First of all, I am God, and this page is dedicated to the truth of the universe. Being the creator of all that be, it is my job quell any questions you mortals may have, and tell you the way it is. I have wanted to do this for millenia, but not until now have I had the correct forum to do it in. You are the chosen ones - my prophets of cyberspace! Unfortunately, there are those who would question the validity of my claim. These infidels, who sadly do not have the capacity to break free from their mundane exitences and realize the truth, seem to want more than just pure knowlegde. I want to please to all my creatures, and although I will do many things to please the stupid and incompetent contingent of the population, I cannot display pictures of naked women as it would violate copyrights and I do not have any of my own. I am currently working on this, and will update the page as soon as the appropriate rescorces become available.
As a prophet, you have permission to peer into the Vaults of Obscurity and witness a glimpse of the unimaginable wealth of knowledge contained therein.
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- The Way It Is: The truth of the universe... straight from the almighty himself!
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- The Elect: God's favorite spots on the World Wide Web.
- To Be A God: Some personal information on the writers of this page.
- Feedback: Have you ever wanted to talk to God? Here's your chance!
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