The story begins in an apartment building in Charlotte, NC. While getting upset with all the fuss over religions across America. The man who would later be referred to as The Corrugated One discovered that the only thing in the world worth giving your life and soul to protect was... Cardboard. You see, he believed that everything of value at one time in its life is protected by this holy substance known as Cardboard. More specifically Corrugated Cardboard. The most holy of substances on the face of the earth. More valuable to human existence than any other. It protects the life blood of everything on earth. Born from the very trees given to us by the Great Corrugated One (tloc54). But that is a different story to be told later. Back to the Great Day Of Recognition. This is the day that it was revealed to the Corrugated One... not to be confused with the Great Corrugated One (tloc54)... the true nature of the earth and its existence (This also to be explained later). It was an ordinary day in Charlotte, NC, when all of a sudden a great deafening silence came over the man who would later be referred to as the Corrugated One. Over a period of about three seconds this silence would not go away. He realized that he must sit or he may fall. Then it happened... in the TV screen, he witnessed what would be the greatest moment in human existence. The TV was not turned on and in the screen he saw it. The full name of the almighty, tloc54. This was a reflection of a neon sign behind the Corrugated One. The sign read "COLT 45” With the Colt being on top and the 45 directly under it. This amazing miracle is what gives us our Great Brown Bag Day. This is when all the true believers gather with a 40oz. of Colt 45 in a brown bag symbolizing the unity of the Great Corrugated One and his people. For the Great Corrugated One revealed himself through the name of this tasty beverage. By seeing this revealed in the TV screen as Tloc 54, the true name of the Great Corrugated One, the Corrugated One instantly knew that the Tloc meant "The Love Of Cardboard." How did he know this? you may ask. It was given to him as a symbol that he was the chosen one to finally reveal to the world the real truth. The following has now grown to a stunning three members. Three humans now know the truth about our existence. And it is now time for the truth to be revealed to everyone.