KIMBERLY Turn here, Doc.
Emmett L. Brown the chief inventive officer from the Institute of Future Technology made a sharp right turn as the Delorean time travel vehicle went slowly down a narrow curving road.
DOC BROWN Are you sure this is the way to Sandy Cove, Kim?
KIMBERLY
I'm positive.
ZAIUS
According to this guidebook, Sandy Cove is one of the oldest fishing towns in the whole state.
KIMBERLY
Oh, yes. I'm so happy that we're going to spend the weekend. Sandy Cove has the prettiest town square and beaches.
URKO
What are you talking about?
GALEN
That sign we just passed. It said "WELCOME TO FRY FEST" Imagine, a whole town devoted to french fries.
ALEU
Yummy...
KIMBERLY
Galen, it's Frye Fest, as in F-r-y-e.
SPACE ACE
As in french fry.
URKO
As in Captain Long John Silver Frye. He's a pirate captain who lived in Sandy Cove 300 years ago. That's where they got the name Frye Fest.
ALEU
No french fries?
KIMBERLY
I'm sure there will be french fries, mascot.
SPACE ACE
Pirate, eh? Then maybe there's some buried treasure.
DOC BROWN
I'm not so sure about treasure, son. But I have heard there's going to be some fireworks displays.
KIMBERLY
The town's just up ahead. I can't wait to see Sandy Cove again. I can still picture all the people and buildings on Main Street.
The Delorean drove under a white arch and into town. Kimmy could not believe her eyes! Most of the buildings were run-down and some were boarded up. Except for a handful of citizens the streets were deserted & empty. There was nothing beautiful about this town anyway.
DOC BROWN
KIMBERLY
The time vehicle continued down Main Street. At the end was a huge statue of a man dressed in pirate captain clothing holding a sword over his head, face fixed in an evil sneer-like grin. He had one peg-leg resting on a treasure chest.
GALEN
Perhaps he's scaring everyone away. I'd hate to bump into him in the dark.
ZAIUS
You don't have to worry about meeting him, Galen. That's the famous Long John Silver. He's been dead for 300 years.
SPACE ACE
Better safe than sorry. Even more reason not to encounter him mano a mano.
ALEU
You said it!
Emmett steered the Delorean into the parking lot of the Sandy Cove Inn.
DOC BROWN
Don't let the way things look get you down, Kim. We're still gonna have a good weekend no matter what.
KIMBERLY
I hope you're right, boss. But I'm getting a funny feeling about this place.
The Sandy Cove Inn was a large sea-green house. It was 3 stories tall and had lots of windows. The family walked up to the front door and found a note.
KIMBERLY
Please come in around back.
Brown, Ace, Urko, Zaius, Galen and Aleu followed the redhead along a path that led to the back of the inn.
URKO
BARNEY SILO
And even a little more sometimes.
The family spun around and saw a man wearing a white suit with white shirt and tie. His pant legs were rolled up and he was wearing sandles.
BARNEY SILO
If you look over there, past Lucky Grove, you can even see Shining Palms.
He pointed toward 2 palm trees that curved together in the shape of a horseshoe. Looking through the trees the gang could make out more buildings in the distance.
BARNEY SILO
That's Shining Palms. It's a beautiful resort. Much nicer than what you'll find up here, see for yourself my friends.
He handed over some brochures that displayed photos of people swimming, sailing, water-skiing, paragliding, etc.
JESSICA RABBIT
Barney Silo!
A woman dressed in red dress, high-heel shoes, red hair, blue eyes yelled down from the inn's deck.
JESSICA RABBIT
Get the h*** out of here before I call the police. I've had enough of you trying to steal our guests away.
BARNEY SILO
JESSICA RABBIT
Never! I'll never sell my land to you, you city slicker. GO!
Barney sneered evilly, bowed did an about-face and walked toward the water where he mounted his Jet-Skidoo. Pausing to put on a pair of headphones attached to his portable CD player he zoomed off across the waters. Kim walked up to the woman and gave her a kiss.
KIMBERLY
Greetings, Aunt Jessica. It's so good to see you.
JESSICA RABBIT
It's wonderful to see you, too, Kimberly. My goodness, how you've grown.
BARNEY SILO
Oh, I forgot! Did I mention the All-You-Can-Eat buffet tonight?
Ace, Galen and Aleu's eyes lit up as if lightbulbs went off inside their brains.
SPACE ACE
Did he say all you can eat? Wowsers!
ZAIUS
Forget it, Terminator. We're staying here in Sandy Cove.
ALEU
Awwwwwww...
JESSICA RABBIT
Don't you worry, tonight is Frye Fest and it's going to be great.
KIMBERLY
Where's uncle McLeach?
JESSICA RABBIT
He's down by the docks getting everything set for tonight. He'll be back ASAP. I've got some lemonade and cookies up on the dock for you and your friends.
Kimberly then introduced her friends to Mrs. Rabbit.
JESSICA RABBIT
What an honor to meet all of you. I hope you'll make yourselves at home.
GALEN
Cool, so like, where's the kitchen?
URKO
Chimp,
GALEN
Oh, oops.
DOC BROWN
Excuse me, Mrs. Rabbit, but who was that stranger talking to us?
Jessica sat down on one of the deck lounge chairs and explained.
JESSICA RABBIT
That was Barney Silo, he owns Shining Palms, the big resort down the beach.
ZAIUS
But what is he doing here?
JESSICA RABBIT
Barney is buying as much property or what you call real estate on Brannigan Bay as he can. He wants to expand his resort. Most of the places along the bay, including Main Street have gone out of business. Sandy Cove is left.
URKO
Is that why you're holding Frye Fest?
JESSICA RABBIT
Yes, Captain John Silver is a Sandy Cove legend. The Frye Fest is celebrating Captain Silver's 350th birthday. We're hoping the celebration attracts lots of people. Barney Silo's right. If Frye Fest flops, the people of Sandy Cove will have to sell their real estate to him.
Kimmy feeling sorry for her guardian sat down next to her and asked...
KIMBERLY
Is there anything we can do to help make Frye Fest a success?
JESSICA RABBIT
Just have fun and eat!
ALEU
Yes mame! You got it!
SPACE ACE
Count me in too.
GALEN
And me.
ZAIUS
Oh good grief.
URKO
Nuts! I was afraid she was going to say that.
DOC BROWN
Whoohooa, great scott.
END OF PART I
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 2
After they got settled into their rooms the gang met back on the deck. Everyone was dressed for the beach.
DOC BROWN
Okay, everybody. Ready to hit the beach?
He looked at his son, Galen and Aleu. Galen was carrying a shovel and pail, Ace was wearing Stars & Stripes shorts, sunglasses. Aleu was also wearing shades and purple towel around her neck.
KIMBERLY
I cannot believe how empty it is. It's like we have the whole beach to ourselves.
As they walked down the sand watching the waves roll inland to wash over their feet and sandles Kimmy continued her narrative.
KIMBERLY
When I was a little girl, we could hardly find room to walk because there were so many people here.
EDNA CRUPZAK
Well, I say good riddance!
A woman passed by them going the opposite direction. She was wearing a faded Sandy Cove sweatshirt, old baseball cap with the famous NY logo on the front and headphones connected to a metal detector. As she walked she swept the metal detector over the sand. She passed the gang and headed to a young man sitting cross-legged on a blanket. He was listening to oldies music on headphones and CD player.
KIMBERLY
That woman looks familiar to me.
The woman was astonished that Kimmy knew her name but she probably did not recognize her.
EDNA CRUPZAK
Oh, do I know you from somewhere?
KIMBERLY
You used to operate the Shaved Ice/Ice Cream Parlor on the beach.
EDNA CRUPZAK
I did not think anyone would remember. We've been closed ever since Shining Palms opened. All the tourists left us high and dry.
ZAIUS
I'm sorry to hear that, madame.
EDNA CRUPZAK
Now they're living it up at Shining Palms and we're left having a birthday party for a long-dead pirate captain. I'll tell you, the only good thing that pirate ever did for this town was stay the night.
JUNIOR CRUPZAK
And leave his cursed treasure buried someplace safe where he could return and one day reclaim it before anybody else laid eyes upon it first.
EDNA CRUPZAK
Hush now, Junior. No need to tell silly nonsense stories to strangers you do not know. It's time to go.
JUNIOR CRUPZAK
Yes, mother.
EDNA CRUPZAK
Keep an eye on that Silo character. If you're not careful, he'll try to buy you out, also. He's here everyday hanging out brochures. Between you and me, I wish everyone would just leave us alone. At least I'd get some peace and quiet.
Edna turned on her metal detector, put on her headphones and walked after her son who was strolling ahead, humming or whistling to the music in his CD player. Urko watched Edna walk away with a suspicious look.
URKO
If I'm not mistaken, those are Shining Palms brochures in her back pocket.
KIMBERLY
That's odd, I wonder why she would have all those brochures?
DOC BROWN
Who cares! Listen, we're here to relax and have fun so let's forget about Edna Crupzak for now and have a good time.
ZAIUS
Doc's right. I'm going to look for seashells or interesting rocks to collect. Anyone want to come?
URKO
Sounds like fun.
DOC BROWN
Good idea.
SPACE ACE
I'm going to enjoy myself, walking along and letting the waves hit my feet.
GALEN
Aleu and I are going to build sand castles.
ALEU
And maybe dig for buried pirate treasure!
ZAIUS
Just don't dig up any trouble in the process.
SPACE ACE
Oh? That's logical.
GALEN
We're on a beach in a quiet little resort town. What kind of trouble could we get into here?
DOC BROWN
That's just what we don't want to find out.
URKO
Yeah, I know the kind of mischief you always get into...NOT!
SPACE ACE
HAH!
DOC BROWN
Junior! That is not nice to insult an ape.
SPACE ACE
I was only joking, or he was.
URKO
Sure we were...NOT!
KIMBERLY
Knock it off, both of you! Now let's enjoy ourselves and stay out of trouble.
And so saying, the redhead woman, chief inventive officer, orangutan professor, gorilla general headed away down the beach while the Hero of Earth, chimpanzee scientist and shewolf watched them go away. By the time they were far away the chimp turned to his allies.
GALEN
Hey, Ace, Aleu. Look what I found.
He took out a piece of paper and carefully unfolded it. The mascot looked closely at the pattern designs sketched onto it and gasped.
ALEU
Treasure map!
GALEN
Shhhhhh! Not so loud, man.
He looked around to see if anybody else was in the vicinity before explaining.
GALEN
This is one of Captain John Silver's maps. And it says that one of his cursed treasure chests is buried somewhere on this beach. All we have to do is follow the directions and dig it up.
ALEU
Fun food for life!
SPACE ACE
Oh wow, this should be interesting.
While the chimpanzee looked at the map, trying to descipher or translate the directions or clues the shewolf sniffed along the ground. She got too close and sniffed some sand up her nose and sneezed!
ALEU
AHH-CHOOOO!
SPACE ACE
Bless you.
GALEN
Quit clowning around. I'm trying to figure out what this picture of a horseshoe means. Like, where are we going to find a horseshoe on the beach?
Aleu thought a minute and then had an idea. She stood up straight and raised her right paw over her head. Then she raised her left paw over her head. Her paws met right over her head in the shape of a horseshoe.
SPACE ACE
ALEU
No, Lucky Grove!
Again she acted out how the 2 trees leaned toward each other to form the shape of a horseshoe.
GALEN
ALEU
SPACE ACE
Let's go and seek out the cursed treasure mateys! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Then the human, ape and shewolf ran over to the horseshoe-shaped trees and stood beneath them. Galen checked the map again.
GALEN
It says to count off 33 paces. And we walk this way.
