Kevin Mallon - 10/15/00 19:44:58
My Email:kmalmu@aol.com
Phone number: (973)636-0197
Address: 130 Hawthone ave apt 2
City: Hawthone
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: no favorite
Favoritie Author: Art Vandoleigh

Comments:
Cool site man. Iwant to put it in my pocket and save some for later. I want to refridgerate it so it's allways fresh.

MissUnderstanding - 08/19/00 07:37:28
My URL:/SoHo/Exhibit/3601
My Email:Asleep6759@aol.com
Address: past resident of the Canary House
City: Atomic City
State: USA

Comments:
This old building was once a hospital, I am told. It is now split into seven apartments. I live in one of the upstairs ones with my roommate Rose. Our apartment is right in the middle of the building, having both a back and front door. The outside of the lace is painted a sickly canary yellow with brick red painted awnings. In huge block letters on the broad side of the building of the building reads: CALL 876-0053 FOR RENTAL INFO. Next to ours is another building, identical, except for a piss stained tre in front. I always hated standing near that tree in the summer; it would reek to high hell in the blistering Albuquerque sun. The tree’s garden-block houses a miscellany of shattered beer bottles and fast food wrappers that no one ever bothers with. Behi d both buildings sits an old gutted carriage house that has been partially converted into a laundry room, replete with twirly wheeled laundry cart, folding shelf banking out of the left wall, and a leaky coke machine that would always spit them out warm. The girls beneath us were drunk again. I could tell because it was three AM and they were throwing together a ramshackle band practice. I could feel the bass guitar vibrating through the floorboards into my bedsprings. When sober, they were quiet girls, ouldn’t hurt a fly. When drunk, they could be nastier than that psychotic bum on Central Ave. that would drool and froth at the mouth when you refused to buy one of his books from him. Still, I humored them as these early morning practice sessions were fe and far between. I first heard about the downstairs girls from a crusty old gutter punk named Stanley, who stumbled up my stairs one night, strung out on crack. He told me about how they thought we were rolling marbles around on the floors up here, when e was down there smoking H with them. This summer has not been an exception as far as Albuquerque summers go, and I was unfortunate enough to be around to experience this first hand. I found the controls to the ancient swamp cooler and fiddled with them till the whole thing came lurching to ife, spitting out a rank fishy smell on its dank and humid breeze. I could find no incense to burn, so I threw some dried lavender over a lit burner in the kitchen. That seemed to do the trick for awhile. It was too hot to eat; the only thing I wanted rig t now was a cool beer. There were no beers in the fridge, so I contemplated trekking to the ghetto Smith’s for a 12 pack. Staring out the window made my eyes tear. Our apartment was a cave, which we hardly ever left during the day. At night, after the sun had set, the sidewalks had cooled, the sky become a mellow deep blue, and we could see what little stars visible through the industrial haze and light pollution; we’d crawl out of our various holes to roam the dusty streets and alleys. You could tell if i was the weekend by looking for the flashing lights that midget downtown Albuquerque always used to lure potential victims into it’s thrall. After Stanley told us about the downstairs girls’ heroin habit, we started to think of them collectively as “the H girls”. I watched the older one outside in the driveway one-day, painting a huge bot fly onto the hood of their rusty old Subaru in purple, black, and gray acrylic paint. They seemed wary of us, and would only stare in the rickety old hole of a stairwell. It was not until one of those mutually drunk nights where all of the canary house residents were equally piss-faced that we got to talking. (These nights were loud, and unruly. People scampering up and down the stairs, falling against doors, running out into the driveway in their muddy socks. Even inside was a din, as the walls were paper-thin. Never any privacy.) We found a common link by ou mutual Stanley bashing. We christened him “Stanley the Cockroach”. In his own time he had come onto each and every one of us. So, we sat in my kitchen swilling rum and telling our own Cockroach Stanley Stories. Late one night, Rose and I had found him passed out on our landing. I nudged him awake with my toe. He begged a bagel off of me, so I let him into the apartment while I toasted it. When it was ready I smeared it with butter and went to find Stanley. I fo nd him in the living room; pants at his ankles, swollen purple prick in hand. Rose was too horrified to emit any audible sound, apparently he had been waving it in her face. Another time, I was reading poetry aloud from a journal in a drunken fit of lyric sm on the front steps, when he grabbed my legs and tried to pry them apart. I kicked him. After that, we stopped seeing Stanley around. Rumors started to circulate that he had been stabbed in some dark alley, shot on Central, dismembered in a squat house, or otherwise put out of the race. Joyously we celebrated until one day I spotted him, su prisingly sober on a street corner, he actually looked somewhat clean. “Long time no see”, he said. I stared and then hurried away as fast as the Albuquerque summer heat would allow.

