(K) all rites reversed. copy what you like. (K)

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Welcome, Damned Thing, to the Home Disco known as the PANPLEASANT PROFEDERACY OF ERIS PROLETERIAT!!!

(Coat your watch. Not responsible for Indiginous Spoonerisms.)

Please note, there are NO fnords on
this page, as we have no intention
of instilling any sense of panic in you.
You feel totally at ease with us. Fnord.

P O E E

"POEE (pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for The PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC. The first part can be taken to mean "equivalent deity, reversing beyond-mystique." We are not really esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention to us."

"POEE has not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered with the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE Ordinations, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognize the State."

-- from Principia Discordia, page 00022

The List of Stuff

Retaliation From The Land of Thud!

Har har! Who'd have thunk it? A seemingly serious warning about the Evils Of Discordianism!
It's so perfectly stupid, I suspect it was written by someone on the inside! Read it here!

A Plague Upon Us All!

The Cabbage Problem

The Apocrypha Discordia

A work in progress - submissions welcome!
We'll show those bastards at Steve Jackson Games
a thing or two about new Discordian writing!

( The A.D. was originally found at Rev. Bloodstar's site, but I stole it! )

A New Member: The Erisian School of Zen Warlockry

Maybe they're Eristic, maybe they aren't. They seem more like Jedi to me. Or psychedelic samurai with a peacenik fetish. Whatever the hell it is they're getting at, they're probably the most sophisticated branch of the Profederacy, and it might even do you some good to check them out.

Old News But Good News

Agent Lewinski managed to pull it off! By plying her biological trade and playing on the innate weakness common to all XY-chromosome bearing Americans, she has successfully undermined the highest level of The System!!! Of course The Man would tinker with a willing intern in the Oral Office! Of course he would try to cover it up! It all worked out beautifully.

Better yet, Reaganomics, which has proven itself to be an unsafe way to deal with money, is perfect for distributing chaos! Nobody with money in their pocket really wants to let it "trickle down" - they want to keep it to themselves. But disorder? Everyone wants as little of that in their lives as they can get, and so it passes around, and around, and around. By attempting to decrease the chaos in their individual microcosms, Robert Livingston, Bob Barr, and several other high muckey-mucks (several, according to Rev. Larry Flynt, anyway) have inadvertantly increased the chaos in the general American macrocosm!! Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

Obviously a Discordian Site

(whether he knows it or not!)

Charlie's Realm

Shady Personages

Many people want to know who we are. What's a Profederacy? What makes us Panpleasant?? These questions and more will not be answered if you follow the link, but you may find out a little about who & what we are. Just watch your step in there - this place can get a little rough.

I.H.O.P.

No, not the International House of Pancakes! It's the International House of Pan Cabal!! Bro. Bezoomny, the leader of our IHOP chapter, felt frisky one day and telepathically wrote a little page of his very own. We couldn't be prouder - of course, it would be nice if he'd show us how to mentally link up to the Internet...

Saints Gallery / Mental Ward

What kind of conglomeration of cabals would we be if we didn't have our own little nook reserved for a few beloved wackos? Well, I guess we'd be an unusual cabal... whatever that is. The possibilities are boggling.

The point is, we've found the Five Perfect Saints of Our Lady Eris. Who hasn't? Take a peek.

A Special Game For You!

Check out this hot, totally Java-free game! You don't even need Shockwave! You hardly even need your pineal gland!!! A test of mental acuity and endurance, with a #1 pop hit soundtrack. A sure-fire hit, with nation-wide reviews! Eris Herself plays it nightly!

Remember, St. Gulik is a ROACH.

HAIL ERIS!

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