SPACE ACE
Time to play Pirates Of The Caribbean.
ALEU
Arr, mates. DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES!
Then they began walking down the sand counting off each step they took while also singing the theme song of the #1 attraction of Disneyland/Walt Disney World.
ACE-GALEN-ALEU
YO-HO-YO-HO, A PIRATE's LIFE FOR ME!
SPACE ACE
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho.
GALEN
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho.
ACE-GALEN-ALEU
YO-HO-YO-HO, A PIRATE's LIFE FOR ME!
ALEU
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho.
GALEN
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho.
ACE-GALEN-ALEU
YO-HO-YO-HO, A PIRATE's LIFE FOR ME!
SPACE ACE
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho.
ALEU
We're rascals and scoundrels, villians and knaves. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho.
GALEN
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho.
ACE-GALEN-ALEU
YO-HO-YO-HO, A PIRATE's LIFE FOR ME!
SPACE ACE
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do well cads. Drink up me 'earties, Yo-Ho.
GALEN & ALEU
AYE BUT WE'RE LOVED BY OUR MOTHERS AND FATHERS. DRINK UP ME 'EARTIES, YO-HO!
By the time they reached the count of 20 paces they reached the water's edge.
ALEU
Now what do we do? The trail ends here.
Before either ape or human could answer they heard what sounded like a rumbling sound come from the water. Straight ahead out on the bay they saw a huge galleon, a 3-masted Dog of War. It had 3 masts with huge white sails and on top of the mainmast was a familiar black flag with the skull & crossbones symbol emblazoned on it.
SPACE ACE
It's a pirate ship!
GALEN
But I don't see any sign of the captain or crew.
Suddenly the ship began sinking like a mirage before their suprised eyes.
SPACE ACE
Look at that, it's going down like a rock.
GALEN
What do you know? That was something. Wait till the others hear about this.
ALEU
Uh, boys...
GALEN & ACE
WHAT???
ALEU
LOOK! SOMETHING ELSE IS COMING OUT OF THE WATER!
The wolf had a look of sheer horror on her face, in her eyes as she stared straight ahead. Both chimp and human also turned to stare in that same direction and saw an explosion of bubbles burst through the water's surface as something started walking out of the water covered in seaweed. With each step the creature grabbed clumps of seaweed from its body and threw them down. Bit by bit the creature was looking more human.
He was dressed in a large black coat, blue pants, black boots. A hat perched atop his head covering a red bandana beneath, his left leg was missing from the ankle down, ending in a mechanical stump. His left eye was a red robotic sensor implant, the right eye a normal blue. His left arm looked like a mechanical-robotic hand that could morph, change into various forms at will. This was no ordinary man, it was Captain Long John Silver
JOHN SILVER
Arr, it's so good to be home again in Sandy Cove.
GALEN
Zoinks! It's the ghost of Long John Silver.
SPACE ACE
Aaaaaaaugh!
ALEU
RUUUUUN!
END OF PART II
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 3
Emmett Brown, Zaius, Urko and Kimberly were arriving ack at the Sandy Cove Inn just as Ace, Galen and Aleu came running up to the front porch almost out of breath, panic-stricken faces.
GALEN
He's here! We saw him!
DOC BROWN
Saw who?
The shewolf stood up on her hind legs. She hunched over, closed one eye and limped around in a circle mimicing the voice of Captain Silver.
ALEU
Arrrr...
SPACE ACE
Long John Silver! We saw his ship sink in the bay. Then he emerged from the water and walked onto the beach like a ghost or phantom.
KIMBERLY
We saw a ship sink too, but we didn't see any pirate ghost.
ZAIUS
Ace, Galen, that ship is special effect movie magic for Silver Fest tonight. It is supposed to reenact the sinking of Silver's ship 300 years ago.
MAGGIE
There will be fireworks too. That's what Kim's uncle McLeach was working on this morning. He'll be pleased that it looked so realistic.
GALEN
Well, if that ship was not real, what about the pirate?
MAGGIE
I don't think a pirate is part of the show. But maybe they added it at the last minute just in case.
SPACE ACE
Or maybe it is the ghost of Captain Silver. And he's angry or pissed that he was not invited as the Guest of Honor to his own party.
MCLEACH
Arr, what do we have here, mates?
ALEU
YIKES!
Quickly she dove under Kimmy's deck chair, whimpering in fright. In the next, a man with a hooked nose, black hair, blue eyes and wearing a felt hat, safari jacket, denim jeans, boots. Percival McLeach the ex-poacher (Disney The Rescuers Down Under) appeared on the porch.
KIMBERLY
Uncle McLeach!
MCLEACH
Hello, Kim. Long time, no see, eh?
MAGGIE
Your ship was a huge success with Kim's friends.
MCLEACH
What do you mean?
KIMBERLY
Why, the way you made it sink in the bay. It fooled my boyfriend.
Ace blushed red in the face and smiled. Galen turned away too embarrassed to speak, Aleu poked her head out from under the chair and smiled.
ALEU
Hello, nice trick with that sinking ship.
MCLEACH
I don't see how that can be. The boat is radio-controlled and Nimnul and I spent all morning trying to get it to work. We suspected there was something wrong with the controls. We gave up on it a while ago.
Apes and humans looked at one another in shock and disbelief!!!
URKO
You mean you did not make the ship sink?
MCLEACH
I'm sorry to say it, but no I did not.
DOC BROWN
Whoohooa! Mybe that really was a ghost ship.
Just then the oldies music stopped coming from the radio. A loud blast of static blared from the speakers then an evil voice began speaking.
JOHN SILVER
Attention, Sandy Cove. This is Captain Silver speaking. I warn you to leave this place forever before sundown or I curse you all! I will not warn you again, mates. And stay away from my cursed treasure! DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES!!!
Another blast of static swallowed his voice then the music began again.
SPACE ACE
Wowsers, that sounded like Silver we saw on the beach.
GALEN
He really is here, come back to haunt us!
Then the Hero of Earth and chimpanzee archaeologist dove under the deck chairs next to Aleu to cower in terror.
MCLEACH
It looks like somebody does not want us to have Silver Fest.
MAGGIE
This is so terrible.
KIMBERLY
Not to worry, aunt, uncle.
DOC BROWN
That's right, Institute of Future Technology is on the case. Right?
GALEN-ACE-KIM-URKO-ZAIUS
RIGHT!!!
ALEU
Right!
END OF PART III
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 4
The family huddled together on the Sandy Cove Inn's front porch. Emmett began outlining the gameplay so to speak.
DOC BROWN
Okay, everybody, we've got a lot of ground to cover if we're going to get to the bottom of this before Frye Fest begins. First and foremost, someone needs to check out that mysterious sunken ship.
GALEN
Not us.
ZAIUS
You are the only ones who seen that pirate ghost.
KIMBERLY
Plus, you might even find some buried treasure.
SPACE ACE
Hmmm, on second thought. Now that I think of it...
ALEU
Ruh-uh.
SPACE ACE
Aleu, even if that pirate is there, he's 300 years old and besides he could never outdog-paddle you.
KIMBERLY
Would you do it for a Wolf Snack?
ALEU
Nope.
DOC BROWN
How about 2 Wolf Snacks?
The alpha female shook her head, refusing to be suckered into this scheme.
URKO
All right, make it 3 Wolf Snacks.
GALEN
And buried treasure for a reward.
ALEU
It's a deal!
The gorilla general took the biscuts from his duffel bag and tossed them into the air and the shewolf caught them like a frisbee.
MAGGIE
While you look for clues, we're going to persuade as many people as we can to stay for Silver Fest tonight.
ZAIUS
I want to go to the Town Hall to look up something.
DOC BROWN
Great, Kim and I will walk with Ace and Aleu to the dock and then inspect the beach-area.
MCLEACH
They should see Gaston about diving in the bay. He's on the dock right now and would be happy to help. Just tell him I sent you.
DOC BROWN
Thanks, Percival. Okay, it's time to work.
The orangutan professor and gorilla general followed the path around to the front of the inn to walk into Main Street. Doc, Kim, Galen, Ace and Aleu walked to the dock down on the beach. The dock wasn't anything fancy, it was a long row of planks that stuck out into the bay. Some of the planks were cracked and few were missing. At the end stood an old wooden shack.
KIMBERLY
Good luck, you two.
GALEN
Yeah, hope Silver doesn't ambush you underwater.
SPACE ACE
Lucky chimp...you probably hate water anyway.
GALEN
You got that right, apes don't know how to swim.
DOC BROWN
C'mon, let's get going and checking for clues.
The time traveler, redhead, chimpanzee continued along the beach until they were out of sight.
SPACE ACE
I guess this must be the place. Ready, mascot?
ALEU
Uh-huh.
The two began walking along the boardwalk toward the shack. The Hero of Earth tapped on the wooden door and called out.
SPACE ACE
Hello? Anyone home?
The door opened and a man stepped out. He was tall and handsome with black hair, blue eyes. Dressed in a red t-shirt, blue jeans, black boots. This was the famous Gaston the mighty hunter (Disney Beauty And The Beast)
ALEU
A pirate!
GASTON
I'm no pirate, just Gaston. What can I do for you?
SPACE ACE
Can you help us with some diving?
GASTON
Oh?
ALEU
Mcleach the poacher.
GASTON
Ahh, Mcleach. Why didn't you say so? I'll be right back.
He disappeared into the shack then came out carrying some diving gear, including fins, airtanks, facemasks.
GASTON
First-rate scuba diving gear, no one's ever used them before.
SPACE ACE
Hey, this gear was made just for you.
ALEU
Duh???
SPACE ACE
It's, like, Aleu diving gear. Get it? ALeu, Scuba?
They both erupted into giggling fits as Gaston showed them how to put on the equipment, attach the fins to their feet, the airtanks to their backs with breath respriators they put in their mouths to breathe in the oxygen while underwater.
GASTON
I'll bet this is your first time you went diving, eh?
SPACE ACE
Yeah, never done it before.
GASTON
You'll need a flashlight to find your way underwater.
ALEU
Thank you, we'll be careful down there.
SPACE ACE
And find some cursed treasure to make us rich!
GASTON
Ace and Aleu grinned, winked at each other then thanked the hunter for his piece of advice before taking several deep breaths, attaching the respriators to their mouths then flipping backwards into the waters of Brannigan Bay.
END OF PART IV
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 5
Ace and Aleu slowly floated down to the bottom of Brannigan Bay. Their feet touched the bottom and Ace turned to Aleu to speak.
SPACE ACE
It was hard to talk underwater wearing scuba gear and respriators in their mouths. Ace then pointed in the direction they were supposed to go. The two of them walked or swam along the bottom of the bay. Many kinds of fish swam by. It was hard to keep track. They swam by a big rock. Ace reached out to touch it and it moved! The rock opened its eyes and then waved its tentacles menacingly, it was an octupus!!!
SPACE ACE
Zoiglub!
ALEU
Let'sglubgoglub!
Both began swimming away. They had only gone a few feet when they saw something else in front of them. As they got closer, they saw it was the sunken ship. Ace and Aleu could see parts of the upper deck. The Hero of Earth looked at the shewolf and gave her the thumbs-up sign. The buried treasure had to be there.
ALEU
Maybe we'll get lucky or rich.
SPACE ACE
That is if we don't encounter Captain Silver.
They both swam for a closer look when an explosion of bubbles burst from inside the ship. Captain Silver floated out from the ship. He had his sword in one hand and flashlight transformed by his robotic hand.
CAPTAIN SILVER
Arrr, I warned you to leave Sandy Cove. Now you will pay the price!!!
ALEU
Yikes, glubs!