Mark - 05/31/00 04:11:43
My URL:http://ctkpca.org
My Email:Mskloster@worldnet.att.net
City: El Paso
State: Texas

Comments:
I was minding my own business, checking my email, and then went back to my browser expecting to find my home page (www.ctkpca.org) when instead I found your Endorphin Bath page. It was very interesting, but I have no idea why it came up on my browser. I did have a good long look around, though I couldn't really understand a lot of it. Thanks! msk

Diane Caldwell - 05/29/00 17:05:05
My URL:http://www.team-enterprises.com
My Email:diane@team-enterprises.com
Phone number: 412-594-4245
City: Pittsburgh
State: PA
Favoritie Author: Langston Hughes

Comments:
Great looking site. I'll be back to read some more. Keep it fresh! Visit my business site at www.quixtar.com and use referral # 1199890 for discounts. Diane

J Paul Ghetto - 02/02/00 16:09:43
My URL:http://hotsaucejohnson.com
City: LA
State: CA
Favorite poem:: Splash
Favoritie Author: Charles Bukowski

Comments:
I thought your sight was pretty eclectic so I decided to sign your guestbook in an attempt to get you open to a great band. Hotsauce Johnson. I can't bear to think anyone with a broad spanning comprehension of music and literature could go through life withou hearing them. The website is above. Check them out.

Miss Understanding - 01/01/00 05:48:07
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Exhibit/3601
My Email:asleep@unm.edu
City: Atomic City
State: USA

Comments:
Deja Vu..... you too? It's cold, my skin is dry, this damn cat that is not mine is threatening to slice my wrists to salami meat. I have recently been on an anitcat faze, where... I have been very pro-lap-dog. Though... I have always been prolapdog, but h ve not always been anticat. (I am planning on purchasing a West Highland White Terrier sometime in the near future...) So... ta! Cheers all of you y2kers. xxooMissUnderstanding.

Allison Milano - 11/26/99 16:58:10
Address: Brooklyn
City: NYC
State: NY
Favorite poem:: Sean & Liz
Favoritie Author: Big Willie Shake the Sphere!

Comments:
Todd, I love your work and I love your record reviews!!! Keep up the good work! We in cyberspace appreciate you!!! Love, Allison Milano from BK-lyn, the planet

jennifer elliot - 08/28/99 05:01:31
My Email:jelliot@aol.com
Favorite poem:: drop

Comments:
I just got my 6 song ep CD copy of "My darling Clemantine, You give me Myopia with your DopiaOpia" I have to say holy mother^&^*en' brilliant! I love you Enkephalins. I cant believe that as soon as I played I was instantly hooked into your endorphin bath. You guys have to record and construct again please. Can my band, The Reverberators, play with you band? Love Jenny

Rita - 08/17/99 15:58:03
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: Unhealthy
Favoritie Author: Hunter S. Thompson & Todd E. Jones

Comments:
Todd, I think you are a beautiful human being both physically and mentally! Your poetry is amazing and you are one sexy muthaf*cker!!! