Here is a concoction, in no particular order (we really need to catagorize these...someday). Some of them may make sense, some may not? Many of them make us say "hmmmm?", or maybe that's "huuuu?", any way here we go...(from an American perspective)

God

Is not dead.

Elvis

We're not sure about him. (?)

Religion

What ever works for you.
Should never be used as an excuse to conquer territories or people in a forceful manner.

Money can buy lots of things

except the most important.

The word "Free"

Some people need to learn the definition of the word

Fame

We're still working on the rest of our 15 minutes.

Can a "sold" soul ever be saved?

With God all things are possible.

Creation vs. Evolution

Okay, why can't both be true?

Radio stations

Maybe it's just us, but our local stations say "all your favorites, all the time,"(?)
and "the songs you want to hear," Not quite!
What about "continuous music"(??) Yeah right.

(Is it just me, or where I live, but it seems that some of the best music I find on the radio is at least twenty years old? -Hawk)

Olympic Figure Skating

Lillehammer 1994 - Gold Medalist Nancy Kerrigan
Salt Lake City 2002 - Bronze Medalist Sasha Cohen

Beautiful people

aren't always

Celebrities

aren't as rich, or payed as much as you may think

Credit cards

Don't have them, don't need them, don't want them.

Hard things, some people can make look easy

• cooking
• dancing
• ice skating
• singing
• surfing

Cats or Dogs?

Dogs

Automatic or Manual?

Automatic

Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?

Yes.

Rare, medium or well done?

Very well done!

Republicans or Democrats?

Well, we're not Democrats.
- - I don't think we're Republican either - -

Preference?

Monogamous

If there is a ratio of (x) women to each man?

Where's mine!

Racism

What does the color of a person's skin have anything to do with anything?
Except that they look different, but doesn't everyone?

Bigots

come in a variety of colors.

Parents of "problem children"

Stop pointing fingers and "passing the buck". Look in the mirror.

Children of "problem parents"

It's not your fault. It shouldn't be your excuse.

"Boot Camp" for children

How about "boot camp" for the parents?

Comedians

Some of our favorites:
• Louie Anderson
• Benny Hill
• Gilda Radner
• "The Three Stooges"

Movies we liked:

(and recommend)

• 1941
• Babe -excellent family movie
• Ben-Hur -speaks for itself
• By Dawn's Early Light -World on the edge of World War III
• Dark Star -funny, off beat, low budget Canadian sci-fi film
• Die Hard (tv version) -video's rough language is a little over used
• Eat the Rich -very off beat, dark comedy
• Ground Control - engaging air traffic controller movie
• Independence Day -yet another alien invasion, but fun to watch
• It's a Wonderful Life -good Christmas movie
• Miracle on 34th Street -another good Christmas movie
• Nightmare on Elm Street (pt. 1) -only if you like 'em scary
• Re-Animator -only if you like 'em scary and gory
• Red Dawn
• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion -only if you like 'em stupid
• Schizoid -psychological thriller
• Scissors -Oh yeah! (another psychological thriller)
• Sleepy Hollow -like horror movies use to be
• Terminator -Arnold's baddest terminator
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day -Arnold's best terminator
• Titanic (1997) -best Titanic movie we've seen yet

Favorite books:

• A Tale of Two Cities (Charles Dikens)
• Dracula (Bram Stoker)
• The Bible (King James version) (especially: Proverbs, Matthew and Revelation)
• The Encyclopedia of World Air Power

Elective plastic surgery

So, what's wrong with the originals?

Anti- (celebrity) web sites

If you don't like 'em, why advertise 'em?

Female movie/TV vampires

How do they get their make-up to look good? (since they cast no reflection)

Favorite Movie & TV "bad girls"

• Angelique (Lara Parker) (Dark Shadows)
• Cat Woman (Julie Newmar) (Batman)
• Diana (Jane Badler) (V)
• Drusilla (Juliet Landau) (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)
• Jesse (Pokémon) (cartoon)

Favorite Movie & TV "bad girls" who didn't want to be

• Faith (Eliza Dushku) (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)
• Julie (Melinda Clarke) (Return of the Living Dead 3)

Male pattern baldness

Wear a rug, take a drug? Like it really matters?

Illegal drugs

No, thank you.

Cigarettes

Been there, done that, quit.