She turned and dog-paddled away as fast as she could. Silver was getting closer and was about to strike the shewolf when something grabbed him. It was the octopus, distracting the pirate ghost allowing Ace and Aleu to swim to the surface and safety. Ace and Aleu swam to the dock and Gaston helped them up and helped remove their scuba gear.
GASTON
Any luck?
SPACE ACE
Only in not getting eaten by an octopus or attacked by John Silver.
ALEU
Wait until the others hear about this.
Then they both ran back to the inn where Brown, Kim, Zaius, Galen and Urko together with McLeach and Maggie were waiting for them on the front porch.
SPACE ACE
We saw Captain Silver again! He was in his ship when he saw us and tried to attack us underwater.
URKO
What was he doing when you discovered him?
ALEU
I think he was looking for something around the sunken ship. But when he saw us he yelled at us. Something about warning us to leave Sandy Cove.
ZAIUS
That's odd, people or apes cannot talk underwater.
MCLEACH
What did you and the others find, Kim?
KIMBERLY
We found an old rowboat down the beach.
DOC BROWN
And look what we found inside.
He showed everyone a handful of wet Shining Palms brochures and pai of headphones.
ZAIUS
Based on what I learned in town, I have a hunch that this pirate ghost wants more than just a quiet vacation in his old home.
DOC BROWN
You're right, professor. It's time to bait and set a trap to catch this ghost. And there's no better place than his own birthday party.
END OF PART V
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 6
That night, everyone gathered on the beach to celebrate Silver Fest and Captain Silver's birthday. Party music played over the loudspeakers and everyone was dressed in pirate clothing, eye patches, hats. A huge barbecue pit was dug into the sand by the dock. There were burgers, hot dogs, corn, potatoes, lobsters, clam chowder, and other fun foods.
GALEN
Okay, it's time for dinner.
DOC BROWN
First it's time to catch a ghost.
Emmett walked the ape, shewolf away from the crowd and over to the edge of the dock. Ace, Zaius, Urko, Kimberly, Maggie, McLeach and Gaston were waiting there. Next to the hunter was an old chest covered with seaweed.
DOC BROWN
Here's the gameplan. McLeach and Maggie are going to tell everyone that we have found Silver's cursed treasure.
GALEN
We have???
ZAIUS
Not really, it's part of the trap.
GALEN
Oh, I knew that.
SPACE ACE
Do we have to wear those scuba outfits again?
KIMBERLY
Just for show.
ALEU
Uh-uh.
KIMBERLY
But there's nothing to be afraid of.
ALEU
Oh yeah? Octopus!
URKO
Don't worry, we checked out the beach and there is not a single octopus around.
DOC BROWN
Look, we don't have much time. Ace and Aleu, you put on the scuba outfits. Gaston will bring the chest over to the fire. That should lure Silver out. When she shows up, McLeach and I will catch him with a fishing net.
MAGGIE
Once this is done, mascot. You can have as much as you want to eat.
ALEU
Oh boy!
She grabbed a scuba mask and put it over her head. She was breathing so heavily she fogged up the glass.
ZAIUS
Kim, do you recall where you and Doc found the rowboat?
KIMBERLY
Yes, why?
ZAIUS
Let's go there. I have a hunch we'll find something interesting.
They walked off down the beach...meanwhile Dr. Brown got ready to carry out his gameplan into action.
DOC BROWN
Let's go, everyone.
Maggie and McLeach walked over to the crowd and got everyone's attention. Everybody gasped when Maggie and McLeach told them about the treasure.
SPACE ACE
That's our cue, Aleu.
They walked across the sand to the audience. Gaston followed, carrying the chest on his back. Emmett snuck around to the other side holding the net. Ace, Aleu, Gaston entered the middle of the crowd. The mighty hunter put the chest down onto the sand.
MCLEACH
These two divers found the treasure in a sunken pirate ship in the bay.
MAGGIE
They promised to donate everything they find in the chest to Sandy Cove to help keep our town alive.
The crowd cheered again as the poacher walked to the chest and knelt down. He used a crowbar to pry open the lid. Just as the audience stepped forward to see what was inside an explosion came from the water. Captain John Silver walked out of the bay. The half man-half machine cyborg confronted everyone in anger.
JOHN SILVER
Stop! Give me my treasure or you will all be cursed forever!
He approached the crowd and they backed away. He advanced on Ace & Aleu who cowered before him.
DOC BROWN
NOW!
He and McLeach jumped out of the audience and threw the fishing net over the cyborg. Silver activated his robotic hand into shears and cut through the net instantly, freeing himself.
GASTON
Yegads, must be an old net.
JOHN SILVER
Now you will all suffer the consequences!
That was another cue for Ace and Aleu to make their break. They tried to run, but the scuba equipment was too heavy. The shewolf took a step in one direction but the heavy air tanks pulled her in another. She lost her balance and tumbled into Captain Silver. The cyborg staggered, wobbled then fell into the chest. Aleu was still off balance from the gear. She tried grabbing something to keep from falling but her paw his the lid of the chest and slammed it shut on Silver.
JOHN SILVER
Help! Let me out or I'm telling!
His voice screamed inside the chest. Everyone stared at each other.
MAGGIE
That does not sound like a pirate.
JOHN SILVER
Get me out of here!
EDNA CRUPZAK
Knock it off, you loudmouth pirate.
She made her way through the crowd. Using a crowbar she pried open the lid of the chest.
GASTON
What's this all about?
URKO
I think I know, but first let's see if I'm correct.
Gaston reached around Silver's neck and gave the head a turn. Everyone gasped as Gaston lifted off the pirate's head. It was a scuba helmet with a facemask over it. And inside was...
MAGGIE
DOC BROWN
Neither did we at first. The only clue we had was a handful of brochures in a rowboat.
KIMBERLY
A clue that first pointed to Barney Silo.
ZAIUS
But then we put some other things together. Like what McLeach said about the ship being radio-controlled.
GALEN
Junior Crupzak was using a radio-controlled device on his CD player.
SPACE ACE
He used his radio control to take over McLeach's boat and make it sink.
URKO
And I'll bet if you look inside the helmet, you'll find some kind of microphone and transmitter. Junior tuned into the radio station's frequency to get his voice through the speakers and radios.
MAGGIE
You've lived here all your life, Edna. Why would you ruin the festival and let Barney Silo take over Sandy Cove?
ZAIUS
Because there really is a buried treasure. I confirmed that when I went to City Hall. According to the records, Captain Silver's ship sank with a collection of gold, silver, jewels and other valuables he had stolen.
GALEN
And it sank exactly where the ship sank today.
DOC BROWN
Edna and Junior thought this would help them find the treasure.
EDNA CRUPZAK
That's right,
JUNIOR CRUPZAK
And we would have found the treasure if it was not for you foolish mortals! And your stupid canine mutt!
Again angry glares came from apes and humans who hate to hear villians accuse them of ruining their plans of victory. Edna and her son turned and stormed away without looking back to the boos and jeers from the crowd.
BARNEY SILO
Bravo, apes and humans! You have given me a stroke of inspiration. The legend of John Silver is too important. Just look at how many people have come to celebrate him. Let me return Sandy Cove to its former pirate splendor. Everyone can keep their homes and shops. We will fix up the place to look like it did when the real Captain lived here.
CROWD
HIP-HIP-HOOOORRRRRRAAAAY!!!
Then fireworks exploded in the sky overhead in a shower of colorful displays to the cheers of the fans. Oldies music blared on speakers from radios.
DOC BROWN
Well, that's another mystery solved for the future.
MCLEACH
And we owe it all to Aleu, Space Ace and company.
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! We all looked up to see a colorful illumination of the shewolf's face in fireworks.
ALEU
AARROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
IFT FAMILY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
THE END
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
EPISODE III "THE ZOMBIE's TREASURE"
INTRODUCTION:
Pack up the time vehicle and start roasting the s'mores! Balto and the gang are going on a camping trip. But no ghost stories will be told around the fire for a treasure-stealing zombie is haunting the campsite. It's up to the Hero of Alaska and his friends to catch this zany zombie. Continues where Episode II ended...
GALEN
SPACE ACE
Hang onto your lunch boxes everybody!
Doc Brown steered the Delorean around a big curve in the road as the chimpanzee archaeologist and Hero of Earth hung onto their safety restraints in the back seats. There came a loud THUD as camping gear toppled over across the back seats of the 8-passenger time vehicle.
KIMBERLY
URKO
SPACE ACE
I'm fine, no problemo.
Galen was trying to see around the pile of camping stuff that fell over but could not see Balto the half wolf/half dog who apparently was buried ALIVE.
GALEN
Except that I can't find Balto. I think he's trapped under the gear.
SPACE ACE
Balto? Are you in there?
Together the two friends carefully moved one bag aside and then lifted up yet another piece of camping stuff to see under it. The chimp peeked under one of the sleeping bags that unrolled and there was the wolf, eating from a picnic basket.
BALTO
Huh?
GALEN
Good grief, the wolf is eating our fun food.
BALTO
Can't help it, I was starving.
SPACE ACE
Well...if you put it that way. Who needs the great outdoors when you can have this fun food indoors, right?
The 3 sat down amoung the pile of camping gear and begin snacking.
DOC BROWN
Junior, will you please straighten things up in the back? We'll be at the campsite ASAP.
SPACE ACE
Yes, father.
ZAIUS
And it would be nice if we had some food left over for the rest of the trip.
GALEN
Don't worry, professor. Balto and I are only eating pizza.
ZAIUS
SPACE ACE
Well, he did it.
BALTO
You didn't expect us to eat the stuff you brought, did you?
URKO
Heheheheheahahahaah, you crack me up!
ZAIUS
Oh good grief.
DOC BROWN
Great scott, hold on. The road up ahead is going to get treacherous.
He turned off the highway onto a dirt road full of bumps or dips and potholes making the Delorean bounce about like a motion-base simulator Turbo Ride at a theme park, i.e. "BACK TO THE FUTURE THE RIDE"
KIMBERLY
Are you sure this is the way, boss?
URKO
Boss?! Why are you calling me boss?
KIMBERLY
Oops, I meant Emmett.
URKO
Ha-ha, funny.
ZAIUS
According to this guidebook I bought at the Hill Valley BookShop, Treasure Bend is just a few miles away. This road has been here for 100 years.
SPACE ACE
You would have thought someone would have paved it by now.
URKO
The road was built by miners/prospectors who discovered a gold mine. That is where the campsite got its name. The mine is nextdoor.
KIMBERLY
ZAIUS
The mine was shut down, abandoned for years. The campground is the only thing left open today.
Suddenly without warning a large black car raced past the Delorean. It splashed into a mud puddle, spraying globs of the s*** all over the time vehicle and continued on its way. Apes and humans glared after it.
URKO
That car sure is driving fast. Ought to be stopped for speeding or drunk driving!
GALEN
And messy, if you ask me. Just look at our windows.
Dr. Brown pulled off the road and turned on his wipers which began clearing away the mud & debris covering the windshield when a police car drove up and stopped behind them. The officer climbed out and approached the Delorean.
POLICE COP
Excuse me, sir. Is everything all right?
DOC BROWN
Fine, officer. Except for the mud on our time vehicle.
POLICE COP
What brings you out to these parts?
KIMBERLY
We're going camping at Treasure Bend.
SHERIFF FLUGEL
Okay, but be careful. We've gotten reports of a ex-convict heading up to this area. He's been committing robberies around the local towns weeks now.
ZAIUS
Is the con dangerous?
SHERIFF FLUGEL
Could be, though he has not hurt anyone yet. If I were you, I'd reconsider that camping trip just to be safe.
DOC BROWN
Thank you for the warning, sheriff.
