1. Once you have their money, never give it back.
3. Never pay more for an Aquisition than you have to.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7. Keep your ears open.
8. Small print leads to large risk.
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10. Greed is Eternal.
13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
16. A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.
17. A contract is a contract is a contract...but only between Ferengi.
18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
21. Never place friendship above profit.
22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
27. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
31. Never insult a Ferengi's mother...insult something he cares about instead.
33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34. War is good for business.
35. Peace is good for business.
40. She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.
41. Profit is its own reward.
44. Never confuse wisdom with luck.
47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
52. Never ask when you can take.
57. Good customers are as rare as latinum-- treasure them.
58. There is no substitute for success.
59. Free advice is seldom cheap.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
65. Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff.
75. Home is where the heart is... but the stars are made of latinum.
76. Every once in a while, declare peace...it confuses the hell out of your enemies.
79. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
85. Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
89. Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
94. Females and finances don't mix.
95. Expand... or die.
97. Enough... is never enough.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
102. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103. Fill a desperate need with your most expensive product, the mark it up 500 percent.
104. Faith moves mountains... of inventory.
106. There is no honor in poverty.
109. Dignity and an empty sack... is worth the sack.
111. Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.
112. Never have sex with the boss' sister.
113. Always have sex with the boss.
121. Everything is for sale. Even friendship.
123. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
139. Wives serve. Brothers inherit.
141. Only fools pay retail.
144. There's nothing wrong with charity...as long as it winds up in your pocket.
162. Even in the worst of times, someone makes a profit.
177. Know your enemies... but do business with them always.
181. Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
189. Let others keep their reputation... you keep their latinum.
190. Hear all. Trust nothing.
192. Never cheat a Klingon... unless you can get away with it.
194. It's always good business to know your customers before they walk in the door.
