioners of magic are respected throughout the realms. -Volo Generally true; although there are some notable exceptions. -Elminster The world could always use another one of me! -Volo "Mystra forbid!" -Elminster, commenting on the spell Simulacrum "Effective for thwarting opposing spellcasters." -Volo "If only ity could be used more often on you, Volo." -Elminster, commenting on the spell Silence My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!" Smaug, "The Hobbit" Never laugh at live dragons." -Bilbo Baggins, "The Hobbit" Rev> "Magnificent." Tier> "I wish you would stop looking for beauty in things that are trying to kill us." -from "Andromeda" "Hey, exactly where on the body is the moneymaker located?" -Trance, from "Andromeda" "Do you know how the ancient Greeks defined happiness?" "Not offhand but I'd be willing to bet it involved three goats and a jug of wine." -conversation between William Edgars and Mr. Garibaldi, "Babylon 5" "Death solves all problems. No man, no problem." -joseph Stalin "What happened?" "You missed Tier's cavalry act." "They were playing Wagner. That was the most fun I've had in about six months." -from Andromeda "If the Commonwealth's High Guard had a weakness, it was this: It's officers were too competent, too caring, and too brave." -YIN MAN-WEI, from "Andromeda" "Some scholars argue that the Commonwealth might have fallen even without Nietzschean treachery. In one breath, they underestimate both the Nietzscheans and the Commonwealth." -YIN MAN-WEI, from "Andromeda" "Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it; those who fail to learn history correctly -- why, they are simply doomed." -ACHEM DRO'HM, from "Andromeda" "Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the same again." -ADMIRAL CONSTANZA STARK, from "Andromeda" "Machiavelli's ideas are basically sound ones for the Nietzschean People. Unfortunately, he was an optimist." -CEREBUS KHMER, from "Andromeda" "The heavens burned, the stars cried out, \ And under the ashes of infinity, \ Hope, scarred and bleeding, breathed its last." -Ulatempa Poetess, from "Andromeda" "Many say living in the way is difficult. Is sleeping difficult? Is waking?" -Serenity Vikram Singh Khalsa, from "Andromeda" "We say atoms are bound by weak attractors. Why not admit the truth: the Universe is held together by love." -MICHIO VON KERR, Wayist physicist, from "Andromeda" "The truest measure of a society is how it treats its elderly, its pets, and its prisoners." -Keeper of the Way Vision of Faith VII, from "Andromeda" "Democracy may only be a few steps removed from anarchy, but at least it's not as loud." -CROWNED IN STARLIGHT, Than Hegemon, from "Andromeda" "With only two parents and a handful of siblings, is it any wonder that humans are so obsessed with finding love?" -Fragment of a Than-Thre-Kull anthropology text, from "Andromeda" "If hope is the engine of the soul, Then duty is the navigator... And love is the fuel." -High Guard Supreme Commander, Sani nax Rifati, from "Andromeda" ·Erysol· Make me get off =] Priceless vases, half off. I miss my ex...but my aim is improving. Vegetarian: Indian word for "Lousy Hunter" ·Alta_Nova· the hell with the mini stuff. I want it BIG ·Erysol· I like tigger...but I'm not sexually attracted to him...though he seemed to be attracted to me.... "You three are giving me advice on dating? Your wife left you to become a nun, your last relationship ended when you ran out of quarters, and your gay." -Charlie, "Spin City" "I'm tired of all the women and the drinking and the parties, I'm tired of having fun. I wanna be with you." -Charlie, "Spin City" "It's time for me to go." -Al Gore "Never underestimate the power of words." -Tier, "Andromeda" "Between birth and death lie desire. Desire for life, for love, for everything good. And this is the source for all suffering." -Outcast Consensus 17, "WHy Existance?", from "Andromeda" * Grung is finally done wiht ehr pms Faith manages." -Delenn Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. * Grung gets off "The Object of war isn't to die for your country, but to make the other poor bastard die for his." -Gen. George S. Patton "The entire Earth is but a point, and the place of our own habitation but a minute corner of it." - Marcus Aurelius, 2 A.D. Why does a dog wag it's tail? Because the dog is smarter than it's tail. If the tail were smarter than the dog, the tail would wag the dog. I don't trust anythign that bleeds for a week and doesn't die." -Mr. garrison, "South Park" Drive it like you stole it. ·kura· it needs to be about 7 inches long, and 2 inches wide to be of use to me * Erysol stirs in his sleep ustairs...and mumbles... no shoju...I dont care how bad you need a spanking There's more to life than sex, money, and fame..." Like what?" S!, i don't know..." "Only those born guilty realise innocense for what it truly is: the rarest thing in the universe." -The Annointed, The Finder of The Way, from "Andromeda" The devil was standing there smackin me in the back of the head with a pitchfork sayin 'Call him more names, make it go away.' " -John Mellencamp Homer Simpson is the hero of America. -Dave Violence never hurt anyone... "It's been a while, since I've gone and f!ed thigns up liek I always do, but all that s! seems to disappea when I'm with you.." -Staind "It's Been a While" "It's been a while, since I've seen the way a candle lights yor face, but I can still remember just the way you taste..." -Staind "It's Been a While" "One head cannot contain all wisdom." -"The Olduval Cycle", Systems University Archives, "Andromeda" * Erysol mounts the deer's ass ·Brad`Merette· Theres no ass left, I blew it up with my 16incher. "Life is a bitch. This is true. But she's my bitch." -Slick, "Sinfest" * LeoMoon has an uncle dick ·Tassha· leo has a dick? ·Zymir· jeez... had to reread that Ry... ·Zymir· thought you said you had a dick ·LeoMoon· Well I do have a dick...I married remember "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." -The Narrator, "Fight Club" "Self improvement is masturbation. Self destruction is the answer." -Tyler Durden, "Fight Club" Worker bees can leave / Even drones can fly away / The Queen is their slave.- Haiku poem written by The Narrator, "Fight Club" Man, you got the key to her chastity belt, huh? No, but I could pick the lock. -Two guys Doug works with Without hope of or belief in love there is no reason to live, else all we can hope for is a string of temporary fixes that in the end will leave us wanting and never satisfied. -Doug Bless me Father for I will sin. One night, I will come for you. -Dartanion, "The Musketeer" Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the world isn't against you. "Experience is a hard teacher. The test is given first, the lesson, afterwards." " I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with great resolve." - Admiral Yamamoto, Commander of Japanese forces after attack on Pearl Harbor "Stand back, there's a Hurricane comin through." -The Hurricane. "Stand back, there's an ass kickin comin through." -Bradsha, of the APA. --From WWF Smackdown! * LeoMoon` shaves the Navy ·{Nav}· Nah, I shaved yesterday, Ryan. Smoke crack, worship Satan. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me. "I keep having this recurring nightmare, I'm standing in front of a class with a 9mm pistol to my head saying 'I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore' and some kid raises his hand and asks 'Is this going to be on the test?'" -Mr. Guth Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell. Without justice, there can be no peace. -President George W. Bush