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Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If God didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you fuckers that don't get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try!
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I smoke two joints in the morning,
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the evening, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in the time of peace,
I smoke two joints in the time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more.
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"Hello mother. Hello father.
Here I am at, Camp Marijuana.
Crack is good, but weed is better.
I`m so fucked up a friend wrote this letter."
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Bud is good, But it'll put you down.
Don't they know, It ain't the brown.
We always get solid, But occassionally weed.
It'll usually do, But it aint our creed.
It's good in bongs, And good for the dollar.
But it's got nowhere near, The same kind of woller!
It gets in your nails, And also your shirt.
But at least it's about, Even though it is dirt.
When in the Dam, It's always wham bam!
That's because they grow, The right stuff man!
Here is my number, So give me a call.
And sell me some shit, That'll make me fall!!
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Long Poems
Lifes a bitch,
And then you die.
So grab a bowl and lets get high.
If at first you dont suceed,
Find a friend with better weed.
Layin' in bed blazin' a joint,
Try it kids you'll get the point.
Bouncin' in my impala,
Headin' for the border.
Goin' to mexico,
I'm gonna buy a quarter.
I just mugged a guy,
Took all his cash.
Goin' to the dealer to buy a pound of grass.
Gonna put it with my stash.
Then I'm gonna blaze a fat j,
Makes me feel ok.
So kids,
Try one today.
Hey, don't be so gay.
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS,
DON'T TRY TO FRONT.
JUST RELAX,
WE CAN SMOKE A BLUNT!!! |
Books in the morn,
Joints in the eve.
My friend slops the j,
That's a bad pet peeve.
We are smokin,
We are tokin,
We are chokin,
Well into the night.
It is so late,
And I'm high as a kite.
Feeling so good,
I let my lungs inhale.
Smokin' a j,
Playin' with my happy trail.
Hours have passed,
Since we started this session.
Smoked a Q,
Relieved all deppresion.
Eye lids way tons,
So I hit the sack.
Tell my friends next week,
Ya'll can come back. |
Roll it, Poke it,
Light it, Smoke it,
Crumble, Strumble,
Pass it to your flatmate,
Roll some, Bong some,
Use a bit of homegrown,
Suck it, Bucket,
Inhale to get stoned,
Weed-need, Thia stick,
Ganja always does the trick,
Rope dope, Mary Jane,
Smoke the shit, Get insane
Bogart, Eyes that Smart,
Rolling has become an art,
Pass the J to the I,
And we'll all get Stoned... |
I like weed, It gets me high.
Smoke a blunt, And I'm in the sky.
So fry your brain and eat some shrooms,
Cause tonite my buds are gonna bloom.
I can't stand that brick, brown shit,
But gimme some purple bud and I'll take a hit.
Packed two bowls, I'm oh so stoned.
Just one more and it's time to go home.
10 o'clock the very next morn,
I think its time to roll some more korn.
Wake 'n bake is my best treat,
Once I do that it's time to eat.
So all you bitches that dont get high,
Guess you'll never know what its like,
To live in the sky. |
Party hardy,
Rock n' roll.
Drink a forty,
Smoke a bowl.
We are stoners,
We have class.
Mess with us,
We'll kick your ass.
For all you preps who think you're cool.
Shut the hell up,
Cause stoners rule!!! |
Our school is burning down in ashes,
Aren't you glad I played with matches?
I did it all to impress a stud,
Now we're out smoking bud.
In the hall-way we did smell,
Maryjane just as well.
Flowing from our fontains,
Came the drift of rocky mountains.
The party is over so go alone,
As we pass on the 03 bong. |
Lifes a bitch,
Then you die.
So fuck the world,
And lets get high.
I was here but now I'm not,
Cuz' I went to smoke some pot.
I'm writing this to prove a point.
Life ain't shit,
Without a joint! |
I sit in the tub with bubbles and suds,
And load the pipe with leaves and buds.
I get out of the tub and dry off,
Take a lung buster but dont cough.
I take the last hit and smoke it to cash,
Take the pipe and empty it in the trash.
I put the pipe back on the tray,
Feeling good, I had a good day. |
I like bud,
Bud is good.
I would smoke bud everyday,
If I could.
I say yes,
The cops say no.
Please help me legalize bud,
So it will be legal when I take a blow. |
I was here,
But now I'm not.
I went away,
To smoke some pot.
I wrote this down,
To porve a point.
Life's a bitch,
Without a joint. |
T'was the night before tomorrow,
And all through my room.
