If you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray,
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.

Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a zimmer,
He's Aronld, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.

More Reliable Than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!

He's also a fantastic swimmer
and if you play your cards right, he just might come around for
 dinner.







  















This page is dedicated in loving memory to Arnold J. Rimmer.