Calvin


This is a story about a man...I'll call him Calvin.
One day, Calvin was walking in downtown St. Marys, when he came across an old lady with two dogs, carrying a Dunny's bag.
Calvin said: "Hello.".
The lady said: "Eggs are bad."
This frightened Calvin, so he ran away.

Run, Calvin, run!

Then the adrenaline hit him and he had an aneurism and died.

The moral of the story is this: Eggs don't kill people, people kill people.



Sweet Frigga Mother of Thor, take me away!