Star Trek and Ferengi Insults

I put these up as I come up with them. You can E-mail yours to me if you want me to post yours. Hey, living in the world of hew-mons, you never know when they'll come in handy.

Star Trek Insults

In no particular order.

1. Your biological and technological distinctiveness is so unremarkable that the borg wouldn't assimilate you.

2. You are as kind and compassionate as a Ferengi businessman.

3. You have the honor of a Vorta.

4. If you're any more slippery, the Jem'Hadar will mistake you for a god.

5. You have the warm smile of a Vulcan.

6. You fight like a Ferengi.

7. Did you inherit that Kazon hair?

Ferengi Insults

1. Your mother wears clothes.

2. Your brother is so pathetic, he thought "profit" was a Bajoran god.

3. You're as lively as a Grumpackian tortoise.

4. Need help with the first rule?

5. You have the lobes of a hew-mon.

6. You wouldn't know an opportunity if it bit you on the lobes.

7. You're so deep in debt, the Eternal Vault of Destitution would be a step up.

Ferengi Catchphrases

1. Bold-type may be eye-catching, but fine-prints make the profit.

2. Profit makes DS9 go round.

Credits:
Written by Daimon Diane unless otherwise indicated.
Ferengi insults: #4 submitted by Isabella Moody, #5-7 by Ed Toler.

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