Flugel nodded, rolled up his window and drove away...
SPACE ACE
What's the stop? Are we there yet.
DOC BROWN
No, just a pit-stop emergency son.
SPACE ACE
Ohh, yeah.
GALEN
Balto and I are on our last slice of pizza.
KIMBERLY
The sheriff sounded serious, do you think we should stay?
URKO
I think we have a better chance of getting Balto to stop eating than meeting a ex-convict out here.
DOC BROWN
You're right, general. So let's get started.
END OF PART I
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
EPISODE III "THE ZOMBIE's TREASURE"
INTRODUCTION:
Pack up the time vehicle and start roasting the s'mores! Balto and the gang are going on a camping trip. But no ghost stories will be told around the fire for a treasure-stealing zombie is haunting the campsite. It's up to the Hero of Alaska and his friends to catch this zany zombie. Continues where Episode II ended...
GALEN
SPACE ACE
Hang onto your lunch boxes everybody!
Doc Brown steered the Delorean around a big curve in the road as the chimpanzee archaeologist and Hero of Earth hung onto their safety restraints in the back seats. There came a loud THUD as camping gear toppled over across the back seats of the 8-passenger time vehicle.
KIMBERLY
URKO
SPACE ACE
I'm fine, no problemo.
Galen was trying to see around the pile of camping stuff that fell over but could not see Balto the half wolf/half dog who apparently was buried ALIVE.
GALEN
Except that I can't find Balto. I think he's trapped under the gear.
SPACE ACE
Balto? Are you in there?
Together the two friends carefully moved one bag aside and then lifted up yet another piece of camping stuff to see under it. The chimp peeked under one of the sleeping bags that unrolled and there was the wolf, eating from a picnic basket.
BALTO
Huh?
GALEN
Good grief, the wolf is eating our fun food.
BALTO
Can't help it, I was starving.
SPACE ACE
Well...if you put it that way. Who needs the great outdoors when you can have this fun food indoors, right?
The 3 sat down amoung the pile of camping gear and begin snacking.
DOC BROWN
Junior, will you please straighten things up in the back? We'll be at the campsite ASAP.
SPACE ACE
Yes, father.
ZAIUS
And it would be nice if we had some food left over for the rest of the trip.
GALEN
Don't worry, professor. Balto and I are only eating pizza.
ZAIUS
SPACE ACE
Well, he did it.
BALTO
You didn't expect us to eat the stuff you brought, did you?
URKO
Heheheheheahahahaah, you crack me up!
ZAIUS
Oh good grief.
DOC BROWN
Great scott, hold on. The road up ahead is going to get treacherous.
He turned off the highway onto a dirt road full of bumps or dips and potholes making the Delorean bounce about like a motion-base simulator Turbo Ride at a theme park, i.e. "BACK TO THE FUTURE THE RIDE"
KIMBERLY
Are you sure this is the way, boss?
URKO
Boss?! Why are you calling me boss?
KIMBERLY
Oops, I meant Emmett.
URKO
Ha-ha, funny.
ZAIUS
According to this guidebook I bought at the Hill Valley BookShop, Treasure Bend is just a few miles away. This road has been here for 100 years.
SPACE ACE
You would have thought someone would have paved it by now.
URKO
The road was built by miners/prospectors who discovered a gold mine. That is where the campsite got its name. The mine is nextdoor.
KIMBERLY
ZAIUS
The mine was shut down, abandoned for years. The campground is the only thing left open today.
Suddenly without warning a large black car raced past the Delorean. It splashed into a mud puddle, spraying globs of the s*** all over the time vehicle and continued on its way. Apes and humans glared after it.
URKO
That car sure is driving fast. Ought to be stopped for speeding or drunk driving!
GALEN
And messy, if you ask me. Just look at our windows.
Dr. Brown pulled off the road and turned on his wipers which began clearing away the mud & debris covering the windshield when a police car drove up and stopped behind them. The officer climbed out and approached the Delorean.
POLICE COP
Excuse me, sir. Is everything all right?
DOC BROWN
Fine, officer. Except for the mud on our time vehicle.
POLICE COP
What brings you out to these parts?
KIMBERLY
We're going camping at Treasure Bend.
SHERIFF FLUGEL
Okay, but be careful. We've gotten reports of a ex-convict heading up to this area. He's been committing robberies around the local towns weeks now.
ZAIUS
Is the con dangerous?
SHERIFF FLUGEL
Could be, though he has not hurt anyone yet. If I were you, I'd reconsider that camping trip just to be safe.
DOC BROWN
Thank you for the warning, sheriff.
Flugel nodded, rolled up his window and drove away...
SPACE ACE
What's the stop? Are we there yet.
DOC BROWN
No, just a pit-stop emergency son.
SPACE ACE
Ohh, yeah.
GALEN
Balto and I are on our last slice of pizza.
KIMBERLY
The sheriff sounded serious, do you think we should stay?
URKO
I think we have a better chance of getting Balto to stop eating than meeting a ex-convict out here.
DOC BROWN
You're right, general. So let's get started.
END OF PART I
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 2
Emmett Brown steered the Delorean into the Treasure Bend campground. He parked in front of the main lodge and everyone exited the time vehicle.
KIMBERLY
Hey, that's the car that splashed us!
URKO
Hoo-boy, wait till I get my hands on that idiot.
The family walked onto the lodge porch. There was a man talking to a woman. He was holding several long cardboard tubes under one arm. His glasses kept slipping down his nose.
ZAIUS
I wonder what that's all about?
GALEN
Maybe he's selling 3-ft long hot dogs.
BALTO
Yum!
DOC BROWN
I bet that's the owner of this campsite.
BUSINESS MAN
Look here, Mrs. Butler, this map shows where your property overlaps the underground mine.
As he unrolled a big sheet of paper and pointed to a spot on the design he dropped the cardboard tubes on the ground. Balto picked up one of the tubes in his mouth and carried it back to the man, tail wagging.
BUSINESS MAN
Thank you, good dog.
DOT BUTLER
Can I help you?
DOC BROWN
We are looking for the owner who runs this campground.
DOT BUTLER
Well, you've found her. I'm the owner, Mrs. Dot Butler and you must be the group who phoned earlier to schedule a weekend stay here. Welcome to Treasure Bend.
DOC BROWN
Thank you, I'm Dr. Emmett Brown of the Institute of Future Technology and this is my family.
He introduced the apes Zaius, Galen and Urko, then Kimmy and finally Ace, but not forgetting Balto their canine mascot.
AUTHOR's NOTE: IN THE STORIES, I'LL BE CHANGING THE CHARACTERS OF BALTO, HIS DAUGHTER ALEU AND HIS WIFE-MATE JENNA FROM TIME TO TIME SINCE ALL 3 LIVE WITH THE IFT GANG OF HILL VALLEY...
DOT BUTLER
Pleased to meet you. This is Professor Mullins. He was telling me I should close down the campsite.
PROFESSOR MULLINS
Correction, I believe you should close down the site. According to these maps, tunnels from the gold mine run underneath the campgrounds and lodge. These tunnels are no longer safe and could collapse any minute.
URKO
Then these must be geologic maps of the area.
PROFESSOR MULLINS
That's right, gorilla. You and your friends must consider leaving now. You never know when one of these tunnels could give way.
SPACE ACE
Thanks for that piece of advice. But we've been planning this trip for days. If Dot's staying open, we stay put.
Everyone looked at Dot Butler, waiting for her decision until she gave it.
DOT BUTLER
I've lived here for so many years. I may as well stay put a little longer. My decision is final, the campsite stays open.
The professor gathered up his maps and turned to go, but before doing so he gave one last piece of advice.
PROFESSOR MULLINS
I hope you'll reconsider, Mrs. Butler because I'd hate to hear that someone or somebody got stuck in the mine by accident.
DOT BUTLER
KIMBERLY
Somebody should teach him how to drive responsibility. He nearly splashed our Delorean again on his way out.
DOT BUTLER
I sure do appreciate you deciding to stay. Business has not been so good lately and I may have to close down the campsite.
ZAIUS
It will take more than a man with maps to scare us.
Suddenly, a strange growling came from the woods behind the lodge.
SPACE ACE
Wowsers! A unknown monster in the woods would keep me away!
GALEN
Me too!
BALTO
I'm game!
All 3 turned tail so to speak and ran toward the time vehicle.
END OF PART II
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 3
The growling sound grew louder. Galen, Ace and Balto ducked behind a large pile of firewood stacked near the Delorean. The chimp poked his head up.
GALEN
The name of this campground should be Monster Bend instead of Treasure Bend.
BALTO
Yeah, you said it. Monster Bend.
Just then heavy footsteps walked across the porch of the lodge so all 3 ducked back down again. Something unseen blocked out the sunlight casting a long shadow over the friends.
SPACE ACE
Hey-hey-hey!
The Hero of Earth looked up and saw a tall man with wild hair and beard.
BALTO
Aooooooooooooo!
In seconds the wolf jumped up from behind the logs and into Kimberly's arms who gasped, staggered under the impact.
KIMBERLY
Hey! Ooffmph, Balto...do you mind?
DOT BUTLER
Hi, Jack.
SPACE ACE
The monster has a name?
KIMBERLY
Ace!
SPACE ACE
Oops, hah-hah.
PANTHER JACK
No harm, it's my job to scare people.
URKO
It is?
PANTHER JACK
They call me Panther Jack.
DOT BUTLER
He lives in the woods and protects the animals that roam freely throughout this campsite. He also helps keep unwanted visitors out.
KIMBERLY
Like mountain lions?
PANTHER JACK
And messy campers who litter, disobey the rules & regulations here. Except now that something is scaring the animals and campers.
DOC BROWN
Whoohooa, do you know who's doing it?
PANTHER JACK
A strange unknown creature with glow-in-the-dark eyes.
DOT BUTLER
You've seen this creature?
PANTHER JACK
Yes, but I have not captured it yet. It always escapes whenever I close in on its location. I'll get it, whatever this alien is. See you later, boss.
He then walked away into the woods beyond the campground.
DOT BUTLER
You know, between the creature and what Professor Mullins said, maybe you should not stay here after all.
GALEN
I'm with Dot. Let's vote. All in favor of leaving, raise hand.
Balto coiled his tail into a spring and sat down on it. He raised all four paws into the air.
GALEN
Looks like the paws have it. Time to go, Balto.
ZAIUS
Hold on, you two. We are not going anywhere.
GALEN
DOC BROWN
No, we already decided on camping and that's final. Besides, there's no need to go home and sit around doing nothing...bored so to speak.
SPACE ACE
Dot, where should we pitch our tents?
DOT BUTLER
Anywhere on that side of the campground.
The lodge owner pointed to a large area to the right of the main building.
DOT BUTLER
Not too many people are here so you should have plenty of room.
KIMBERLY
Is there a hose we can borrow to wash down our time vehicle?
DOT BUTLER
Behind the lodge, go ahead and make yourselves at home.
DOC BROWN
I'll drive the Delorean around back. We'll get settled and then wash down our time machine till it's brand new again.
GALEN
If you ask me...I got a bad feeling about this.
URKO
Who asked you?
BALTO
Me, too.
END OF PART III
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 4
The family all worked together to wash the Delorean. Soon it was super clean when suddenly...
GALEN
Hey, look who's back. It's the bad driver.
URKO
I wonder what he's doing back here.
Everyone turned and saw the black car pull up next to the lodge. The car door opened, but instead of the professor an old woman stepped out. She wore black pants, long-sleeved black shirt, dark glasses. Wisps of white hair stuck from under her wide-brimmed black hat.
IDA KUNKLE
Hey, you idiots!
ZAIUS
How dare you call us idiots!
