We offer a wide variety of fine gift items, including furry underwear, talismans, magic swords and hopefully that special something you've always wanted but could never find in other gift catalogs. Remember, if you can't find it here at Bad Idea, then you don't WANT it.
All merchandise is shipped SPS: The Sagarese Postal System ("When it gets there, IF it gets there"), so please allow 6-8 lightyears for delivery.
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Entertainment: Fun items that are absolutely out of this world.
Fashion: What is the well-dressed evil warlord wearing this season? How does a barbarian hero dress for success? Check out our funky apparel catalog.
Home and Garden: Items for your home, office or evil fortress that you absolutely can't live without.
Travel: Everything for the barbarian on the go.
Food and Drink: No, it isn't FDA approved. Ssh, don't tell.
Bumper Stickers: Now you can take your obsession with you.
Guided Tours: Our brand-new tourism service provides the finest, most exciting in travel packages for all your family vacation needs.
Episode Reviews Want to relive your favorite episode moments? Check out these pages.
Miscellaneous: Everything else, including:
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