A big cloud of smoke,
And a bong I call zoom.
The dog is stumbling,
The cat is dead.
Lisa is high,
Giving somebody head.
Then out in the street,
There was a comotion.
I put down my bong,
Spilling the potion.
The cops were here,
They found my stash.
They spilled the beer,
and took my hash.
I begged and I pleaded,
As they drove outta sight.
Fuck you all,
That's my weed you're gonna smoke tonight! |
We hop in the car,
Headin to the bar.
These drinks are for free,
Cause you can't run like me.
Next stop is the border,
We already placed the order.
Six hundred in cash,
Gotta fill my stash.
Flyin 90 down the freeway,
Gettin' my bowl ready.
Now we flying in the sky,
Never been so damn high.
Everythings so funny,
SHIT ITS 420!!!!!
We park outside my house,
why am I a mouse?
Several times with the bong,
Man we're long gone.....
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Bong Song
OOh, that girl's so scandalous.
'Cuz she's puffin' that weed and cannibus.
Smokin' them thangs like "Who's the ish!"
With a look in her eyes so devilish.
She gets weed at the hip-hop spots.
With the seeds, she can play connect the dots.
When she's herbin' they call the cops.
'Cuz she smokin' La weeda loca!
She's got weed by the truck, truck, truck.
Blunts like what, what, what.
Baby blaze it up, up, up.
I think I'll sing it again...
She's got weed by the truck, truck, truck.
Blunts like what, what, what.
All night long...
Let me hit-that-bong!!!
I love it when the weed grow...da da da da
Baby let a brotha know...da da da da
When will you get some mo' ?...da da da da
That bong bong bong bong bong.
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EUPHORIA
smoke --
tikling my tongue
as the wind
tickles the untouchable
surface of the lake
My mouth
responds
with delight
(over the freshness of its taste)
Longing
for this moment
as its impending
doom punches
the back of my throat
My lungs scream
in a voice of pleasure --
a voice of pain
the smoke
faithfully enhances
my companions
dA sHa
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Mr. Dutchmaster
Roll it up,
wrap it around.
Spark it up,
pass it down.
Inhale,
exhale,
act like a clown.
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MARIJUANA,PCP
MAGIC MUSHROOMS,LSD
WE ARE STONERS
WE HAVE CLASS
YOU FUCK WITH US
WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS
SO ALL YOU PREPS THAT
THINK YOUR COOL
JUST REMEMBER STONERS RULE
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We're never gonna change,
What we do is too much fun.
Sitting in a little room,
And partying with everyone.
We love to tweek and,
We love to trip.
For us there's no deadline on when to quit,
The bud we have is the best.
Even if we just have a bowl,
We'll definetely smoke the rest.
We love playing hack and,
We love using our slang.
I guess you're just gonna have to live,
Cuz we're never gonna change!.
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Life's to short
To take it serious
So hit that joint
Till ur fuckin delirious
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High,
When night falls
the seem to be innocent
school girl
closes her books
and drops her worries
to the satisfaction
of a can of beer
and a tightly rolled joint.
The joy of floating
into another world,
a world that is pure fun.
The blurriness of the people
and the sky
make my eyes squint
and my mouth happy.
I hate the people that judge
what others do,
when they have never
been in that place themselves.
The ones that say "don't do dope",
well that's just sad
that they have never
crossed into that other
amazing world.
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Short Poems
Life sucks,
We are all goin to die.
So fuck the world,
Lets all get high. |
Roses are red,
Bud is green.
I love gettin high,
You know what I mean. |
This is my blunt,
This is my bowl.
I love smokin joints,
Cuz I know how to roll. |
Beer is good,
But weed's the best.
Smoke a blunt,
And give me the rest. |
Zippety do da!!!
I smoke weed,
And I die.
I spend up all,
All my getting high. |
Roll it up,
Roll it up.
Pass it down the line.
Take a toke and hold,
And blow your fucking mind. |
Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didnt want it,
It wouldnt be around.
So all you fuckers that dont get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try! |
Sex, drugs, rock and roll.
Speed, weed, birth control.
Life's a bitch,
And then you die.
So fuck the world,
Let's get high!!!! |
Stoners live and stoners die.
But in the end we all get high.
So if in life you don't succeed.
Just fuck it all and smoke some weed. |
We smoke
We toke
We choke
We pass
O lord what would i do without some grass |
i woz ere now im not
im round the corner tokin pot
i wrote this song to prove a point
lifes no good with out a joint
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