IDA KUNKLE
What are you doing here?
SPACE ACE
Washing our time vehicle, so???
IDA KUNKLE
Get off my property this minute!
This brought shocked, angry looks from Emmett Brown, Kimberly, Ace, Galen, Zaius, Urko and Balto who do not like being threatened by strangers who have any right to insult them.
DOC BROWN
Your property? Great scott, this campground belongs to Dot Butler.
IDA KUNKLE
No, it belongs to me. And I've got papers to prove it.
She took out a small piece of paper from her pocket and unfolded it. With a smug grin-smirk on her face she held it out for all to see.
IDA KUNKLE
Whose name do you see on this map?
DOC BROWN
It says Sam Kunkle.
IDA KUNKLE
That's right, and I'm Ida Kunkle. Sam Kunkle was my great grandfather.
URKO
His name on an old map does not prove anything.
IDA KUNKLE
Sure it does, Sam Kunkle used to be a cook on a ranch around here. But one day he discovered this gold-silver mine and claimed the land around here. So get off my property and away from my treasure.
Once again angry looks came from the humans and apes who refused to be threatened-insulted by some crazy old woman believing this was her land.
GALEN
Treasure? What treasure?
IDA KUNKLE
The treasure of Treasure Bend. But don't get any ideas. Jeb Wocket, my grandfather's high-school friend tried to steal the treasure. But he never found it and got lost in the mine tunnels and disappeared forever. Now he's a zombie ghost who haunts the gold-silver mine to this day, still looking for his cursed prize.
Then she began walking away but not before yelling back over her shoulder.
IDA KUNKLE
You'd better leave soon if you know what's good for you or else the zombie will destroy you!
BALTO
Zombie?
SPACE ACE
That does it, we're going. This campground is not big enough for the three of us.
KIMBERLY
Three of you???
GALEN
Yeah, me, Ace and Balto. Come on, hero of Alaska.
After Ida Kunkle got back into her car and drove away, laughing to herself about the death-curse those foolish mortals were about to suffer...Galen, Balto and Ace began to walk away.
ZAIUS
Where are you going?
GALEN
As far away from the zombie as we can.
DOC BROWN
While you're out there, why don't you gather some twigs and branches for our campfire?
SPACE ACE
Forget it! I don't do campfires when there's a supernatural spirit out there.
URKO
That's too bad, sucker.
SPACE ACE
Did you say s'mores?
KIMBERLY
Yes, but since you don't do campfires...
GALEN
On second thought, why didn't you say so? Twigs and branches coming up. We got some gathering to do.
And with that...Balto, Ace and Galen walked into the woods whistling the famous "Whistle Stop" tune from the Disney animated film Robin Hood.
GALEN
Here's a path, let's see where it goes.
They followed a path and picked up some twigs and branches along the way. Just ahead, a fallen tree blocked their path.
SPACE ACE
Looks like Mother Nature is helping us out. Here's all the wood we could want for the campfire.
They started picking up more branches. Then they heard a moaning sound come from the middle of the woods.
BALTO
Duh???
Ace listened for a moment, too but shook his head...
SPACE ACE
Relax, hero. It's that creepy Panther Jack trying to scare us again, ignore him.
BALTO
Okay, if you say so.
They went back to gathering more sticks. The wolf saw a long twig on the ground and tried picking it up. Unfortunately his paws were full. Just then, someone reached for the branch and picked it up. Balto glanced up as the zombie reached over and dropped it into his paws. The humanoid creature was 7-ft tall.
It was dressed in dark jungle-green t-shirt, light green jacket, brown pants, boots. The creature's eyes glowed red.
BALTO
ACE!
He released all his sticks and jumped on the Hero's shoulders and wrapped his paws around Ace's face. Ace, startled by this sudden move, staggered-stumbled before regaining his footing while not dropping his sticks.
SPACE ACE
Balto, what's wrong with you?
GALEN
Good grief...what on earth is that?!
BALTO
Zombie!!! Behind you, boss.
SPACE ACE
Huh, what's behind me?
ZOMBIE
AARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
SPACE ACE
Zombie ghost!
GALEN
Aaaaaaaaugh! It's the zombie!
BALTO
HEEEEEEEELP!
All 3 began running with the creature chasing after them.
END OF PART IV
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 5
The zombie chased Galen, Ace and Balto through the woods as it tried to catch them, moaning & growling all the while.
BALTO
Run master, faster, faster!
SPACE ACE
I can't run any faster with you on my shoulders. So I'm making this your stop.
The Terminator stopped short and sent the wolf flying through the air. Balto landed on all fours. Galen jumped onto Balto's back and shouted.
GALEN
Giddyap, Balto! Mr. Lightbulb Eyes is gaining on us!
The wolf began running with the chimpanzee hanging onto his back, struggling to keep his balance and not fall off.
SPACE ACE
Attaboy, hero. He'll never catch us now.
But as the T-800 turned to look back he saw the zombie reaching out to grab Balto by the tail.
SPACE ACE
Whoops, spoke too soon. Step on it!
GALEN
Aaaaaaaaugh!
Balto ran a few more steps than vaulted into the air over a downed tree or log. He and Galen crashed onto a pig pile of leaves followed by Ace himself. After hiding for a minute or so they poked up their heads and noticed that the creature was gone, disappeared.
GALEN
Where did it go?
BALTO
Dunno, maybe it ran away.
SPACE ACE
Well, I'm not waiting around to find out. Let's go find the others.
Standing up he brushed leaves off his uniform, out of his hair. Galen shook himself free of leaves clinging to his clothing and body also. They looked around trying to figure out their surroundings or bearings.
GALEN
Uh, do you know the way back to camp?
SPACE ACE
Don't look at me, I haven't a clue.
BALTO
Uh-uh.
GALEN
Good grief, just what we need. First we get chased by a zombie ghost and now we're lost. What could possibly go wrong now?
UNSEEN VOICE
It could rain without warning.
GALEN
Very funny, hey, wait. Who said that?
SPACE ACE
It wasn't me...
BALTO
Yikes!
All 3 jumped back into the leaf pile again, never minding they were getting leaves all over their clothes & hair again. Slowly they raised their heads back up again and looked cautiously around.
SPACE ACE
Is it that zombie again?
KIMBERLY
Since when does a zombie sound like me?
BALTO
Kimmy!
The wolf ran over to jump on Kim and lick her several times before she pushed him back down, wiping saliva drool off her face and clothes.
GALEN
What are you doing here?
KIMBERLY
I thought I'd take a nature walk. There are lots of wonderful flowers and birds and animals abound. What have you been up to?
GALEN
We saw the zombie!
KIMBERLY
You saw what? A real zombie?
SPACE ACE
With light-up eyes and everything. Show her, hero.
Balto stood up on his hind legs. He put his front paws straight out in front. He opened his eyes and started lurching along, throwing in a moan every step.
SPACE ACE
And he almost got us, too. But then he suddenly disappeared.
KIMBERLY
That's odd, I wonder where he could have gone. Where did you see him last?
GALEN
Over there, on the other side of that log.
The redhaired woman went over to investigate...
SPACE ACE
Be careful, Kimmy.
KIMBERLY
Of what? There's nothing to be afraid of over heeeeeeeeeeeeere!
GALEN
KIM!!!
They heard her scream as the ground collapsed beneath her weight and then came a soft THUD. All 3 looked over and saw she was gone.
GALEN
Kim! Kim!
SPACE ACE
Kimmy!
Looking down they noticed a huge hole that appeared from out of nowhere but no sign of the redhead anywhere.
GALEN
Good grief, we have to find the others now. They're not going to believe this.
With that they ran as fast as they could all the way back to the campground, hoping to find Doc, Urko and Zaius to warn them of what happened.
END OF PART V
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 6
Ace, Galen and Balto burst through the trees and ran straight through the campsite and into their tent. They accidentally knocked over the center pole and the tent collapsed around them. They began struggling to free themselves when someone grabbed the chimp from outside.
GALEN
Help! Help! The zombie's got us!
PANTHER JACK
Hold still, ape. I'll free you from that mess.
In seconds Jack lifted the heavy tent off the ape, Ace and the wolf.
SPACE ACE
Thanks, dude.
DOC BROWN
Junior, what's going on?
Emmett, Dot, Urko and Zaius ran out of the main lodge upon hearing the ruckus.
SPACE ACE
Dad, the zombie's got Kimmy!
URKO
There's no such thing as zombies.
GALEN
Then some gruesome creature with glow-in-the-dark eyes caught the redhead.
Balto stood up on his hind legs and mimiced the zombie's strut and groaning sounds again.
ZAIUS
Will you knock it off? Where's Kim.
SPACE ACE
I told you, the zombie was chasing us and then vanished. Kimmy ran into us while hiking some nature trails and then she disappeared too.
DOC BROWN
Do you think you can remember where it happened?
GALEN
Oh, no, we're not going back into those woods.
URKO
We need to find Kimberly before something happens to her.
DOT BUTLER
Jack will go with you and make sure nothing happens.
SPACE ACE
Well...
DOC BROWN
Then we don't have a moment to lose. Let's go!
GALEN
Here we go again.
The family returned into the woods again in search of Kimmy. As they walked, something caught Balto's attention. He started sniffing the ground.
PANTHER JACK
Are you sure this is the way?
SPACE ACE
If there's one thing you can say about Balto, it's that his nose always knows.
PANTHER JACK
We've passed that tree 3 times now. This is a waste of time. I'm going to find the zombie myself. Here, take this.
Jack took a rope from his shoulder and gave it to a suprised Dr. Zaius before running off into the woods.
ZAIUS
There goes our protection. I hope nothing evil happens to us.
Orang, gorilla, chimp and 2 humans continued running through the woods as they sought to find the place where Kimmy disappeared.
ZAIUS
Are you and Balto sure this is the way?
GALEN
I'm telling you, he's onto something hot.
Within seconds they came upon the big fallen log across the trail.
SPACE ACE
This is the spot where the zombie disappeared after we jumped into those leaves, yonder.
DOC BROWN
Good work, Balto.
BALTO
Thanks, boss.
They walked over to examine the hole in the earth...
DOC BROWN
Kimberly must have fallen through this hole. If we're going to find her, someone has to go down.
Ace, Galen and Balto looked at each other and then at Emmett.
SPACE ACE
Father, you don't mean I go down there?
DOC BROWN
Of course not, son. I need you to hold onto the rope and lower me down. When I'm ready to come up, I'll give 3 tugs on the rope.
GALEN
You can count on us, professor.
Dr. Brown wrapped one end of the rope around his waist. Then he took a flashlight out of his lab coat. Ace grabbed onto the rope, Galen took hold of the rope and Balto grabbed onto the chimp. They lowered Emmett down the hole.
GALEN
I hope he does not run into the zombie. Worse yet, I hope it does not run into us again.
Suddenly there came a hard tug on the rope, 3 times.
SPACE ACE
That's our cue, hero. Let's pull up Dad.
BALTO
Right!
They began pulling on the rope but then either slipped and fell onto their butts. Balto collided into Zaius knocking his glasses off his face.
ZAIUS
Watch it, you three.
GALEN
Sorry, doctor.
Then he discovered the rope had severed, broken apart.
GALEN
Oops...
BALTO
Uh-oh...Zaius, better look at this.
ZAIUS
I can't look at anything till I find my glasses. Help me find them.
URKO
Don't worry, I'll get them for ya.
The gorilla general looked around for signs of the orang's spectacles as Zaius dropped onto hands & knees and began feeling the ground.
ZAIUS
Hey, this ground is kind of bumpy. There's a strange pattern in the dirt.
URKO
I found your glasses, professor.
