An Illustrated Files lphabet

Very Much In Progress!...

A is for Angel, as in Fallen (with Max)
B is for Bathroom, site of many attacks...
C is for Chris, whom we hate and adore,
D is for Desk, which Scully asked for...
(Whitney Anne Fitzgerald)

E is for "Emasculata", boils which splooge
F is for Fishies, Mulder's never have food
G is for Gunmen, my favorite is Byers
H is for henchmen, they're sneaky and liars
(XXXXgizzieXXXX)

I is for Inveigle, like the Consortium plans to
J is for John, the wondrous Shiban, woo!
K is for Kilar, who we all hated
L is for Loser, the two Scully dated
(The Fire and the Rose)

I is for , Mulder's a bit shriveled
J is for justice, it's such good-guy drivel
K is for Kristen, the vampire woman
L is for Langly, the long haired lone gunmen
(peg)

Q is for Quagmire, the talk on the rock
R is for roaches, that Bambi's a doc
S is for Scully, she must be a saint
T is for tumor--is it or ain't? (sorry)
(Carla)

U is for Uniblonder, the gal's got to go
V is for Vince, our hearts are aglow
W is for the Wongs, we miss Glen and James
X is for X-Ville, where we play our net games
(Martha)

A is for Anasazi, Bill Mulder's farewell
B is for Byers, oh my heart be still
C is for Clyde Bruckman, the future's not so bright
D is for Darin, that boy just ain't right
(Martha)

A is for angst, that emotion oft expressed
B is for bedroom, wherever fox rests
C is for corruvubias (sp?) the blonde we all hate
D is for duane barry, who took scully late
(christine (the *h* is silent))

E is for E.B.E though we never saw it
F is for Frohike,who thinks Scully's hot
G is for the good guys, who undergo torments
H is for hit-men who take out informants
(Taya Marquardt)

E is for Eulogy; we've buried a few
F is for Frohike, he's randy and lewd!
G is for Green Goo that bubbles and froths
H is for Husbandry - you know, bees and moths (wince!)
(megan)

E is for Episodes, which aren't always swell
F is for Flukeman who scared me to hell
G is for gross, the latest Smallpox
H is for heroes, Dana and Fox
(Michael Gosselin)

I, Irresistable, Scully to Pfaster
J, Jeremiah, the plotline disaster
K is for Kadzan, old Agent Lucy
L is for Limerick, woo, what a doozie!
(Leigh Anne Vrabel)

I is for Ice, there's worms under my skin!
J is for Judas, will it be her or him
K is for Kiss, he ain't Eddie Van Blundht
L is for Liver, Eugene Tooms on the hunt
(Barbara Ruef)

M is for morgue, those we tend to see a lot
N is for nose, like the big one Mulder's got
O is for ordeal that Skinner goes through
P is for Penny, a special woman through and through.
(RedCrow)

Q is for questions that Mulder must ask
R is the roundabout route for the task
S is for spies 'cause we think Krycek's one
T is for trouble he's only begun
(Allisona Greenberg)

Q is for Queequeg, our fave S.Y.D.,
R is for roaches, the panic they breed
S is for syzygy, when all goes awry,
T is for toads, that fall from the sky
(Beagle)

U is for umbrellas laden with frogs
V is for vanquishing small yappy dogs
W is for whitewash that CM lays thick
X is for X-files so gross I got sick
(Allisona Greenberg)

A is for Angel, as in Fallen (with Max)
B is for Bathroom, site of many attacks,
C's for Chris Carter, whom we hate and adore,
D is for Desk, which Scully asked for.
E is for Eddie, the shape-shifting gent,
F's for Frohike - thinks Scully’s heaven-sent.
G's for Getting Old, like they did in Dod Kalm,
H is for Home, where your girlfriend’s your Mom.
I is for Icy Cape, where you’re not who you are,
J is for Jason, who, in time, traveled far.
K is for Krycek, some think he’s gone mental,
L is for Lariat, a place for car rental.
M is for Mulder, worthy of veneration,
N is for Nisei - second generation,
O is for the episode known as Oubliette,
P is for Pusher and Russian Roulette.
Q is for Quagmire and the monster Big Blue,
R is for Revelations where the blood flows like glue.
S is for Scully, for whom cancer looms,
T is for "Teliko", a re-tread of "Tooms".
U is for Uniblonde, for her death many beg,
V is for Vegreville and its big Easter Egg.
W is for Walter, ex-Marine feeling low,
X is what Mulder puts in his window.
Y is for Yappi, he’s really stupendous,
Z is for Ze Finale, which is where we end-us.
(Whitney Anne Fitzgerald)

Except for Scully photo, graphics are adapted from the cards which come with the official X-Files videos

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