And Sayings

These are just a bunch of cool quotes and sayings and things that I really like.

"Music is love, love is music, music is my life, and I love my life. Thank you and goodnight."~A.J. McLean, Backstreet Boys

"The weirder the better."~Jennifer Smith, me!

"The truth is out there."~The X-Files

"As far as I'm concerned, soldiering is the worst way to make a living. It's a life filled with long stretches of mind-numbing boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror. Yeah, that's how I like to spend my days."~Balathustrius, Lords of Magic

"The past is just the present, after it happens."~Graffiti in the outhouse behind Tarnak's Tavern, Lords of Magic

"Go with the flow and don't say no."~Teresa Deitrick, my best friend

"The good thing about worry is that it's like pain: When it's not there, you don't remember what it feels like."~Sarah McLachlan, singer

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."~Eleanor Rooseevelt

"The test of literature is, I suppose,whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it."~Elizabeth Drew

"In my music,I'm trying to play the truth of what I am. The reason it's difficult is because I'm changing all the time."~Charles Mingus

"To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself, incredible and inconceivable."~Aaron Copland

"Live long and prosper."~Spock, Star Trek

"Sight without vision is pathetic."~Helen Keller

"I'm an abstract person. I'm like a Picasso painting-I'm going every which way."~A.J. Mclean, Backstreet Boys

"Things do not change. We change."~Henry David Thoreau, Writer

"A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself."~Henry Winkler, Actor

"Love is not what we become, but what we already are."~Stephen Levine

"If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be."~Goethe

"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me!"~Bobcat Goldthwait

"Don't cry because it's over.....smile because it happened."~Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same."~Unknown

"A friend is one soul dwelling in two bodies."~Aristotle

"Wonder not why you don't have more.....wonder why you have so much."~Unknown

"Why build a bridge if you haven't discovered water?"~Jennifer Smith, me

"Maybe someone will come into your life who will forever be a part of it and maybe they won't. But you still have you and you are your closest acquaintance."~Jennifer Smith

"Don't look for love. It will find you. It knows when it's meant to be and will protect you when it's not. Be patient and love will find you quickly. Be hurried, and you will miss it."~Jennifer Smith

"There is a dragon inside all of us. A beast full of fear, anger, and the thirst to kill. But also full of knowledge, power, and a wise, noble bravery. That dragon is what keeps us alive. For it is that dragon that is our depth, our inner soul."~Jennifer Smith

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, how is the beauty and worthiness of the beholder decided?"~Jennifer Smith

"Don't let what others think decide who you are."~Unknown

"Stand up for what is right even if you're standing alone."~Unknown

"Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile!"~Anonymous

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."~Anonymous

"This world is but a canvas to our imaginations"~Henry David Thoreau

"Life seems to be the hardest question ever, just as soon as you’ve figured out the answer the question changes."~Unknown

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you."~Unknown

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."~Walter Winchell

"A Zen master and his student were walking along the path one day when they scared up a grouse. THe student, seeking to impress his master, said," look at the bird. he is such a silly and foolish creature always flitting about" To this the master rapped him on the head with a stick and said," Fly."~Mike Heyes

"Nothing is sure."~Mike Heyes

"We never know how far we can go until we try."~Unknown

"All you need is ignorance and confidence, then success is sure."~Mark Twain

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."~Franklin D. Roosevelt

"We are not retreating - we are advanceing in another Direction."~General Douglas MacArthur

"Gaze up at the stars knowing that I see the same sky and wish the same sweet dreams."~Elizabeth Barret Browning

"If A equals life than X+Y+Z equals A. X is work, Y is play, and Z is keeping your mouth shut."~Albert Einstein

"Cherish your visions and your dreams, as they are the children of your soul and the blueprints of your ultimate achievements."~Napoleon Hill

"The opposite of love is not hate but indifference."~Elie Wiesal

"There is nothing in this world that I am prouder of than my ability to feel, to survive and, yes, to be a fool for what I love and believe in."~Jodie Foster

"The biggest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it."~John Rushkin

"The world of tomorrow belongs to the person who has the vision today."~Robert Schuller

"You hold all of our futures in your hands. So you better make it good."~Jodie Foster

"Loving someone forever means loving them, even if it means letting them love someone else."~Unknown

"Be good and you'll be lonely."~Mark Twain

"The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic."~William Gladstone

"I've read the last page of the Bible. It's going to turn out alright."~Billy Grahm

"Sometimes when people think they're falling in love they miss the things that let them know whether they really are."~Jennifer Smith

