--And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?
--Do I look like a people person?
--This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
--I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
--Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
--If I throw a stick, will you leave?
--You!... Off my planet!
--Does your train of thought have a caboose?
--Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
--A PBS mind in an MTV world.
--Allow me to introduce my selves.
--Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
--Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
--See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
--I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
--A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
--Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
--Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
--Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
--Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
--Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
--How do I set a laser printer to stun?
--I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.