Quotes
of the Animated Variety
Spongebob isn't the only animated character with a ton of wise and witty sayings. This page will contain all of the other quotes made by various animated characters, whether it's from movies or television. If you'd like to submit a quote, please e-mail the quote, along with the character who said it, the show/movie it's from, and your name. Thanks!
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"Every morning it's like 'Okay, who wants to sue me today?'.....They say fame has a price. Well it sure ain't no blue-light special."~Space Ghost
"Hi. Sorry did I wake you? I guess that means you haven't been murdered. That's good."~Daria
"Jack, please, I'm only an elected official. I can't make decisions by myself."~Mayor of Halloween Town, The Nightmare Before Christmas
"You'll have to forgive Billy-he's an idiot."~Mandy, from "Meet the Reaper" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"The chicken isn't relaxed-the chicken is dead."~Zorak, Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"He's not confused-he's nuts."~Eustace, from "Family Business" (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
"Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't live like a king."~Ren and Stimpy Show
"The past can hurt. The way I see it, you can either run from it or, learn from it."~Rafiki, The Lion King
"I had some bad pencils for lunch and they're sitting in my stomach like lead."~Ickis, from "The Switching Hour" (Ahhhh Real Monsters)
"When this is all over, remind me to run screaming into the night."~Daria
"That looks kinda not good."~Invader Zim, from "The Nightmare Begins" (Invader Zim)
"Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs."~Miss Piggy
Can't you wait til morning to saw your face off, like everybody else?"~Ren, from "Blazing Entrails" (The Ren and Stimpy Show)
"Maybe dad will be relatively calm and Tom will bite his tongue and a good time will be had by all."~Daria, "One J at a Time"
"Don't forget the rabies. Everything tastes better with rabies. Yea rabies!"~Cosmo, from "The Fairly Oddparents"
"There's no place for actors in television."~Ren, from "Stupid Sidekicks Union" (Ren and Stimpy Show)
"Sneezing powder-an alien abductee's best friend."~Johnny Bravo, from "Third Dork From the Sun" (Johnny Bravo)
"Ha-maybe next time you try to absorb a person's mind you'll make sure he has one."~Johnny Bravo, from "Third Dork From the Sun" (Johnny Bravo)
"Hey, man! You got my eye in your nose."~Flecko, from "Day of the Flecko" (Rocko's Modern Life)
"Oh, Billy's got a stick. He's going to kick some zombie butt with a stick."~Mandy, from "Brown Evil" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"I hate being mortal."~Grim, from "Night of the Living Grim" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"That chicken's got a grenade."~Mandy, from "Brown Evil Part 2" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"We're friends, remember? And friends don't eat each other."~Rocko, from "Hut Sut Raw" (Rocko's Modern Life)
"Terdy was...um...bird."~Rocko, from "Bye Bye Birdie" (Rocko's Modern Life)
"I don't care if she's radioactive. I've eaten worse."~Dragon, from "Food of the Dragon" (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
"I just don't get it. If BC is a caveman, how can he celebrate Ash Wednesday?"~Jake, from "Lane Miserables" (Daria)
"Ed, how can you be so stupid? 'I watch cartoons, Eddy.'"~Eddy and Ed (Ed, Edd, and Eddy)
"I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, k?"~Gir, from "Germs" (Invader Zim)
"You always give your house a goodbye kick in the ball sac when you move."~Ren, from "Onward and Upward" (The Ren and Stimpy Show)
"How about keeping your secretions on your own side of the couch?"~Mandy, from "Mandy the Merciless" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"Grim, want to help me pick my nose?"~Billy, from "Mandy the Merciless" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"The earth is deep."~Billy, from "Tween Wolf" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"Anything worth its' value is worth fighting for."~Tree, from "The Magic Tree of Nowhere" (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
"I am now a head of lettuce."~Dr. Vindaloo, from "Mondo Magic" (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
"I don't want you to have to see my guts when they squirt out."~Jeff the spider, from "The Crawling Niceness" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"Can't you see I'm in the middle of a crisis right now?"~Grim, from "The Grim Show" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"I need to stop drinking steak sauce."~Mandy, from "Grim For a Day" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"I like to see people getting kicked."~Grim from "Chickenball Z" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"The pimple is staring at us."~Mandy, from "Billy's Growth Spurt" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"Are you insane? He's a wart with teeth!"~Grim, from "Billy's Growth Spurt" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"I know you're in there, you mutant freckle."~Grim, from "Billy's Growth Spurt" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"Why did I pick today to wear underwear?"~Billy, from "Billy and the Bully" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"Anyone for a hot buttered sweat sock?"~Billy, from "To Eris Human" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"His butt must be stuck in the cookie jar again."~Mandy, from "Big Trouble in Billy's Basement" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"I fell in the pool with my clothes on. How hilarious is that?"~Peter (Family Guy)
"I'll just throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight."~Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)
"Bite my shiny metal ass."~Bender (Futurama)
"The stupid one-he's stupid, right?"~Shirley, from "Curse of Shirley" (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
"Is it supposed to be stupid?"~Zim, from "The Nightmare Begins" (Invader Zim)
"Holy poop on a stick."~Mr. Garrisson, from "Damien" (South Park)
"Oh no, he's not missing. We just can't seem to find him at this moment."~Doctor, from "Chicken Pox" (South Park)
"I think I just seltzered myself."~Krusty the Clown (The Simpsons)
"Now Robin didn't prance around in the woods in his underwear alone."~Stimpy, from "Robin Hoek" (The Ren and Stimpy Show)
"If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning."~Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"I'll let you know when I start to care."~Mandy, from "Grim or Gregory?" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"Here's your prize money, you adorable little psycho."~announcer, from "Chickenball Z" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"On the list of things that are not okay, that was really not okay."~Wilt (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
"Son, it's awfully hard to read this paper through your butt."~Billy's Dad, from "Get Out of My Head" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"You bet your butt I'm serious."~Ed Bighead, from "Frog's Best Friend" (Rocko's Modern Life)
"I've always hated the living undead, walking around all dead but alive."~Grim, from "Billy and Mandy Save Christmas" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"Son, there better not be any walking dead up there!"~Professor Membrane, from "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars" (Invader Zim)
"I'd ask if you were okay but...I really don't care."~Mandy, from "Five O'Clock Shadows" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
"You must be a figment of my warped little imagination."~Billy, from "House of Pain" (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
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