I've been a buisy little Vice President, haven't I? Anyway, I'll be sending out Sinister's winning response soon, and I've also finished Chapter 4 of the ClubNate Story (declared on-topic by me) All Chapters up to 6 take place before the OneShot: "Soup" ---- Main Characters: Toadboy: Our President, with great hair B-Cool, or Terrax, or Power, or Nemesis Enforcer, or justabout anyone else: the Vice President and Founding member of the Dayspring Brotherhood Maverick: Ex-President, former list administrator, and a nice guy Sinsiter: Runner up in the Presidential race, and a great guy Morpheus: the creator of the original 12 story finar: One of ClubNate's funniest and campaign manager of Toadboy/B-Cool The Nature Boy, Stone Cold Zenith 230, Hero of the Beach: Gotta get that boy to shorten his name someday Sparky, Girl Wonder: First female member of the 12 Galvatron: Guy with Supreme Nately Knowledge, Aced his Brotherhood test Dark Scorpion: Generous gal who gave comics to Bro'hood members Jinx: Sci-fi guru, all around good guy Glenna B, G, or G-Woman: Final initiate of the 12 and keeper of the LETTER OPENER of DEATH Special Nately Guests: Nexus 2FLI Magik ______________________ Chapter 4 "Who is it?" Jinx asks. "Let's see, we've got Nexus, 2FLI, and myself...I guess" Opening the door, Jinx says, "Magik...what brings you by? And who are these two?" "We're new members of the 'Enforcers', Mav and B-Cool said they had a test for us." 2FLI says. "Well, they aren't here, but I guess you can wait for them in the meeting room. Anyone want some water to drink?" "Sure" "OK" "Forces of Nature, Earth, and Rain I need a creation on this mortal plain join together and form the link to get these adventurers something to drink." Magik starts laughing as it starts to rain above Nexus and 2FLI. "Should've gotten them cups first," Jinx says, snapping his fingers," maybe next time." -- Arriving at the Godzilla network, Galvatron runs a scan of the area. "Besides the regular employees, we've got 2 baddies in there." "We've gotta free the network, otherwise we'll be stuck with that cheap 'cool' channel again," Sparky states. "Do you think that this might be an attempt by that 'cool' channel to capture the best network around and send the world into chaos?" Dark Scorpion asks. "Thanks for the optimistic outlook, sheesh. But I still want to know why they are posing as me," Sinister says," and what's with the Canadian Flags all over the place?" "Let's find out!" Running down the ramp from the Pac-Rat, the heros are hit with a stun blast. Shaking off the effects, the heros continue...while Sinister pauses, thinking there's something familiar about this set-up. "I am the NEW president of ClubNate...surrender or be Destroyed!" came the announcement. Looking up, the 4 heros see a semi-familiar figure. "Hitman?" Sinister whispers, stunned. "My Hart Foundation will rule, and you are given the option to surrender or be destroyed." hitman States. "And you shall meet your DOOM!!!" comes the comment from an unknown person who looks like a Sinister-wannabe. "We're going to need help, last time it took Toad, B-Cool, Sinister, finar, and Maverick to beat Hitman, and now he has a new follower....wonder what happened to Havoc the Anvil?" Galvatron states after reviewing the situation with his Nately knowledge. The heros retreat to gather reinforcements. -- Glenna recovers from her attack and examins her current situation...someone has tied her arms and legs together and is carrying her away. "Excuse me, I'm just trying to get her out of here, too much excitement." the guy carying Glenna says. "Somehow, I don't think so. You must really be an idiot to think I'd let you take Glenna out of here. Idiot," B-Cool states, spilling the food and drinks all over the guy," Hey, you'r Havoc. You used to work for the Hitman." Havoc throws Glenna at B-Cool and starts to run. B-Cool unties Glenna's hands. Glenna looks at the fleeing Havoc and teleports him so he lans 2 feet away from her...upsidedown. Havoc lands on his head, as he falls on his face, he activates his own teleporter, removing him from the area and leaving a giant marshmellow where he was. "Damn, so much for the game...let's go." B-Cool says...still trying to untie Glenna's feet. -- As the Pac-Rat returns to base, the 4 occupants look at each other with a mixture of worry and depression. "We've got problems, people, meet in the assembly room," Sinister announces through the safehouse PA system. Jinx leads Nexus, 2FLI, and Magik into the library (filled with history books by B-Cool, linguistic books {translation of languages into Askani} by Toadboy, Nately Trivia Books by Galvatron, "The Art of Sleeping" by Maverick {a book of Maverick's greatest speaches} and other books by the 12) then heads for the assembly room, telling Nexus and 2FLI not to get any books or furiture wet. "Ok, we've got Hitman and the wannabe-Sinister...let's call him Sinisdoom since he keeps talking about out 'doom'.... taking control of the Godzilla network..." "and friends Zenith and Morph left finar all alone at the game. Bad Zenith and Morph. All they left was a brown stain," finar said, sitting in his chair and looking sad. (finar arrived exactly when Sinister's team did). "A brown stain?" " let's worry about the Godzilla network first, we can hunt for our missing friends after that....anyone heard from Toadboy or Mav?" B-Cool says as he and G-Woman enter the room...getting all the info from a telepathic link from Sinister....and take their seats. "ok, apparently, we have Hitman, Sinisdoom, Havoc, and Stay-puft forming an alliance, Zenith and Morph are Missing, and no one has heard from Toad or Mav....well, as VP, what do we do B-Cool?" Galvatron asks. B-Cool looks at the other 7 remaining members and considers the options," let's activate some of the 'Enforcers'." Jinx smiles, "We've got Magik, 2FLI, and Nexus in the library." "Excellent, someone contact the Black Rook....he's got the layout of the Godzilla network." B-Cool turns to Jinx," tell 2FLI and Nexus to monitor the communications system." B-Cool turns back to everyone," Sin and finar, you get to take out the imposter 'Sinisdoom', Scorpion and Glenna...Havoc is your target. Galvatron, Jinx, Sparky, Girl Wonder.." *DA-DUM-DADADA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUMMMMMMMMMM* B-Cool waits till the trumpets stop, then continues," and one of my personas will eliminate the 'Hitman'. We'll regroup BEFORE we attack Stay-Puft, since I'll need to change into the 'Terraxian Nemesis B-Cruel' {my most powerful incarnation} for that battle." "And what's Magik going to do?" Jinx asks "We need someone to fly us in and out. Tell her she gets to fly the Pac-Rat." B-Cool states, then begins his eery transformation into the Media Assassin "can she fly it without sending friends into limbo? finar hates limbo." finar says, holding his enlarged hammer and remembering that horrific journey through there when he was returning with her from the 12th annual 'Redhead In the Sun' contest. "Sure she can," Galvatron reminded him," remember, she used to drive an Escort." "OH!" came the collective response. "And someone see if they can get Toadboy and/or Mavman. I'd really hate to face Stay-Puft without some help from one of those two." Media Assassin adds in his color commentary sounding voice," We don't know if Stay-Puft has brought any of his other allies, like Deep Dish Fry Guy or Polka-hauntus." "Just got word from the police, Toadboy's borrowed bug has been found with a flat tire and marshmellows on the driver's seat." All 8 remaining officers begin to look worried. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Will B-Cool's attack plan work? What has Stay-Puft planned for his arch-enemy Toadboy? Where are Stone Cold and Morph? Who will feed Mockweed and Angel? What was with that "Brown Stain"? Find out next time on this Nately station. - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - -- - -- - - - --- - - -- - - - -- let me know what you think at bslee@utep.edu VP B-Cool