(1) They make your computer go all slow
(2) They're never worth the wait
(3) People who are trying to make out they're clever have loads of them. (Except us)
(4) They're elitist - people with crappy monitors can't make them out.
(5) colourblind people can't see them properly either.
(6) People seem to use them as some kind of substitute for rational thought or intelligent comment.
(7) They destroy the ozone layer.
(8) In 1996 alone pictures were responsible for 25,342 deaths of innocent people.
(9)They smell funny
(10) We don't know how to put them on.