Acorn Disclaimer
You have clicked here because you wish to view my site on an Acorn. For this offense you will be charged one credit for violating the Internet Moralities Contract, and since you probably don't have any credit you will have to follow the following cleansing instructions.
1) Get a well sharpened point capable of scoring a line approximately .5mm deep in strengthened glass. Measurements may vary due to different sized monitors but score 5 circles with 25, 20, 15, 10, 5cm through the same point as near as possible to the center of the screen. Get some oil based paint; red and blue. Paint the circles; 25 - red, 20 - blue, 15 - red, 10 - blue, 5 - red.
2) Get a crossbow and a blot (get 2 blots in case of technical difficulty). Find a tripod to mount the crossbow on, unless you are a very steady headed person (unlikely). In case you don't have a crossbow a .22, rifle or any automatic weapon would do, although it won't be nearly as much fun. To minimize chances of injuries please stand at least 10 paces from the monitor.
3) Line up center 5cm red circle with the lazer sights. Pull trigger. Laugh face off.
4) Put face back on again. Acquire 2kg of C2 plastic explosive, a detonator and have access to a fire alarm or telephone. Insert plastic explosive in to processor box, wire up the detonator and ring the fire alarm or evacuate building and ring fire department. Stand considerably more than 10 paces away and depress trigger.
5) Celebrate good times. Ring computer store buy a real computer.
6) You can now safely enter my site. Please note steps 1 through 4 are not essential, the 5th one is. If you do not follow any of these instruction then you take you life in to your own hands. Have a nice day :-)
Ps. It could be advisable to get insurance In case of any other damages.