Barbies^® we'd like to see:

• Biker Barbie - in black leather w/ bike ( we see Matel did this one, should we sue? :)
• Exorsist Barbie - w/ motorized spinning head
• Goth Barbie - spooky
• Heavy Metal Barbie - Biker Barbie w/ electric guitar

People who claim to be Canadian

Take off!

Mobile homes

What's wrong with living in a trailer?

Extraterrestrial life?

Could be.

TV shows we watch

• Charmed
• Reba

and cartoons

• Pokémon
• Teen Titans
• Yu-Gi-Oh!

"If you don't like something on TV, change the channel."

Okay.

Favorite cartoon characters

• Daffy Duck
• Goofy
• Harley (Batman)
• Mr. Magoo
• Psyduck (Pokémon)
• Raven (Teen Titans)
• Underdog

Star-Trek series'

Interesting plots (usually), cool special effects, silly wardrobes

Do we prefer blondes, brunettes or redheads?

Oh, yeah! (and purple, pink, green and blue)

Fashion trends

rasberries. (pronounced: PTHHHH!!)

"Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"

We do.

"i before e except after c"

I don't think so!

A person, place or thing?

They are all things. (our English teachers loved us... NOT!)

Misused words

great
love

Most over used words in contemporary music

baby
oh

Biggest little words

but
if
or

Abortion

Well, lets skip this one.

Politicians

:

People trying to take over the World

Yeah right, well welcome to the club, take a number, stand in line... NARF!!

Conspiracy theories

Where there's smoke...

"Conspiracy kooks"

And still proud of it!

"Double standards"

are really starting to annoy us.

"Charitable organizations"

Bums you can right off on your income tax...

Relatives

...and bums you can't.

Geneology

Get real.

Journalism

is not intentional, inaccurate reporting of the news (that's called something else)

Reality

may not be what you perceive it to be.

Right and wrong

Do you know the difference?
Does your children?

What you do

tells more about you than what you say.

Lame excuses (that don't always work)

• "It was my job."
• "I was just following orders."

Leaders

are those which others choose to follow freely.

Truth

may be more powerful than you think.

Computer games

Things we'd like to see more of on TV

• B movies
• concerts
• old movies
• music videos

Things we'd like to see less of on TV

• condom commercials
• criminals
• daytime talk shows
• diaper commercials
• infommercials
• feminine hygiene product commercials
• naked babies
• "news"
• "reality" TV
• mid-season re-runs
• singing cartoon characters

Most televangelists

makes Christianity look bad.

Teach your children well

or someone else will.

Television

The perfect medium for some people to show the world how ignorant they are.

Over use of the word "ass" on television

people showing their's

Phobia?

Just because we dislike (or disagree with) something, doesn't make us phobic.

The Internet

The perfect medium for some ordinary people to become famous and show the world how intelligent (or ignorant) they are. (?) ;)

Music

We like what we like.
We compose what we want.

Rock guitarists

Our top 10 favorites: (past and present)
• Richie Blackmore (Deep Purple, Rainbow)
• Lita Ford
• Ace Freley (Kiss)
• Jimi Hendrix
• Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
• Jan Kuehnemund (Vixen)
• Louise Post (Veruca Salt)
• Randy Rhodes (Quiet Riot, Ozzy Osbourne)
• Steve Vai (Frank Zappa, Whitesnake)
• Stevie Ray Vaughan

Singers

Some bands would sound better without them.
Anyone with a voice can be.

Singers who lip-sync at live performances

Why?

Singers

Our top 15 favorites:
• Pat Benetar
• Michelle Branch
• Kelly Clarkson
• Belinda Carlisle (Go-Go's)
• Ann Curless (Exposé)
• Cherie Currie (The Runaways)
• Avril Lavigne
• Madonna
• Shirley Manson (Garbage)
• Nena
• Teri Nunn (Berlin)
• Lene Nystrøm (Aqua)
• Britney Spears
• Jody Watley
• Kim Wilde

Britney Spears

Some of us like some of her songs.
Some of us think there is something strange about her.

(Lyle thinks he knows what it is and he still isn't talking.)