ZAIUS
Thanks, general.
They walked a few yards until the tracks stopped in front of an enormous bush. Urko gave it a shove and it rolled aside.
URKO
Well, I'll be damned! Look at this.
A big black car was parked in front of the humans and apes.
ZAIUS
Judging by the location of this car, I'll bet that the gold-silver mine entrance is right around there.
KIMBERLY
You're right about that.
BALTO
M-wha?!
It was then that Emmett Brown and Kimmy came out from behind the bush.
GALEN
Doc! Kimmy! Am I glad to see you two.
Balto excitedly jumped onto the two and began licking, barking happily, tail wagging playfully.
KIMBERLY
Down, down boy. Thanks for the welcome.
BALTO
Gee, thank god you're okay.
SPACE ACE
Dad, what happened? When we tried pulling you back out of the hole the rope broke and we lost you.
DOC BROWN
Great scott, the hole Kim and I fell into led to one of the abandoned mine tunnels and look what we found.
Kim took a piece of paper from her pocket and unfolded it. It was an old map of the gold-silver mine.
KIMBERLY
Not only did we find this map but look what else turned up.
She showed the gang a pair of 3D eyeglasses with small flashlights attached to them. The bulbs in the flashlights were bright red.
SPACE ACE
Dig these groovy, cool glasses. They are totally out of sight!
BALTO
Yeah, awesome shades, man.
ZAIUS
Hmm, I have a hunch that this zombie's haunting days are over.
DOC BROWN
And it's time to bait and set a trap.
URKO
To capture another creature of the supernatural.
ACE-BALTO-GALEN
OH NOOOO, NOT AGAIN.
END OF PART VI
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 7
DOC BROWN
Okay, here's my gameplan. That zombie will only come out if he believes we're looking for his treasure.
GALEN
What would make him think that?
DOC BROWN
I'm glad you asked, chimp. Because that's where you come in.
GALEN
Why do I always have to open my BIG mouth?
BALTO
Dunno, silver tounge slips again.
DOC BROWN
You three are going to pretend to be treasure hunters. And lure the zombie into the open. When he shows up, Ace will keep him distracted. Then Galen and I will sneak up and tie him up. Any questions?
SPACE ACE
Just one, dad. Who's going to convice Balto?
The wolf was sitting on a big rock and whistling to himself as though not interested in taking part.
DOC BROWN
How about it, hero? Will you help?
BALTO
Sorry, boss...not interested.
KIMBERLY
Will you do it for a Wolf Snack?
BALTO
Well, I uh...
URKO
How about 2 Wolf Snacks?
BALTO
Deal! I'll do it.
Gorilla and redhead woman tossed the biscuts into the air and the wolf caught them expertly like snatching a thrown frisbee.
ZAIUS
While you three take care of the zombie, I have a hunch I want to follow. And I'll need your help, Kim.
KIMBERLY
You got it, doctor.
She and the orang walked into the woods and disappeared from sight.
DOC BROWN
Galen, Ace and Balto, you start walking that way. Remember, you're looking for the treasure and the general and I'll follow behind you in the woods.
SPACE ACE
Yes sir, father.
URKO
Hope we get lucky in catching that creature with his hands in the cookie jar.
DOC BROWN
Great scott, and unravel this mystery behind it all.
Ace, Balto and Galen walked slowly through the woods. They carried the map that Emmett and Kimmy found in the mine.
GALEN
According to this map, we're close to the mine entrance.
BALTO
Yeah, hope it's not cursed treasure, you know...Dead Men Tell No Tales.
SPACE ACE
You're referring to the Pirates Of The Caribbean attraction at Disneyland or Walt Disney World. Make-believe darkride with audio animatronic robots reenacting pirates or buccaneers raiding a Spanish Town and so forth.
Then once again the 3 began singing that theme song "YO-HO-YO-HO A PIRATE's LIFE FOR ME" again, occasionally laughing from time to time as they imagined themselves as the 3 buccaneers singing before the Burning Town scene.
GALEN
That can only mean that the cursed treasure is somewhere around here, right Balto?
He turned and saw the wolf standing in a small clearing. He was sniffing something on the ground.
GALEN
What did you find, hero?
BALTO
Mmmmm...chocolate.
SPACE ACE
Chocolate?
GALEN
Let's share some, kay?
Just then, a loud moaning came from the woods behind them.
SPACE ACE
Okay, dad, you can have some, too.
The moaning got louder as it came closer. All 3 looked up and saw the zombie lurching toward them.
ZOMBIE GHOST
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!
GALEN
Zoinks! He's back. Quick, Balto, get into position.
The chimpanzee ran into the bushes to find Doc and Urko, Ace took one last look at the creature, flipped the bird sign at it, stuck out his tounge and ran off also leaving the wolf standing alone, pretending to read the map.
BALTO
Ace!
SPACE ACE
Stay cool, we're almost ready.
The zombie was indeed advancing, closing in on its victim. Balto began backing away. Looking over it's shoulder he saw Urko, Doc, Ace, Galen tiptoe out of the trees and were about to throw the rope around the creature, when suddenly...the ground collapsed beneath the hero of Alaska!
BALTO
AAooooooooooooooooowww!
GALEN
Balto! He's fallen through another sinkhole.
URKO
Damn it! Nuts, now what?
DOC BROWN
Whoohooa, we better rescue him before it's too late.
SPACE ACE
Whoops, the zombie fell through too! DOWN HE GOES!
ZOMBIE
AAAAAAAAAARGH!
Balto landed onto a soft pile of dirt below the surface. Shaking dirt off his head, body and tail he looked around to discover he was inside one of the many tunnel passageways of the mine. Wood timber supports held up the roof and lantrens hung along the earth-walls. Upon seeing the zombie fall into the shaft next to him he yelped in alarm and began running through the passageway with the creature chasing him.
BALTO
Oh no, oh no! Gotta get away before it catches me!
Then he spied a big metal bucket up ahead and dived into it, believing himself to be safe at the moment.
BALTO
Hah, he'll never find me in here...I hope.
Suddenly he felt the bucket shake then starting to move.
BALTO
Uh-oh...
He poked his head up to discover the bucket he jumped into was actually a runaway mine car!
BALTO
Aaaaaaaaaaugh!
Turning around he saw the zombie following in another mine car. The tracks went up and down the shafts, around bends and so forth until the entrance came into sight. Balto's car sailed off the track and out the mine itself. Seconds before the car crashed, the wolf bailed out and landed safely onto a flower patch. Then the zombie's car flew out the entrance behind the wolf. It slammed full tilt into a nearby tree, ejecting the creature headlong through the air and falling beside Balto onto the flower patch also.
BALTO
Oh good grief, Mr. Glow-In-The-Dark eyes wiped out, hahahahahahahahaah!!!
END OF PART VII
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 8
Doc, Ace and Galen ran over to the flower bed, grabbed the stunned-dazed zombie and tied him up, i.e. hostage! Dot Butler appeared with Sheriff Flugel just as Urko, Zaius, Kimberly and Panther Jack came out of the mine.
ZAIUS
Now we shall see who this mysterious zombie really is.
DOC BROWN
Would you care to do the honors?
DOT BUTLER
Yes, I would.
She reached over and yanked the facemask off the zombie only to discover the creature was none other than...
DOT BUTLER
URKO
Just as we thought.
SHERIFF FLUGEL
But how did you apes & humans know?
URKO
The only clue we had at first was that the zombie knew his way around this whole area, especially the tunnels.
KIMBERLY
Ida Kunkle and Panther Jack were suspects, too, because they also knew about the secret underground tunnels.
DOC BROWN
All of them had reasons to keep people away. But then we found more clues.
ZAIUS
Such as the 3D eyeglasses with flashlights installed on them. Perfect for making glow-in-the-dark eyes.
KIMBERLY
And perfect for someone who already wore glasses. Like Professor Mullins and Ida Kunkle.
SPACE ACE
Then we found the mysterious black car in the woods near the mine entrance.
GALEN
And the map Kimmy found in the mine. They, Dr. Brown and Kimmy had seen one like it before.
Kimmy handed the map to Sheriff Flugel. He studied it then gave it to Dot.
DOT BUTLER
Why, it looks like one of the university's maps. The ones that Professor Mullins showed me earlier.
SHERIFF FLUGEL
And the ones the university reported stolen.
DOT BUTLER
SHERIFF FLUGEL
But one of the most wanted men in the county would. This Professor Mullins is really Ronald Twitty, the jewel thief suspect I warned you about earlier.
DOT BUTLER
It is then, Mr. Twitty decided to admit his guilt, explain everything about why he pulled off such a stupid stunt to fool everybody so to speak.
RONALD TWITTY
Because I had to make sure no one would disturb me here. I heard about the story from Ida Kunkle in town one day, she told me everything about her great grandfather searching for hidden treasure but never found it. The abandoned gold-silver mine was a perfect hideout. And I would have gotten away with thousands of dollars in jewels, too.
Then he confronts the Institute of Future Technology family and accuses them of ruining his plans of becomming rich.
RONALD TWITTY
Except you stupid, idiotic fools showed up and ruined everything! NOT TO MENTION YOUR DUMB WOLF-DOG!!!
Again, angry glares came from Doc, Zaius, Urko, Galen, Kim, Balto, Ace who still hate it when villians blame everything on them all the time.
SHERIFF FLUGEL
Save it for the judge, Twitty. I'm taking you back to prison.
Slapping cuffs on the wanted felon he led him away to his cruiser parked in the lot next to the main lodge.
PANTHER JACK
I'll assist you, sheriff. I'll meet you back at the campsite, boss.
DOT BUTLER
So the family returned to their tents. By the time they arrived, Balto was already waiting for them. Jack was building a huge campfire and the wolf was sitting by the fire, holding a long stick in each paw and with his tail. He was roasting marshmellows over the flames.
SPACE ACE
From the looks of it...I'd say Balto has found s'more treasure of his own.
BALTO
Aarrooooooooooooo!!!
EVERYBODY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
THE END
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
EPISODE IV "The Carnival Creeper"
"Games, rides, fun food! Balto and the gang can't get enough of Pop's Big Top Carnival. That is until the mysterious Creeper shows up un-noticed and un-invited! Now the attractions are empty, games closed. It's up to the Hero of Alaska and the apes & humans to catch this Carnival Creeper and save Pop's Big Top before it has to close down forever"
DOC BROWN
Here we are, Pop's Big Top Carnival.
The chief inventive officer from the Institute of Future Technology steered the Delorean time vehicle into the parking lot. Balto was the first one out of the car.
BALTO
Oh boy, oh boy, let's go!
GALEN
Hey, wait for us, Balto.
The chimpanzee archaeologist stepped out of the Delorean, followed by Kimberly the redhaired woman guest relations secretary, Urko the gorilla general, Zaius the orangutan professor, Space Ace the hero of Earth and his father Dr. Emmett Brown. They all started walking toward the front gates while Balto kept running ahead of the others.
KIMBERLY
What's gotten into you, Balto?
SPACE ACE
He loves carnivals, don't know why he does.
ZAIUS
He just loves the fun foods at carnivals like his wife-mate Jenna or daughter Aleu if I'm not mistaken.
GALEN
And why not? You've got your 4 Basic Food groups there.
URKO
I know I'm going to regret this, but what four basic food groups?
SPACE ACE
Popcorn, Peanuts, Cotton Candy, Sno-Cones, blah-blah-blah.
BALTO
Yeah, yeah!
The family walked up to the ticket booth where a man with short red hair stood inside the booth. He was wearing a red-white striped jacket.
POPS WARNER
Welcome to Pops Big Top Carnival. My name is Pops Warner, the "POPS" in the Big Top. Have a fun day.
He handed Emmett the passports and the gang walked through the turnstiles until they found themselves inside the perimeter of the theme park itself.
ZAIUS
Jinkies, look at that amazing Ferris Wheel.
Humans and apes looked around and saw the carnival spread out in all directions as far as the eye could see. The caroseul, ferris wheel, bumper cars, roller coaster, and other rides were straight ahead. Off to the left they could see a row of Midway carnival game booths. Off to the right they could see a row of brightly colored tents. Behind them, just inside the front entrance they saw a row of large posters. There was one with a big gray elephant on it. Its head was raised, trunk extended and mouth wide open.
DOC BROWN
Bossie the Laughing Elephant. I wonder how you make an elephant laugh?
BALTO
Tickle his trunk?
That got all 3 apes bursting into giggling fits...laughing elephant, tickle its trunk? Yeah, right they seem to say.
KIMBERLY
Look at this one.
She pointed to the next poster. It was a picture of a muscular man dressed like Tarzan holding up a car by himself.
KIMBERLY
Astoundo, the Strongest Man in the World.
URKO
That is totally astounding.
SPACE ACE
That's nothing. Right, hero?
BALTO
Right!
DOC BROWN
Junior, what are you talking about?
SPACE ACE
Sure, he can lift a car. But can he lift a super-duper, quadruple-decker, deli sandwich and eat in one bite?
The wolf stood up and pretended to make a super-duper, quadruple-decker deli sandwich. The make-believe sandwich got bigger until Balto put the last piece of bread on top. He bent over and slipped one paw under the bottom of the invisible deli. He put his other paw on the top portion. Then taking a deep breath and using all his strengh he squeezed the enormous sandwich together, then opened his mouth and gobbled it down in one gigantic bite.
BALTO
CHOMP! G-u-u-u-u-u-lp. Ahhhhhhh.
He sat down next to Ace and raised his front paws to show off his so-called wolf muscles.
GALEN
Great job, Balto. You could show that Astoundo a thing or two about strengh.
ZAIUS
Here's your chance, he's coming this way and he is not happy.
All heads turned to see Astoundo walking toward them and the look on his face was not one of pleasant greetings.
SPACE ACE
Good grief! I didn't mean now!
BALTO
Aye-yiyiyiyiiie!
The two ducked behind the orangutan professor who shook his head while trying not to laugh at the same time, keep a straight face.
END OF PART I
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 2
Astoundo, the Strongest Man in the World walked right past Doc Brown and his family without noticing their presence. He stopped behind the ticket booth and knocked on the door. He was holding a short piece of rope. The door opened and Pops Warner stepped out.
POPS WARNER
Yes, can I help?
ASTOUNDO
Do you see this, boss?
POPS WARNER
When?
ASTOUNDO
Just now, and I saw the Creeper running away from my tent.
POPS WARNER
At least he did not cut all the ropes to collapse your tent. Don't worry, we'll catch this villian.
ASTOUNDO
You'd better. If this s*** continues, I'm quitting. If I leave, the whole carnival closes down. And you would not want that to happen, would you, boss?
POPS WARNER
Of course not.
The Strongest Man then spun angrily on his heel and stormed away back to his tent as Emmett Brown approached.
DOC BROWN
Excuse me, sir. Is everything all right? We could not help but overhear what Astoundo was talking about.
POPS WARNER
I don't know what to do. Yesterday, somebody saw the Creeper running out of Bossie's tent. A few minutes later, Bossie was stampeding down the midway, laughing up a storm.
URKO
And you believe this Creeper opened Bossie's pen and cut the rope to Astoundo's tent? Interesting...
POPS WARNER
I don't know what to believe. All I do know is that if word leaks out about these things, we'll be in BIG trouble.
J.J. PLENTY
Judging from the look of things, I'd say you already are in BIG trouble.
Everyone turned and saw a tall man wearing a blue plaid suit. He was eating popcorn from a red-white striped paper bag.
J.J. PLENTY
It appears the crowds are starting to thin out around here.
POPS WARNER
Now see here, Mr. Plenty. I have nothing more to say to you. I am still not selling so build your mall elsewhere. Now, if you don't mind, leave.
J.J. PLENTY
But I'm a paying customer, why should I leave?
He then took a map of the carnival out of his pocket and began scrutinizing it.
POPS WARNER
What are you looking for now?
J.J. PLENTY
Where I can build the Food Court. Remind me to get your popcorn recipe, it's the best I've ever tasted.
As he walked away, he dropped the bag from his hand. Before it hit the ground, Balto and Galen dove for it and grabbed up the bag together.
BALTO
No point in wasting perfectly good popcorn.
GALEN
Right on, hero of Alaska.
KIMBERLY
Who on earth was that?
GALEN
Dunno, but anyone who wants to build a Food Court can't be all bad.
POPS WARNER
That's J.J. Plenty, a local businessman who will not take "NO" for an answer.
At the sound of that hated-forbidden word the apes scowled-frowned slightly because they had been used to hearing that phrase spoken to them by humans when they were being trained to do certain tasks or jobs long ago...
POPS WARNER
Why don't you go have a great day. Is that why you came here for?
SPACE ACE
Right, have fun and relax.
Mr. Warner turned and walked away back to his office booth.
ZAIUS
So what do you think we should explore first?
UNKNOWN WOMAN
LEAVE!
Once again the family members turn to see an elderly woman walking past them only to stop and confront them. Shaking a finger in their faces like scolding a naughty child she threatened them.
UNKNOWN WOMAN
It's time you went home and attended to your jobs or studies!
KIMBERLY
Excuse me? What right have you to threaten us like that.
SPACE ACE
No one talks to us in that manner.
DOC BROWN
You should be ashamed of yourself, madame!
The woman only glared back, not answering. Instead she continued with her threats.
UNKNOWN WOMAN
It's carnivals or theme parks like these that keep children or teenagers away from school. Someone needs to close this place down. People like you need to continue with your work to earn wages to pay bills, and not hanging out like idiots unless your bosses give you time off to have fun!
Angry glares came from the 3 apes, Ace, Kim, Doc and Balto. They did not like having a stranger accuse them of enjoying themselves. Then the woman continued on her way, fuming madly-cursing to herself. The family just watched her go, still mad about this incident.
URKO
What a stupid woman! How dare she accuse us.
KIMBERLY
Imagine, not wanting children or teenagers or adults to have fun.
SPACE ACE
Ack, gack!
DOC BROWN
Great scott, forget her and do what Pops asked us. Let's have a good time. Now, where do you want to start?
For a moment or two the humans & apes looked at one another to see who wanted to do what??? Finally they all blurted out...
SPACE ACE
Games!
GALEN
I go with games!
KIMBERLY
Rides!
ZAIUS
Don't you mean attractions?
KIMBERLY
Oh, correct me if I'm wrong, orang.
ZAIUS
Sorry, heheheheahahah.
URKO
I go with shows!
BALTO
Food!
DOC BROWN
I guess it's settled then. Why don't we split up and then meet at the caroseul?
SPACE ACE
Sounds great to me, dad.
GALEN
Let's try our luck & skill at some Midway games and get some fun food.
BALTO
Count me in, chimp!
And with that the 3 allies ran off toward the game booths.
KIMBERLY
Now don't you three get into any trouble!
SPACE ACE
You know me, Kim. Trouble is my middle name.
GALEN
I didn't know that.
BALTO
What kind of trouble can we get into at a carnival?
URKO
That's what I'm afraid to find out.
END OF PART II
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 3
Space Ace the Terminator in disquise, Balto and Galen walked down the long row of carnival games, occasionally stopping now and then to test their skill and/or luck at winning something, usually losing or coming up short so to speak. The chimpanzee was eating a snow-cone, the wolf was enjoying cotton candy, Ace was not hungry at the moment, anyway. Just then a voice called out to them from a nearby game booth.
STICH MORGAN
Step right up and try your luck! All it takes is a cool head and keen eye. How about you?
GALEN
Duh, who spoke?
SPACE ACE
You would suppose someone was talking to you and not notice who it was.
STICH MORGAN
That's right, I'm talking to you. You look like a couple of winners. Come on over my guests.
The 3 shrugged, looked at each other and sauntered over to the game booth.
STICH MORGAN
Pleased to meet you. Stich Morgan is my name and basketball's the game.
He turned and pointed to a backboard & hoop set up against the back wall of the booth complete with nets on both sides and scoreclock & timer.
STICH MORGAN
SPACE ACE
Hey-hey-hey, that's me.
GALEN
Me?
BALTO
Heheheheheheahahahahaah...
STICH MORGAN
Nope, I don't need glasses, cause I can see clearly without them. Like I said, give it a try. One dollar, please.
Chimp, T-800/human and wolf looked at each other and agreed on giving it a try, it couldn't hurt...could it not???
GALEN
Why not? Maybe I can win something at least.
SPACE ACE
Me too, let's have a little 1-on-1 NBA-style showdown.
GALEN
Yeah!
SPACE ACE
Cool, Larry Bird VS Magic Johnson of the 80s.
BALTO
This I gotta see. Want me to hold your cone?
GALEN
Sure, hero. Need both hands free to shoot anyway.
Both he and Ace handed over 2 $1.00 bills to Stich and he placed 2 of the basketballs on the counter before them. Then went over to the scoreboard, stood on a small stepladder to activate the timer setting it to 5:00 mins while the HOME and VISITOR scores flashed on "00 - 00"
STICH MORGAN
Ready, you two?
ACE AND GALEN
READY!
STICH MORGAN
Here we go. The NBA Finals have begun!
Then both Ace and Galen took up their basketballs and began hurling them at the basket as fast as possible, laughing every now and then as shots bounced off the rim, hit the backboard, sometimes fell into the net, rattled around the rim only to come back out, etc. The scoreboard kept flashing the numbers each time a shot went through the net, complete with crowd noise, i.e. cheering, chanting "DEE-FENSE, DEE-FENSE!", announcer calling the shots and so forth. In fact it was Balto calling the play-by-play pretending like he was a commentator.
STICH MORGAN
Hurry up, time's running down.
BALTO
Quick, quick! Give me a chance to put up a shot.
GALEN
Here ya go, wolf. Go for it.
Balto took careful aim and got ready to put in the final bucket. Ace began doing the play-by-play commentating, reenacting the 1989 1st Round Playoffs of the Chicago Bulls and Cleveland Cavaliers where Michael Jordan put in a fling and a prayer, 3-pointer shot at the buzzer to win the game.
SPACE ACE
Here's Michael at the foul line, the shot over Craig Ehlo...
The wolf let it go! It kissed the glass and went in just as the buzzer went off. Simultanously Ace went nuts!
SPACE ACE
GOOD! THE BULLS WIN, THEY WIN!!!
He, Galen and Balto began dancing, hugging and laughing hysterically over that final shot before stopping to catch their breaths. The chimp turned to look back at the game booth and what he saw froze him in his tracks! Standing before him was the Carnival Creeper, resembling Quasimodo from the Disney "The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" and its sequel. He was holding up one of the basketballs.
CREEPER
Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
GALEN
Zoinks!
BALTO
Yikes!
SPACE ACE
Aaaaaaugh!
They ducked down and covered their eyes in terror. Other guests along the Midway began screaming and running in panic as the Creeper jumped over the railing and rushed down the center of the avenue before disappearing into one of the various tents. Ace, Galen and Balto opened their eyes and looked around but the creature was gone. Stich came out from under the basketball game machine where he had been crouching down in fear.
STICH MORGAN
Now that is one ugly-looking customer if I ever saw one.
GALEN
Wait until the others hear about this.
Together the ape and his friends got up to leave when Morgan called to them...
