Jase is a Master cocaine importer and Estonian freedom fighter, who after inventing the hole-punch and writing numerous Buddhist limericks, embarked on a World Speed Cello record attempt.

This has often been used as the reason for a recurring injury to his right wrist.

Jase spent his early years pioneering wine production in Finland, work that inevitably led to a tawdry life of alcoholism and a loathing of conifers.

After making his fortune in disposable tuxedos Jason has dedicated his body to scientific research, the results of which are being adapted to the big screen and will star Oliver Reed.

Jase, who is in fact the Antichrist, is now starring in his own one-man baby juggling show, and will soon be appearing on Broadway.