"The Definition Of A Friend From day to day, nothing so surely defines the quality of our lives as the unwavering affirmation in the eyes, in the voices, in the presence of our friends. It is through them that we truly begin to know ourselves; and it is their affection that assures our dignity and worth."~Robert Sexton, submitted by Amanda Winge

"I'm not perfect but it's my imperfections that make me who I am."~Jennifer Smith

"How casually and unobservedly we make all our most valuable acquaintances."~Emerson

"To achieve great things, we must live as though we were never going to die."~Vauvenarges

"The key to communication is hearing what isn't being said."~Unknown

"We cannot love someone with whom we never laugh."~Unknown

"Shoot for the moon because even if you fail, you'll still land among the stars."~Unknown

"Never let yesterday use up today."~Richard H. Nelson

"Friends are just enemies that don't have the guts to kill you."~Unknown

"I never regret what I say because it's what I was feeling at the time."~Leelee Sobieski

"Tell a girl she's beautiful and it is a halfhearted compliment. Tell a girl she has beautiful eyes and it is a wholehearted compliment. Tell a girl her heart is beautiful and it's a heartfelt compliment."~Anonymous

"Enjoy who you are. Don't hate yourself for what you aren't."~Heather Grahm

"A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last; To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd rather die; You hope you've found that special rose, 'Cause you love and care for the one you chose."~Rob Cella

"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."~Judy Garland

"You are not my friend because I chose you, but because you chose me."~Anonymous

"When someone dies, you don't get over it by forgetting; you get over it by remembering, and you are aware that no person is ever truly lost or gone once they have been in our life and loved us, as we have loved them."~Leslie Marmon Silko

"People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."~Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

"It's not about losing the memories, but gaining the strength to let go."~Jessica Leal

"Life is a succession if lessons which must be lived to be understood."~Thomas Carlyle

"Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."~Oscar Wilde

"Not all men are annoying-some are dead."~Unknown

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."~Robert A. Heinlein

"Answer me this...why is it that when a man is said to have the 'mind of a child,' we lock him up? While children are allowed to run free in the streets?"~Garfield/Jim Davis, Book 13: Food For Thought

"Why go to college? Have you thought about joining a cult-you don't pay any taxes."~Snickers commercial

"I am a woman of many moods and all of them want some chocolate."~Cathy Guisewite, Understanding the 'WHY' Chromosone

"Why not seize the pleasure at once? How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation."~Jane Austen

"Well, maybe that's what love is, a state of mind ready to grace anyone willing to accept it. Anyone who cares."~from the book, Local Girls by Alice Hoffman

"Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex."~from the book Exes by Dan Greenburg

"Sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide-eyed staring, is living death. You dream with your eyes open."~from the book, Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury

"The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want."~Ben Stein

"Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing."~William Feather

"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere."~Agnes Repplier

"Sometimes I would almost rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment."~Pearl Bailey

"You couldn't be the life of the party at a morgue."~Garfield/Jim Davis

"You are all you will ever have for certain."~June Havoc

"Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely."~Auguste Rodin

"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."~Anonymous

"I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better."~Plutarch

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"~Anonymous

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."~Mark Twain

"Oral sex is adultry as much as curling is an olympic sport. Oral sex should be an olympic sport. It's god damn hard to do, and if you can do it well, you deserve a medal."~Lewis Black

"I can't say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days."~Daniel Boone

"There is no right way of writing. There's only your way."~Milton Lomask

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."~Anonymous

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me."~Ayn Rand

"Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself."~Gerald Brenan

"The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook."~William James

"I could see my mom arguing that it isn't warm enough for me to wear something sleeveless, you know, because it's very important for dead people not to catch cold."~from the book Sloppy Firsts by Megan McCafferty

"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."~Herman Melville

"We all have ability. The difference is how we use it."~Stevie Wonder

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."~W.C. Fields

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."~Satchel Paige

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."~George Bernard Shaw

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Life has got to be lived, that's all there is to it."~Eleanor Roosevelt

"Sometimes questions are more important than answers."~Nancy Willard

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."~Mark Twain

"We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are."~Anaïs Nin

"Anyone with an ounce of sense knows we're the superior race."~from "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason" by Helen Fielding

"...Dance, now that you're dead, now that life and misfortune have left your flesh! Have at it! There will be no tomorrow to your celebrations, for they will be as eternal as death, so dance! Rejoice in your oblivion. You'll have no more cares or labors, since you no longer exist. No more misery for you in your nonbeing. Ah, my dead ones, dance!~Gustave Flaubert, from "Cathedral of Vampires" by Mary Ann Mitchell

