RANDOM IDIOCY GENERATOR #1: Make-A-Story

Once upon a time there was a/an <select one> young adverturer talking dog big blue ox winged snake heroic dragon floating orb salesman merperson werewolf yoshisaur cyborg pixie basically annoying person wombat named

<select one> Simon-Called-Peter Puppy Pupp Bill the Galactic hero Barney Bite Me Arthur MadWaldo , and he set out to capture the teasure of <select one> the Great Cornholio Bubba the Anorexic Dragon the Popple of Death one too many bad clams a ghost witch a really hungry skunkette the fire-breathing vixen a harmless but still threatening-looking spider , but along the way he ran into <select one> a horse with no name Paul (he was the walrus) Sonic's left shoe a really big penguin a horse of a diffrent color a sheep with a human fetish a standard low-budget B movie critter who asked for help. So our hero helped it/him/whatever. Now that that's out of the way, let's cut to the good part. After muttering the words <select one> Herring and Gruel and Porridge and Milk! Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious FurryMUCK Did Somebody Say McDonald's? Free Beer! Jumanji The Matrix El Niño Smells Like Rain I think I know where they hid Jimmy Hoffa! Macintosh Rules! Yiff! I like cheese! I'm not wearing any pants! Pull the pin, count to three, and THROW! our hero finds himself at the lair of the monster. He kills the beast with one mighty blow of his <select one> Magical Battle Fan Bamboo Stick club fruitcake trophy-sized walleye salmon Yodeling Sword Broomstick Hockey Stick Chainsaw limp, withered flower potted cactus canned ham rock WonkyZord Power NordicTrack Volvo enchanted rose imaginary sword (to kill an imaginary monster, silly) and takes the treasure, a .

THE END.

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