O: Do you think your record will help people? PS: Yes. The artwork that accompanies the music resembles a pair of neon sneakers vomiting rainbow melodies, which provides the chaotic stimulus that can neutralize—and, in some cases, reverse—the effects of Electric Fever.
O: Do you think your record could save lives? PS: No. The battle-city showdown has already begun, and the futurewar is upon us. Lives will undoubtedly be lost. The record is simply a clumsy step in the right direction: hope.
O: Is this record your ticket to heaven? PS: Unfortunately, no; this record is our ticket to the crystal city, where our dream warriors have made contact with R.E.B.E.L. System and are currently brainstorming ways to defeat the spreading darkness of the evil Rainbow Corporation.
Hockey Night's newest album is titled Rad Zapping. —Stephen Thompson