Dont jump to conclusions. It isnt as bad as once it was. Being a man nowadays is a better time than almost any other. We have our cars, our alcohol, our sport to keep us company. Must most importanly, we have educated women, women who KNOW about us men, whose learning has come from ELLE and COMPANY and COSMO. So we are just left to sit back, and enjoy what little time we have left on this earth, and learn a little about them, and also ourselves.

• In... The Buzz... this issue we look at how you can tell what a woman's thinking, just by her eyes, see who's in love and who isnt, and other nick-naks.

• The Lounger....has his first outing this issue. Make sure you catch up on WHO HE IS, WHAT HE IS, and WHERE THE HELL HE'S COMING FROM.

• Be sure to check out your...HOROSCOPES...if nothing else. How can you ignore your stars?

• THE LETTERS....have no content, but that's because we're waiting for you to email us with what you've got to say, and what you've got to ask our advice about. Come on people. Talk!

• In...THE TALE...be romanced by a story of passionate love in the workplace. As they say, it could happen to you. To THIS fella, it definately DID!

• THE POSITION...Only for the bright eyed and bushy-tailed. Get out your rulers, and your handbooks. We're getting hotter and hotter!

• THE WEB OF LOVE...