"Love doesn't make the world go around. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."~Frankin P. Jones

"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."~William Shakespeare

"If you play it safe in your life, you've decided that you don't want to grow anymore."~Shirley Hufstedler

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been.'"~John Greenleaf Whittier

"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."~Jack London

"If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you."~T. S. Eliot

"I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence."~Frederick Douglass

"Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life."~Chinese Proverb

"The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult."~Madame du Deffand

"It's a simple formula; do your best and somebody might like it."~Dorothy Baker

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."~Mark Twain

"He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."~Friedrich Nietzsche

"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work."~Thomas Edison

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."~Bill Cosby

"There is an art to taking off sunglasses-of choosing exactly the right moment to reveal yourself."~Jane Seymour

"You will miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."~Wayne Gretzky

"When men revert to their native tongue, it's best to just smile and try to make them feel welcome on our planet."~Cathy's mom, from the Cathy book, "I'd Scream Except I Look so Fabulous"

"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."~Elbert Hubbard

"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent."~Ashleigh Brilliant

"I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move."~Robert Louis Stevenson

"A wise man thinks all that he says. A fool says all that he thinks."~Church bulletin board

"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Desire is creation, is the magical element in that process. If there were an instrument by which to measure desire, one could foretell achievement."~Willa Cather

"Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week."~Anonymous

"Presence is more than just being there."~Malcolm S. Forbes

"Every individual has a place to fill in the world and is important in some respect whether he chooses to be so or not."~Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something."~Thomas A. Edison

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."~Robert Byrne

"The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up."~Clint Eastwood

"Men: can't live with them, might as well beat the crap out of them."~Birds of Prey

"Life doesn't happen to us, it happens from us."~Mike Wickett

"Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs."~Christopher Morley

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."~William James

"Sometimes questions are more important than answers."~Nancy Willard

"The brain is the only part of the human machine that doesn't wear out. Probably it's because the brain is the only part that is not overworked."~Anonymous

"So the moral of the story is to always booby-trap one's vagina."~Hannah, from the book, "Dating Without Novacaine" by Lisa Cach

"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live."~Joan Borysenko

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."~Cyril Connolly

"No one will ever come to the door if you don't knock."~Jennifer Smith

"Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something."~Gertrude Stein

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."~Maureen Dowd

"Maybe it's because we're always taught that if we do it, we're supposed to love the person, so when we do it without love, we almost start to feel like it's there, almost to make it be there, so it's okay in our heads."~Phoebe, from the book "Number 6 Fumbles" by Rachel Solar-Tuttle

"Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room."~Kurt Vonnegut

"He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has."~Henry Ward Beecher

"Our history is not our destiny."~Alan Cohen

"If you know you're going to look back on today and laugh, you might as well start laughing now."~Anonymous

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."~John Lennon

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."~Francis Bacon

"Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time."~Betty Smith

"A stumble may prevent a fall."~Thomas Fuller

"The self is not something that one finds. It is something one creates."~Thomas Szasz

"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; the hardest victory is the victory over self."~Aristotle

"Men who never get carried away should be."~Malcolm Forbes

"I like a man with faults, especially when he knows it. To err is human; I'm uncomfortable around gods."~Hugh Prather

"The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts."~Paul Erlich

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."~Ann Landers

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."~Mae West

"Not everything that can be counted, counts. And not everything that counts can be counted."~Albert Einstein

"People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around."~Anonymous

"No man is wise enough by himself."~Plautus

"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?'"~Henry Rollins

"Dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are."~Kurt Cobain

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."~John Wayne

"You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again."~Bonnie Prudden

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."~Mario Andretti

"If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much room."~Jayne Howard

"She thought I was impossible, but she loved me anyway, which is the best sort of love there is."~Gretel, from the book "Local Girls" by Alice Hoffman

"Never squat with your spurs on."~Texas proverb

"A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one."~Mary Kay Ash

"It's not what happens to you; it's what you do about it that makes the difference."~W. Mitchell

"It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so much time with yourself you might as well get some satisfaction out of the relationship."~Norman Vincent Peale

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."~Alice Walker

"The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience."~Emily Dickinson

"Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly."~Mark McCormack

"I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some."~Herbert Rappaport

"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity."~Eleanor Roosevelt

"You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late."~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves."~Anna Quindlen

