Disclaimer: I make no guarantees whatsoever about this stuff. I've tried to be clear in my explanations, but, hey, I make mistakes. If you try any of this stuff and burn your house down, if your children get food poisoning and die, if you spill hot grease on yourself and are disfigured, or if you aren't smart enough to know that pointy things like lawn darts are dangerous, or that very hot coffee can burn you badly then please go away and don't try any of this stuff.
A note on amounts of ingredients: we all have different tastes cooking is an art In other words: if i say 1 carrot and you really like carrots, you should use 2 or 6 carrots if you wish. If i say 1 carrot and you don't like carrots at all, then don't use any carrots.