Welcome to the XaoZitec Mountains.  An incursion of the most primal and esoteric chaos in to this the material plane and RPG.

Not a true range of mountains but actualy created by a chaos-infused fungus. They radiat outward in a perfect circle and grow slowly over time, but extremely fast by a geological standpoint. Things in these mountain ranges are surreal to overwhelming crazy.  All manner of nonsensical beasts and forces grow and reside there. People who go there do not often come back or come back changed in some hideous way. In the dead center of the mountain range time, space and reality it self break down and become fluid.  It is possible for entities of extreme power to use these areas of pure chaos to travel through planes, worlds, and even time-streams. It is for this reason that many scholars theorize the XaoZitec Mountains originated as a great elder races attempt at interdimensional travel that was overwhelmed by the chaotic forces involved.

The exact nature of the XaoZitecs is determined by the world it is infecting.

In a world of high magic levels, such as those filled with dragons and wizards and brave heroes, it will be a hellswept place of apocalyptic proportions. Huge demon beasts, mosters of the id and mutant godlings will lord over the twisted peaks and lava streams, devouring the souls of the lawbringers, while all manner of ungodly spawn spill out in to the unsuspecting world to wreak havoc and atrocities.

In a world of little or almost no magic The XaoZitecs will be an enchanted fairy land and, though not the safest place to live, will be a mecca for the rare enchanted and mystical individuals, as well as just free thinkers and weirdo crazies who will all become enchanted and mystical after living there. Like if Woodstock never ended and everyone's having the same acid trip, dude. Theres usually a fifty/fifty chance of them creating a paradise utopia of hippy freedom and love or getting slaughtered outright, nuked if at all possible.

In a truly manna-dead world the XaoZitecs will merely emit a strange radioactivty and an oddly colored glow visible for miles at night. These chaos rays cause bizzare and impossible mutations in those exposed to it as well as insanity, enlightenment, or a sexual breakdown of wanton promiscuity and perversion, depending on the mind of the individual.  These physical and mental mutations will actually be contagious and form in various radioactive virii, retrovirii, bacteria, and fungi traveling through a thousand different infection vectors.  In time the world will become a sea of protean flesh, a holocaust of freedom, with perhaps a scant few survivors fleeing in to space.

Hopefully this page will expand and evolve in the fullness of time. But for now here's the few table scraps we have done. Whip me.

This is the PC party. Or at least part of it. Note that these images are blantantly stolen from god's know where. Go ahead and sue me, I'll gnaw your fucking eyes out and kill you badly, you slimy fuckers. These characters are currently in FUDGE format. I had heard of fudge but never seen ot. When we downloaded we though it was interesting. But when we saw fudge OZ and fudge transformers we were sooo sold.  We downloaded the five point introductory system and gave birth to these fine souls.  I grew up playing toon and grew in to Over The Edge, which makes FUDGE seem clunky, so our style tends to be a little out there. Actually a LOT out ther, like a heaping fuck lot. I'm drunken more than a f5th of gin so forgive my grammar.

Daggoth the Rotting An Evil Lawyer of the Dead!

Hans A Sassy Male Child Prostitue

Sir Darwin O'Lysses A Monkey Knight Errant

And here are some Big Eye, Small Mouth Characters. In Big Eyes, Small Mouth the Xaozitecs ar essentially the same but with a higher degree of sudden kung-fu action.  Also the Place of Roads draws in a MUCH more eclectic variety of creatures. And sometimes we actually play it. But just sometimes.

Droja of Sporg, grand high elementalist of the Orange Fuzzy-Tree forest

Not to mention that mass of complex insanity they call Mr. Gurps.  Here the Xaozitecs are just fuckin loony, a cartoon acid trip where humour is inescapable but people still die like fruit flies caught in a crossfire. Why, oh why, hasn't their been a GURPS: Paranoia?

Foofwyr, Sacred Mascot of the Royal Halls of Fnork (sorry no picture)

Crime-Fighter is my very first Unknown Armies character and a willfull attempt to subvert the feel and tone of the game.

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