THERE HAVE BEEN RUMORS FOR YEARS. . . BACK WHEN THE INDIANS ROAMED THIS AREA
THEY HAD A LEGEND ABOUT THE MONSTROUS DEVIL-WATER-COW WHICH HAUNTED THE MIGHTY
SWAMPS OF WEATHERFORD, TEXAS.
Only now are the true secrets coming to light !
"People need to know if some darn Devil-Water-Cow is gonna eat 'em or
not!"
THE TRUTH CAN NOT BE CONCEALED
Campers were reportedly scared to death recently while visiting Lake Weatherford
for a fun family get-away.
"We never expected anything like this," a key eye witness was reportedly
overheard saying.
THE MONSTER, WELL KNOWN IN THE AREA FOR ITS STRONG SMELL AND WEIRD MATING
CALL, HAS ONLY BEEN SEEN BY A SELECT GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS
"The head looked like it belonged on a mad devil-water-cow," the scared
campers were believed to have replied, "I ain't seen nuthin' like it before,
except for that time I was drinking and crashed my car into that oak tree
over there."
Most of the people who see the monster don't live to talk about it. "I
guess we're just lucky," a stoned camper replied.
Weatherford residents claim it's not true.
Most residents of Weatherford deny that there's a monster in the lake. We
fear such statements to be part of a cover-up. Everyone knows how much
Weatherford needs the money that tourist bring into the economy.
"Without the money from tourist and campers Weatherford would turn into
a ghost town," A LOCAL OFFICAL PROBABLY REMARKED.
"Could something like this hurt our economy?"
The whole area is afraid that news of the monster might leak out to the general
public. "People won't come here if they're afraid that some devil-water-cow
is gonna eat 'em," our source noted.
BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE EXPOSED NO MATTER WHAT EFFECT IT HAS ON THE ECONOMY.
"People need to know about stuff like this," our source agrees, "I
mean this stuff is weird!"
But there is even more shocking news hidden within the muddy swamps of
Weatherford, Texas. . .
At this very moment a secret investigation is being organized to fully understand
a rumored connection between SPACE ALIENS and Weatherford, TX. . .
THE TRUTH CAN NOT BE CONCEALED
A source close to the truth has heard of weird experiments taking place at
Tarleton State University in Stephenville, Texas.
Alien remains have been found near ancient dinosaur bones !
Our source reports that dead space aliens were found along side the bones
of ancient dinosaurs, buried under twenty feet of mud near the gator infested
Lake Weatherford.
"To put it mildly, we're shocked !"
Weatherford is well known for the wealth of dinosaur bones nature has left
it. But no one expected to find the remains of three dead space aliens.
"To put it mildly, we're shocked !"
The alien remains were quickly removed and taken to a secret government research
center located under the small town college in Stephenville, Texas. "Most
of the university staff don't even know that this place is down here,"
one man believed to be a scientist claimed.
WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT DOING AT TARLETON STATE UNIVERSITY ?
"Students pass over top of us and don't have any kind of idea about the
crazy things we're doing in this underground laboratory," a top government
offical might've been over heard saying.
Tarleton is getting more attention these days due to the secret government
funding it receives. "Everyone knows that this place has some of the best
scientific minds in the world," our source claims,"they get these
kind of projects handed over to them all of the time."
What Does This Mean?
What will the research say about space aliens visiting the dinosaurs of ancient
earth? "Well that's the question we're trying to answer," a scientist
working on the project is believed to have replied.
So does that mean that the Lake Weatherford Monster is some kind of dinosaur
or a space mutant or simply a devil-water-cow?
As of this moment the verdict is not in. When we have more information we'll
let you know.
For More Information About Weatherford, Texas Please Use The Links Below
The Legend
of Weatherford, Texas
The Lake
Weatherford Monster
The Texas
Connection: Conflicting Myths About the Lincoln Assassination And Just How
Weatherford and Granbury, Texas Are Involved
Did Lincoln Fake His Own Death And Flee To Weatherford, Texas?
And For More Strange Stories About Texas Check This Stuff Out
Tarleton
State University: Secret Government Research
The Study Of Dead Space Critters Is Just A Small Part Of What's Going On
At TSU
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Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger As Davy Crockett In A Sequel To The John
Wayne Classic
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News Report: Scientists Amazed, Perfect Woman Found
The Story That's
Rockin' The Scientific Community
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