Crappy

The Scoop on Poop

Have you ever wonderd about them poops ?
What to call them ?
What other people call them ? Well here is a
list of some of the Poopies that I have been
sent by some folks that thought maybe you
too would like to know the fine art of a poop !
Silly isn't it ?

  • The Peanut Butter Poopie
    When you wipe and wipe and it still needs wiping. Usually the phone rings
    in the middle of this poopie !

  • The Ghost Poopie
    When you know you had to go , sat down , are sure you went but there is
    nothing to flush !

  • The Cannon Ball Poopie
    The title pretty much fits this one ! You sit down and your butt explodes
    and WHAM ! It shoots out of you at light speed with a big splash on your booty !

  • The Never Ending Poopie
    This poopie is unique , for you sit down and think you are all done , wipe,
    get up and darn it all you have to go again, and again !

  • The Snake Charmer's Poopie
    This poopie you can be proud proud PROUD of ! As you poop it coils up in the
    toilet just like a snake !

  • The Whip Cream Poopie
    Oh my ! Yes it is a poopie very delicate and foamy ! Only for
    the dainty and light poopers at heart !

  • The Shizlen Drits
    Okay , drizzeling shits is the improper name for this ,
    and we have all had it at one time or another !

  • The broken hearted poopie
    You run to the toilet as fast as you can , hoping for
    all your worth you make it in time , but when you get
    there you only have to pass a little gas !

  • Lawdy does it stink Poopie
    Oh yes, one of the most embarresing poopies of all .
    It smells so bad even you can't breathe ! Not to
    mention the rest in the area ! To make matters worse
    people can't help but make a comment such as
    "MAN, WHAT STINKS ?"

  • The Obnoxious Poopie
    So embarressing is this poopie ! It makes it's
    presense known by a loud string of farts that
    of course you'd swear the whole world can hear !

    Do you know of a poopie that you would like to share with the rest of the
    world ? Email me with your proud poopie and tell me all about it . I will add it to
    list and if you would like your name mentioned just let me know ! We will let the
    world know about it !

    Click here to Email your poopie.
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