Serenity Poem

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me be more careful of the toes that
I step on today because they may be connected to
the ass that I have to kiss tommorrow.
Help me always give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday,
5% on Friday.
And help me remember... when I'm having a really
bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle
finger and tell them to bite me.

Good luck and good fortune to you and yours.