"Never do anything that will make you lose sleep."~Brian Koslow

"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied."~Arnold Glasow

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."~Les Brown

"Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely."~Auguste Rodin

"Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself."~Alfred Sheinwold

"When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one."~Mark Twain

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."~Delores Ibarruri

"Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything."~Eugene Delacroix

"A good garden may have some weeds."~Thomas Fuller

"Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody."~Moms Mabley

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."~Jack Nicholson

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."~Sharon Stone

"I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them."~Pablo Picasso

"Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling."~Margaret Lee Runbeck

"I think I've discovered the secret of life-you just hang around until you get used to it."~Charles Schulz

"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."~Cynthia Nelms

"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."~Aesop

"There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good."~Edwin Denby

"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing."~John Powell

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."~Robert Brault

"When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have."~Kathleen A. Sutton

"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal."~E. Joseph Crossman

"Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth."~Charles A. Dana

"Listen and hear not only what you thought you wanted to hear. Listen and hear what you have to learn."~Ralph S. Marston, Jr.

"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another."~Madonna

"Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him."~Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Kelso, is there a cushion glued to my butt?"~Hyde, from "That 70's Show"

"I often wonder whether men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."~Katharine Hepburn

"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them."~Mae West

"At that stage in my life, I would kill for fun. I would lock a stranger in a car trunk and drive away laughing madly into the night, deciding against punching airholes."~Eve, from the book "Otherwise Engaged" by Suzanne Finnamore

"We never remember what is important, only what matters to us."~Eve, from the book "Otherwise Engaged" by Suzanne Finnamore

"I don't have time every day to put on make-up. I need that time to clean my rifle."~Henriette Mantel

"Happiness is a function of accepting what is."~Werner Erhard

"Do not wait for ideal circumstances, nor the best opportunities; they will never come."~Janet Erskine Stuart

"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."~Thomas Szasz

"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone."~Harriet Beecher Stowe

"You know a heart can be broken, but it keeps on beating just the same."~Fannie Flagg

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."~Mark Twain

"It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later."~Lucimar Santos de Lima

"It's like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!"~Merrill Markoe

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."~Albert Einstein

"Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else."~Will Rogers

"When everything has to be right, something isn't."~Stanislaw Lec

"The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us."~Voltaire

"Why always, 'not yet?' Do flowers in spring say, 'not yet?'"~Norman Douglas

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."~Zaphod, from the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams

"I've had the same goal since I was a girl. I want to rule the world."~Madonna

"What you know about relationships with men could be written on the head of a vibrator."~Joy, from the book "A Girl's Guide to Vampires" by Katie MacAlister

"Great! Two axe murderers! I'd get to commit bigamy with two homicidal maniacs. Oh lucky, lucky me!"~Joy, from the book "A Girl's Guide to Vampires" by Katie MacAlister

"Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is."~Margaret Mithell

"Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind."~Timothy Fuller

"In my career, I've scared a lot of men and I've scared a lot of children, but I have yet to scare women because women don't scare easily."~Glenn Close

"I think I'll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown."~Jon Arbuckle, from the book "Garfield Weighs In" by Jim Davis

"I can't believe you mugged a Girl Scout for her cookies."~Jon Arbuckle, from the book "Garfield Weighs In" by Jim Davis

"Don't take another step! This chicken is loaded!"~Garfield the cat, from the book "Garfield Weighs In" by Jim Davis

"Prepare to meet your maker, sludge monster!"~Garfield the cat, from the book "Garfield Weighs In" by Jim Davis

"All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time."~from the book, "The Five People You Meet in Heaven" by Mitch Albom

"If you've never wanted to kill your mate, you've never been in love."~Chris Rock

"Something doesn't have to be perfect to elicit love, Trey. And sometimes there's no rhyme or reason, and maybe it's wrong and maybe it's not, but you still feel that love. And you can't change that."~Avery, from the book "dreamworld" by Jane Goldman

"Idiotic Sex Truth About Me #1: I suck at having cheap sex. My imagination provides my partners with brains, personalities, emotions, and vocabularies. All they have to do is show up."~Jenny, from the book "Don't Sleep With Your Drummer" by Jen Sincero

"When you spend so much time with another person and then he's gone, you feel like a part of you has been cut off. Part of your conciousness."~Jenny, from the book "Don't Sleep With Your Drummer" by Jen Sincero

"Since the majority of domestic abuse victims are women, it seems approproate that every woman be allowed to seriously injure one man a year in order to mantain a healthy social balance."~from the book, "Sex, Murder, and a Double Latte" by Kyra Davis

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