Current singer most likely to do a future James Bond 007 theme song

Jessica Simpson

MIDI music composers

Some of our favorites:
• Julie Burton
• Anthony Lombardi
• Brian Luzietti
• Michael Walthius

Albums

Our top twenty favorites:
• AC/DC - Let There Be Rock
• Aerosmith - Rocks
• Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera
• Bangles - Different Light
• Pat Benatar - Get Nervous
• Berlin - Pleasure Victim
• Lita Ford - Dancin' on the Edge
• Garbage - Version 2.0
• Go-Go's - Beauty and the Beat
• Avril Lavigne - Let Go
• Traci Lords - 1,000 Fires
• Madonna - Ray of Light
• Martika - Martika
• Nena - 99 Luftballons
• Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever
• The Runaways - The Runaways
• Todd Rundgren- Hermit of Mink Hollow
• Britney Spears - In The Zone
• Vixen - Rev It Up
• Kim Wilde - Teases & Dares
our collection

Favorite Compilatation Albums

• California Jam II
• Jimi Hendrix - Greatest Hits
• ZZ Top - The Best of
• ZZ Top - Greatest Hits

Overdue people we would like to see put out a new album

Unlikely albums we'd like to see

Classical music

Some favorite compositions:
• Bach - Toccata and Fugue in D Minor
• Saint-Saens - Dance Macabre
• Vivaldi - The Four Seasons
• Vivaldi - Sinfonia C-Dur

Favorite Duets

• Christina Aguilera & Ricky Martin, "Nobody Wants to be Lonely"
• Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne, "Close My Eyes Forever"
• Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty, "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around"
• Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers, "Islands in the Stream"
• Britney Spears & Don Philip, "I Will Still Love You"
• Kim Wilde & Baby Face, "Another Step"

"Cover" songs we like better than the original

• Christina Aguilera (Live) - Free's, "Alright Now"
• Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya & Pink - Patty LaBelle's, "Lady Marmalade"
• Bangles - Paul Simon's, "Hazy Shade of Winter"
• Gloria Estefan - Robert Knight's, "Everlasting Love"
• Gloria Estefan - Vicki Sue Robinson's, "Turn the Beat Around"
• Faith Hill - Janis Joplin's, "Piece of my Heart"
• Avril Lavigne - Bob Dylan's, "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
• Avril Lavigne - Metalica's, "Fuel"
• Madonna - Peggy Lee's, "Fever"
• Martika - Carol King's, "I Feel the Earth Move"
• Britney Spears - Bobby Brown's, "My Prerogative"
• Britney Spears - Rolling Stones', "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
• Tiffany - Beatles', "I Saw Her (Him) Standing There"
• Van Halen - Kinks', "You Really Got Me"
• Kim Wilde - Supremes', "You Keep Me Hangin' On"

Best current TV show theme music

Our favorites:
• 3rd Watch

Pop/Rock singers and musicians as role models.

Some of us don't want to be. Some of us shouldn't be.
Stop tying to make us act as if we were!

"Sex sells."

Some things, but Pop music doesn't always seem to be one of them.

Music

more of our thoughts

People who put other people on pedestals

are usually disappointed.

Famous role models

our top five:
1. Jesus Christ

Young celebrities to keep your eye on

Scarlett Pomers

Finding your "soul mate"

Be yourself. How do you expect to find each other if you're pretending to be something you're not?

People looking for a mate

might do better looking for a friend?

Women

We like 'em.

Our "Most Desirable Famous Women" list.

Who shot JFK?

Watch the film in slow motion, then you figure it out.

If Daryl Hannah would have married JFK Jr. ...

... we're glad she didn't.

The Internet: "The Wild Wild Web"

...and let's keep it that way.

The Internet was originally for the free exchange of ideas and information.

So what's with all the %#@! pay sites?

Copyrights on web pages

Yeah right.

Opinions

Sometimes voicing them can be dangerous.

Secret messages

can be anywhere, in anything.

The "best of..."

Is not always.

Preconceptions

are often misconceptions.

The Meaning Of Life

Many seem to think it's about getting more money and power than the other guy. We've got news for them, that's not what it's about. Maybe someday they will realize that, probably not, but that's their problem.

"Hind sight is 20/20."

Not always.

Accountability

There will be.

People are not always who, or what, they say they are.

especially on the Internet

People who don't like our opinion page

Well, that's there opinion, SO WHAT !!!!

People who try to tell you what to think

What do you think? (It's your brain, use it!)

As a society, perhaps we have became too tolerant?