STICH MORGAN
Hold on there, don't forget your grand prize.
SPACE ACE
Whatever for???
STICH MORGAN
Well, your canine friend put up an amazing shot to beat the buzzer and actually scored the Highest Game ever. So here ya go, Balto.
He handed over a teddy bear, i.e. Winnie The Pooh dressed in his familiar red jacket with name embroided on front.
BALTO
Awww, I love Winnie, he's my favorite Disney character.
GALEN
Keep him, he's your new friend now.
SPACE ACE
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!
And with that they said goodbye to Mr. Morgan who asked them to come back again and maybe play another NBA Finals showdown anytime which they agreed.
GALEN
Let's go find Zaius, Urko, Emmett and Kimmy.
SPACE ACE
Are they ever going to believe this story or what?
BALTO
Well, we have proof or evidence that we saw the Creeper.
END OF PART III
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 4
Balto, Galen and Space Ace walked over to the rest of the family waiting for them at the caroseul.
GALEN
You're not going to believe what just happened to us.
KIMBERLY
Let me guess, you 3 won that Winnie the Pooh?
GALEN
Well, yeah, but we also saw the Creeper.
ZAIUS
The Creeper?
URKO
Where did you see him?
SPACE ACE
Back at the Midway games. One minute, the chimp and I are playing the NBA Finals 1-on-1 throwing basketballs into the nets, then Balto makes the game-winning shot to beat the buzzer.
BALTO
Yeah, like Michael Air Jordan.
Doc, Zaius, Urko and Kim gasp in suprise and shock! The mysterious Creeper tried to attack their family members???
DOC BROWN
Great scott, so what happened?
SPACE ACE
He ran past us and down the Midway until we lost sight of him.
It was then the attendent of the caroseul came over to the humans & apes.
MAISY WARNER
Excuse me, would any of you like to ride the caroseul? I have to operate it anyway so guests can hear the caliope music playing. It will be a special ride.
KIMBERLY
Won't the owner get mad?
MAISY WARNER
He cannot get mad at his own daughter, I'm Maisy Warner.
She took off her cap to reveal long red hair. Everyone looked suprised.
GALEN
She's Pops' daughter all right.
MAISY WARNER
We're getting worried about being able to keep the carnival open. The place has started emptying out because word has spread about the Creeper.
SPACE ACE
Or that evil woman who hates fun. You-know-who.
Urko imitated what Ace did previously...stick finger in his mouth, stick out tounge, so forth.
URKO
Ack, gack!
ZAIUS
Oh good grief.
MAISY WARNER
You're referring to Mrs. Krumb? She's here all the time, going around and making all nonsense threats about keeping children away from theme parks, carnivals and such because they need to go to school. She is a little strange but no one takes her threats seriously.
DOC BROWN
Well, Pops did invite us to have a good time. But I don't think I could take a ride after eating, might give me an upset stomach.
GALEN
Maybe you can't, boss, but Balto can.
Everyone turned and saw both the wolf and Terminator seated side by side on two painted-wooden horses, waiting for the fun.
SPACE ACE
Look at me, I'm the Lone Ranger.
BALTO
And I'm Tonto.
MAISY WARNER
Two passengers are better than none.
She walked toward the center of the merry-go-round machine. Opening a panel she reached inside and pulled a lever. The carosel began rotating in a clockwise pattern with band organ music blaring from speakers.
URKO
Groooovy!
KIMBERLY
Look at them go!
BALTO
Yee-haaw!
SPACE ACE
Hi-ho, Silver, away!!!
The caroseul was going full blast when everyone heard a scream. It was Maisy still standing beside the control panel, except now she was pointing and shouting in terror, eyes wide in fright.
MAISY WARNER
The Creeper! He's back again!
Sure enough the familiar figure jumped out from behind one of the horses and staggering about, trying to maintain its balance while avoid being knocked down by the rotating horses moaned and waved its arms menacingly.
CREEPER
Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
BALTO & ACE
AAAAAAAAAAUGH!
DOC BROWN
Whoohooa, stop the ride! My son's in trouble!
Maisy activated an ABORT button on the control panel and the caroseul began to slow down. At the same time the Creeper vaulted off the merry-go-round and ran into the midst of screaming-yelling customers who fled in all directions to get out of its way. In seconds the Creeper was gone again.
ZAIUS
So there really is a Creeper. It does exist.
Balto jumped off the caroseul and into Ace's arms who was getting off his horse after it came to a stop. The Hero of Earth staggered off the machine and set the wolf on the ground to which Balto ran to hide behind Galen, whimpering in fright.
POPS WARNER
What happened? I heard a scream, is everyone all right?
MAISY WARNER
Father, that stupid Creeper showed up again, scared me to death.
POPS WARNER
Yegads, it didn't hurt you, did it?
MAISY WARNER
No...but it has to go, now!
POPS WARNER
I know, honey...but I don't know what to do at the moment.
It was then the Institute gang huddled together to think the situation over quickly before they broke and approached the carnival owner.
DOC BROWN
Excuse me, Mr. Warner. But we will get to the bottom of this.
POPS WARNER
Thank you, Doctor. I could use your help right now.
SPACE ACE
And we will take care of this stupid Creeper once and for all.
MAISY WARNER
Good! I hope you get rid of it, or...find out who or what it is and why it's scaring away all our customers.
KIMBERLY
We will do just that, madame.
END OF PART IV
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 5
DOC BROWN
I say it's time we split up to look for clues.
ZAIUS
Great idea, Doc. Galen, Balto and I will check around Bossie's tent.
KIMBERLY
And Ace, Urko, Doc and I will look around Astoundo's tent.
DOC BROWN
We'll meet back here when we're done.
So saying the chief inventive officer of time travel together with his son, the gorilla general and Kimmy walked off toward Astoundo's tent. Zaius, Galen and Balto walked in the other direction. As they neared a big green & yellow tent, the orang pointed to a banner that said "BOSSIE THE LAUGHING ELEPHANT"
ZAIUS
This must be the place to start.
But as they were about to go into the tent a loud sound came from within.
GALEN
What the h*** is that noise?
ZAIUS
Sounds like someone playing either a broken trumpet or trombone.
GALEN
Or squeezing a Canadian goose.
Balto could not stand it any longer. He pulled Winnie the Pooh next to his right ear and covered his left ear with one paw, wincing in pain. A moment later the sound stopped and the apes & wolf walked inside. They saw a large fenced area and inside stood a big gray elephant.
ZAUIS
That must be Bossie. I'll predict that the noise we heard was her laughter.
GALEN
If that was Bossie's laugh, remind me not to tell her any stupid jokes.
Balto giggled at that remark the chimp made. At the same time Bossie's ears perked up, raising her head in the wolf's direction she lifted her trunk and blasted out another loud sound of laughter.
BOSSIE
Eeeeeee-ahahahahahahahaah!!!
GALEN
Good grief, me and my BIG mouth. This is no laughing matter.
Once again the apes and wolf covered their ears until Bossie stopped laughing and went back to eating her hay or straw.
ZAIUS
I have a hunch that Bossie laughs when she hears other people or apes laugh. So whatever you do, don't even giggle.
The orangutan professor walked toward Bossie's enclosure and started looking around as if searching for something.
ZAIUS
You two go around the other side.
Galen and Balto went the opposite side around Bossie's pen. It was then that the chimpanzee archaeologist said...
GALEN
Do you know the difference between an elephant and an asprin?
BALTO
Dunno...what?
GALEN
I'm never sending you to the drugstore for asprin in case you catch the flu.
Again the wolf started giggling until Galen clamped a hand over his mouth.
GALEN
Don't even think of it, hero. Unless you want another earful of that elephant's laughter again.
Unfortunately it was too late. Bossie lifted her trunk and was getting ready to sound off another blast.
GALEN
Look out, she's gonna blow!
BALTO
Yikes!
Balto jumped into Galen's arms and covered his ears. As he did so, he dropped Winnie the Pooh on the ground. Before Bossie could get any sound out, she noticed the toy bear. She lowered her head and walked over to it. Chimp and wolf relaxed when they noticed the elephant gazing at the toy bear through the fence. Then Bossie looked at Balto and raised her trunk again. Again Balto and Galen braced themselves for more laughter.
ZAIUS
Relax, I don't think she's going to laugh. I believe she wants that bear.
GALEN
Oh, of course.
Balto picked up the bear and held it out to Bossie. The elephant nodded and extended her trunk. Balto threw the bear over the fence and Bossie caught it perfectly in midair then cradled it like a baby.
ZAIUS
That was very nice of you, Balto. I'd say this has been a successful visit. The hero of Alaska made a friend and I found a clue.
BALTO
ZAIUS
A very interesting piece of paper right beside the gate to Bossie's pen. Let's go meet the others and see what they found.
They were about to leave when Bossie gave a short laugh. She waved her trunk at Balto and something flew through the air. The wolf snatched it like catching a frisbee and chewed happily then swallowed.
BALTO
Thanks, Bossie. I love peanuts.
GALEN
Which reminds me. I'm a little hungry myself. Zaius, is it okay if we stop for a quick pick-me-up on our way back?
ZAIUS
I want to see what Emmett, Urko, Kim and Ace found. But you two go get some lunch then meet us at the caroseul. Don't take too long.
Then the orangutan professor turned to saunter out the entrance of Bossie's tent on his way to locate the other family members.
GALEN
BALTO
Yeah! Count on us, doc.
END OF PART V
PLANET OF THE APES MYSTERIES
PART 6
Galen and Balto walked down the Midway passing by several fast food stands while trying to decide where to have lunch. As they walked the chimpanzee read the signs.
GALEN
Let's see now...what shall it be? HotDogs, Burgers, Pizza, Fries, blah-blah-blah.
BALTO
Let's go for Pizza, that's my favorite.
GALEN
Sounds okay to me, deal.
So they proceeded onto the Pizza stand where they ordered the SPECIAL consisting of pizza slice, bag of chips, sodas. After lunch they agreed on getting a little snack so they set off again, passing by the snack stands. It was then they heard that all-too-familiar moaning noise.
GALEN
Tell me that was not your stomach rumbling, was it?
BALTO
Nope, it does not make that kind of noise.
Suddenly, without warning the Creeper jumped from behind a garbage dumpster, startling both ape and wolf!
CREEPER
Arrrrrrrrrr!!!
BALTO
Gaaaaaah!
GALEN
Aaaaaaugh!
They turned and ran like crazy trying to get away from the Creeper who began chasing them down the Midway.
GALEN
In here, hero!
The ape ran through a bright purple door accompanied by the wolf while the Creeper followed them inside the building. Next thing Balto and Galen knew was, they were inside the FUN HOUSE. The two ran up a metal staircase. At the top they navigated their way across a suspension rope bridge high above a pit filled with plastic colored balls.
BALTO
Keep moving, he's still behind us.
GALEN
Easy for you to say, that is if you didn't keep turning back to check.
The bridge led into a maze-like gauntlet consisting of mirrors where the object was to find the correct way to the EXIT. However it was difficult since Balto and Galen kept bumping into mirrors resulting in dead ends and had to turn back to find another route through the maze. At the same time the Creeper himself was colliding into the mirrors, groaning in anger and pounding his fists against the glass in frustration as he attempted to also find his way to the EXIT. At last the ape and wolf succeeded in locating the EXIT door that led to staircase leading up to the 2nd Floor and the HALL OF MIRRORS.
GALEN
I wonder where these stairs go to?
BALTO
Only way is to find out, boss.
Just then the Creeper groaned again as he caught sight of his prey escaping and lunged after them!
CREEPER
Aaaaaaargh!
GALEN
Yegads, he's still behind us!
BALTO
Go-go-go!!!