The Klingon Programmer's Creed

• Specifications are for the weak and timid.
• State-of-the-art hardware is a prerequisite to do battle with code.
• One cannot truly appreciate "Dilbert" without reading it in the original Klingon.
• Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code.
• Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.
• Klingon function calls have no parameters. They have arguments! And they always win them.
• Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
• Quality Assurance issues are best solved with a Bat-Leth.
• A true Klingon warrior does not comment his code.
• Our users shall know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!