Conversations With Jack & Diane Prodigal Friend Diane sat comfortably, the koa bench she adorned crafted by local artisans. The air conditioned mall felt refreshing compared with the stiffling heat of the humid day outside. She watched as Jack slowly sauntered toward her, his eyes bright with delicious joy as he greedily nibbled at a rainbow colored Shave Ice. The Hawaiian equivalent of a snow cone. The closer he got the more excited she felt. It had been a while since she last saw Jack. He’d gone away to another island after his accident to recuperate. She’d offered to be there for him, but as usual Jack had to go it alone and he’d disappeared, with only an occassional postcard to let her know he was still, as he put it, sucking air. She smiled again as he neared. “Hi stranger,” she offered, a longing grin flushing her flawless face. “Hey you perfect piece of feminine flesh,” he winked, planting himself down next to her. He breathed deeply. “God I’ve missed the scent of you.” “And who’s fault is that Jack?” she shrugged. “You’re the one who decided to put the friendship on hold.” She turned her head away from him and folded her arms across her softly heaving chest. “Angry, are we?” he chuckled, the main drive of his efforts still on the shave ice cone. “I’m so angry I could kill,” Diane assured him, turning her cerulean gaze on him. “Really?” Jack laughed, raising his hand instantly to plead levity. “I’m sorry,” he offered as he saw the true anger in Diane’s eyes. An anger filled with compassion. He smiled at her softly. “Don’t you dare think that that smile of yours is gonna have any affect on the rage that I’m feeling.” “Oh sure it is,” Jack teased, finishing-up the shave ice cone with a flourish. “Ahhhhhh,” he sighed. “Nothing like a rainbow flavored shave ice on a hot summer day.” He tossed the crushed-up paper cone into the trash bin on Diane’s end of the bench. She grabbed his hand before he could pull it back. “If you ever separate yourself from me like that again Jack. Our friendship is over...” She squeezed his hand and lifted it to her lips. “I’ve missed you.” “And I you,” he nodded, enjoying the feel of her warm, soft lips on the back of his hand. “May I have my hand back now?” he smiled, always the joker. “Do you really want me to stop?” she whispered, her lips brushing against his hand as she spoke, her sweet breath rushing like a sun-warmed breeze across his skin. “You’re a naughty little girl today my love,” he smiled, slowly separating his hand from her tender grasp. He sat back gently, his gaze still on Diane. “Look,” he finally offered. “I know it wasn’t fair to you. The way things worked out. And I wish I could have done it differently Di. But I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. And if you were hurt in the process I am truly sorry.” “I don’t want apologies Jack. I just want to know where I stand with you. Are we friends or just merely acquaintances?” “You already know the answer to that Diane,” He held her gaze. She finally nodded. “I suppose I do,” she agreed. “But sometimes being friends with you is like getting nails driven into your skull by a madman bereft of any sense of decency.” “Geez, speak english will ya,” Jack chuckled. “Remember,” he joked. “I’ve been ill...” He laughed happily as he settled into the bench, enjoying his time with Diane. “I tell you what,” he proffered playfully. “Let’s forget the serious talk for right now and just People Watch, ok?” Diane pursed her lips, pouting seductively, and folded her arms about her chest again, blue eyes cocked skyward as she feigned aggressive thought. “Alright,” she finally agreed. “But only if you swear that we can talk about the state of our friendship at your earliest convenience.” Jack couldn’t help it. He roared with laughter. “You are the stiffest little thing today, aren’t you babe? Loosen up why don’t ya?” he prescribed. “Relax love, life is short. Our lifespan but a spot of oil in the sizzling pan of existence, absorbed and used up in the blink of an eye.” “How utterly unspectacular your analogies are my sweet friend,” she laughed. “Not exactly inspiring if you know what I mean. To think of oneself as a mere splash of oil upon life’s griddle. Geez Jack, you have been sick haven’t you?” She tossed her head back in laughter as she began to appreciate the returning rhythm of their intimacy. Post script... In these tenuous times of progressive human strife, perhaps we could all strive to be to each other as Jack and Diane are. Fearless in the face of their differences. Vocally divergent in perception at times but always tolerant of each other’s need for self... The End Unpublished Works © 1997 GJB