short jokes/groaners :-D

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
because it was dead

What is red, white and blue?
A sad candy cane!

How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide behind a tree and make carrott noises

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
a cloud

What do you call a psychopath who scrapes fuzzy green stuff off rocks and trees?
A moss murderer

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull

How do you get a clown off of a swing?
Hit him in the face with an axe.

A man walks into a bar...ouch

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

`What goes 'peck,bang,peck,bang,peck,bang' ?
A1) A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons
A2) A bunch of chickens in a field full of land mines

What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
Someone laughing their head off!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!

What's gray and spins around and around?
An elephant stuck in a revolving door

What does a Triceratops sit on?
It's Tricera-bottom!

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks

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