Meanderings


Heavy Rotation:
The Eraser / Thom Yorke
The Trials of Van Occupanther / Midlake
Facelift / Alice in Chains
You in Reverse / Built to Spill
Sky Blue Sky / Wilco



04/28/07 12:08pm


Hasta La Bye Bye

My web presence will be shifting over to the new blogger. They're making it pretty damn easy over there these days, and of course google's involvement doesn't hurt. I've created a page for meanderings but I haven't written anything there just yet. I know I'll still be reviewing movies there at the very least. I've been working on a new 40k blog that I call 40kology. Anyway, geocities was nice but I won't miss the manual html and nonexistent archiving service. Later!

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04/17/07 6:10pm

the descent

The Descent (2005)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: I thought this is a fairly worthwhile horror flick. Sure, the dialogue is mindnumbing filler, but the monsters are creepy and when you're not squinting your eyes trying to discern what is being revealed by the protagonists' flashlights, the cinematography is pretty cool. Throw in a underground mountain of skulls and there you go. What the hell.

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04/07/07 10:59pm

300

300 (2006)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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04/06/07 11:17pm

The Good Shepherd

The Good Shepherd (2006)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: This wasn't all that great. Pretty long and boring. There's a good amount of intrigue and historical perspective, but it never fully commits to either the personal or professional life of the main character, Edward Wilson. It did strike me while watching it that there's no real reason to believe any of this is actually true. Angelina Jolie is especially bad, but Billy Crudup does a pretty decent job. Meh.

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04/01/07 12:12am

Children of Men

Children of Men (2006)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Good goddamn movie. It's like all of England's history led up to being a perfect backdrop for post-apocalyptic sci-fi flicks. Layered on top of brilliant sets and cinematography are tons of little details that give you windows into the events that led up to the most iminent crisis (wide-spread sterility). A few times they spell things out a little too thoroughly, but scenes like the empty schoolyard and refugee camp entrance really immerse you in the fear and desperation strangling mankind in the future reality. I noticed it wasn't afraid to date itself with a G.W. reference. All the actors did a damn good job and the urban combat and chase scenes are pretty damn intense.

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03/27/07 10:42pm


For The Emperor

Played at a Dragon's Lair tournament on Saturday, came in second place out of six, which is I think the best I've ever done gaming-wise. The first match against Eldar was a little one-sided; he bet hard on getting first turn and set most of his folks up right in some of my best firing lanes: adios. First turn I wiped out his Dark Reapers and Falcon (leaving the enclosed Fire Dragons stranded in his deployment zone). I ended up with about as many points as I could possibly have earned from that first match, but it turned out that I lost a lot of good luck along with it. Second game was against Dark Angels, and I got to see just how impressive their new codex is... first turn deep-striking Terminators are not that fun, especially with a Librarian leading them. It took me a few turns just to kill them, meanwhile a crapload of other folks are moving up. Thanks to early Land Raider lascannon fire, I lost my Basilisk before it could get off any shots. I scrambled to get as many victory points as I could but eventually lost, solid victory Dark Angels. Third and final match was against Ultramarines, but unfortunately the guy playing them knew hardly any rules and was perpetrating all kinds of shenanigans, unknowingly or otherwise. His army was a mess, half-assembled and almost completely unpainted, none of the right weapons on any of the vehicles (not unforgivable but in tournament play you should have a reasonable expectation of wysiwig). Then I started getting some seriously shitty rolls. It was also my first match against someone fielding a special character, which are now tournament-legal. Marneus F. Calgar (the F stands for Fucking) and his lil' honor guard carved a blazing trail into my flank, hopping and skipping through about five squads as I dropped pie-plate after pie-plate from the Demolisher on them, totally in vain. Ended up getting slaughtered. Oh well. Second place overall, good enough for government.

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03/27/07 9:59pm

Hustle and Flow

Hustle and Flow (2005)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Low and dirty in a good way. I don't know if I buy into all this "heart" that's supposed to be behind the main character, but it all made for an interesting story. And his hooks are definitely catchy, but the actual verses are just tired ole beat-a-ho kinda shit. The rest of the soundtrack is pretty damn good. DJ Qualls is bigtime fish out of water; he and the now tiringly ubiquitous Anthony Anderson feel completely unnatural and generic compared to Terrence Howard and Taryn Manning. Between the shit the latter two put out, this movie will grit you up worse than sleeping on the beach.

SPOILER: You get a whole lot of bitches jumping ship!

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03/22/07 7:33pm


Blonds No Good

I missed the four-year Meanderings anniversary on the 6th. Four years! Sucks that it coincided closely with the beginning of the war.

It's been a while since I squawked about some CNNsanity...
  • It Was All Yellow - Part of this just has to be mistranslation... But judging by that picture, it looks like it really hurts dude to talk in the first place.
  • God Love You, Finland - Speaking of translation... No word for tolerance. You can't make this stuff up.
  • You're Wrong, Dog - I'd love to have seen this building where all this shit was stashed. Secret compartments in some old dumpy southeast asian office building? Seedy. I'm imagining that abandoned hotel in Life Aquatic.
  • Overblown City - Puhhh Leez. "This shows that the future of American politics rests in the hands of ordinary citizens"? You fuckin lost your job because you ripped off an Apple ad to make a total non-statement. It does show that fucking idiots can still use computers. It does show that.
  • These Guys' Doom High - Ouch. Sounds like a kickass movie.
Hey, look at this guy.

When album covers attack, we all win.

And finally, on a semi-retractory note: my, but that new Wilco is superb.

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03/21/07 6:02pm

The Prestige

The Prestige (2006)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. If the point of the movie is to make you feel like you're drowning in a water-filled magician's tank, mission accomplished. Starts off pretty cool, then it climaxes when you find out David Bowie will be playing Nikola Tesla, whose life, by the by, is a much cooler story just by itself, I mean the guy is steampunk pretty much, plus he's fuckin celibate, hanging out with Mark Twain, feeding park pigeons special order seeds, calling out for eugenics... Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, The Prestige was super-weak. Bale's always great throwing his raspy voiced darkness around, and Scarlett's still got the Johotness of course, but Michael Caine is stuck in Alfredville and Jackman is pretty jacked, man.

Now, on to the inevitable comparisons with The Illusionist. Yeah, they were the same. Same movie. I mean there's different gimmicks or whatever, but basically you take a rivalry based on a dead girl, throw in some clever tricks and whathaveyou, a final revelatory twist, aaaaand... presto! You just lost over two hours of your life that you'll never get back. I still prefer Norton and Giamatti to these two goofs.

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03/21/07 5:32pm

Borat

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Wait for it, wait for it... is nice. I literally did wait for it, never saw it in the theater through all the hubbub, and after hearing so many glittering recommendations, I have to say I was just a tad disappointed. Not that it wasn't funny, it was hilarious. But I've seen the character so many times on the show, it wasn't really new enough for me. Definitely worth seeing though.

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Archived Meanderings
02/06/07 - 03/15/07
01/03/07 - 02/03/07
11/24/06 - 01/01/07
10/08/06 - 11/21/06
08/17/06 - 10/03/06
06/30/06 - 08/16/06
05/01/06 - 06/26/06
03/14/06 - 04/30/06
02/03/06 - 03/06/06
12/24/05 - 01/29/06
10/24/05 - 12/13/05
09/10/05 - 10/23/05
07/31/05 - 09/08/05
06/06/05 - 07/21/05
05/01/05 - 06/05/05
03/12/05 - 04/19/05