~*Rumors*~





In the tavern I have heard that.....



* In some parts of the country, ropes are traded like gold.

*Gnomes are clever, but not so bright.

* Dame Miranda is one hot chick.

*Enrique is looking for a boat.

*Travador has long feathers in his hat to make up for his lack of length elsewhere (short arm?)

*Duroga has lost the rope that keeps his pants up, so he has decided that a skirt with a drawstring waist is the way to go.

*Karahna has lost a skirt.

*Duroga intends to take the new tavern wench as one of his wives.

*Nigel is the horniest Mystic Wood Elf in all the land.

*The undead have a sense of humor in Keljin.

*Travador and Simon are wonderful entertainers.

*There are dancing women in Keljin.

*Jarvis is now a Hobling, and a Templar.

*Sinai is the most beautiful woman in Keljin.

*Halcyon is a wonderful cook.


*****OOG: These rumors are supposed to be fun! Spread them around as you will. And remember: not everthing you hear in a tavern is reputable.

If you have any rumors to add to the list, please feel free to e-mail me at karahna@hotmail.com under the subject heading 'Rumors'. I'll try to add them asap.

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