1. Why is it that you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

2.If you drop a bag of ice on your toe, will it swell up?

3.Why is it that when you carry a package in a car it is called a shipment but when it is carried on a ship it is called cargo?

4.Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving it?

5. Why is Rhode Island called Rhode Island when it is neither a road nor an island?

6. If toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap a piece of toast to a cats back?

7. If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?

8. How does a blind person know when to stop wiping his butt?

9. Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten and buns come in packs of eight?

10. If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect... why practice?

11. Why is it that "slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing?

12. What do chickens call a coward?

13. Why is it that when you talk to God it is called prayer but when it is the other way around it is called schizophrenic?

14. Why is it called a hamburger, when it's made out of beef?

15. Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and put garments in a suitcase?

16. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle.

17. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"

18. What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

19. What happens when you boil evaporated milk?

20. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

21. Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

22. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

23. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

24. What's another word for synonym?

25. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?