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Bag:
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Definition: "halfbag:" describing a person who only completes half of the job; a lazy and/or flagrantly antisocial bastard.
Definition: "a-ball-a-bag:" an exclamation, usually muttered/shouted in the ear by Mills or any of his converts.
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Origin: "halfbag" Bully Mkave and Wolfman.
Origin:"a-ball-a-bag:" Mills with help from Luigi.
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Usage: Lobsta not going to the after-party? What a f*king halfbag. A-ball-a-bag!!
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Bath:
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Definition: All variations of "bath" (taking a bath, big time bath, bathstyle) are used to describe an unfortunate situation, usually with the speaker losing money or time.
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Origin: Bully Mkave.
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Usage: I'm not going to take a bath on a new muffler.
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Big Time:
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Definition: "Big Time" can be used as an adjective or an exclamation; said to evoke excellence, excitement.
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Origin: Mack told me he got it from some guy (Dave) he knew. Will it survive, post-yard?
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Usage: Mills, moving away? No more a-ball-a-bag? Oh, Big Time.
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Broheim:
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Definition: "Broheim" is interchangeable with "bro," "bra," or any nickname for friends or colleagues. Can be used sarcastically with non-friends/non-colleauges.
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Origin: I first heard Will Farrell say this on the '02 MTV Movie Awards. Heir to the Ton tells me there's some skit on SNL where they throw "broheim" around as well.
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Usage: Whoah, your pants fell down there, broheim.
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Clown-Shoes:
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Definition: "Clown-shoes" is used to describe a less-than-savory item, activity, or performance. Also a slang name for the insane clown in the PSX Twisted Metal series.
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Origin: T-Shirt was the first person I heard using "clown-shoes." Currently used less frequently but always a crowd pleaser.
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Usage: I don't want to see "Triple-X." Looks way too f**kin clown-shoes.
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Crappy:
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Definition: "Crappy" roughly translates to "excellent," or "badass."
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Origin: Lobsta came up with this one. Heard infrequently but still a classic.
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Usage: That movie was downright crappy! I gotta buy that when it comes out on DVD!
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First Timer:
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Definition: A "first-timer" is a person engaged in an action and acting in such a manner that would lead one to believe it is indeed the first time this person has ever engaged in said activity.
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Origin: the origin of "first-timer" is solidly Mack.
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Usage: Yep, I had some first-timer go straight to the end of the line to order his sandwich today.
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F*ck the Farmers:
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Definition: A sarcastic phrase normally uttered in order to emphasize apathy or even disdain of others, especially the working class.
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Origin: Bully Mkave.
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Usage: Boycott Taco Bell just to raise some guy I never met's wages? Please. F*ck the farmers, man. I wish someone would boycott my job, so I could finally get me an X-Box.
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Fisher Price, my first ______:
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Definition: Very similar to first-timer. Used to describe a person's apparent lack of experience with x activity or object.
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Origin: I believe this one came from a Wutang CD, brought to common usage by myself and Mack.
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Usage: Nice Pulp Fiction poster. Fisher Price, my first dorm room.
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Gaucho Bad:
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Definition: 1. very bad; the "gaucho" prefix adds a dirty sort of emphasis.2. highly intoxicated
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Origin: The Goat via Mack.
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Usage: I saw the Cowboy
game
and they lost Gaucho bad.
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Godforbid:
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Definition: normally used as a preface to any kind of deprecating, sarcastic comment. Can be used for self-deprecation.
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Origin: Ton-Depot.
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Usage: Godforbid you start picking up this f*king mess.
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Goo:
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Definition: 1) muttered quietly, often as if mimicking a baby, "goo" is used to describe abject failure or screw up. 2) to fawn over or obsessively praise something or someone.
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Origin: this one was brought to me by Mack.
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Usage: 1) Ah, jeez, Chris Simms just f*king gooed it on that one.
2) Will you stop gooing over those new chips for five seconds and help me set up the poker table?
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Hack:
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Definition: A "hack" is a rank amateur, a novice; someone completely lacking in proficiency in some general area (e.g. driving).
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Origin: the origin of hack is unfortunately misty. Possibly introduced by Mkave, Mack, or Lobsta.
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Usage: Ton-def, you are a f*ing hack with that remote control.
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New Hotness:
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Definition: The latest and greatest in toyland. Normally only the newest, most overpriced digital excelsior makes the cut to be the new hotness.
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Origin: Maybe he heard it somewhere else, but I felt that Tony Grammar made this one famous.
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Usage: I made it down to the midnight sale last night and picked up the new hotness.
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Premaddog:
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Definition: A spontaneous, relentless verbal attack used to intimidate or disrupt an opponent, frequently associated with poker games.
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Origin: I nod to Mackus.
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Usage: I don't think the chips were even sorted before Lube started premaddogging me last night, that bastard.
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Sohotrightnow:
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Definition: describes an attractive and/or currently popular item or person.
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Origin: Ton with a little help from Zoolander.
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Usage: Aah, that girl from Blue Crush is sohotrightnow.
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Way too fast for Leon:
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Definition: describes a person or object traveling at an inappropriately excessive speed.
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Origin: Lobsta was the first person I heard use this to describe actual traffic along tiny Leon St. near SGS.
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Usage: Easy with that shopping cart, Speedy! Way too fast for Leon!
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Wet Spaceship:
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Definition: claiming to keep a "Wet Spaceship" can imply maintenance of excellence, vigilance, skill, or verility.
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Origin: Bully Mkave, with a little help from Apollo 13.
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Usage: Who, me? Well, I've just been hanging around, you know, keeping the spaceship wet.
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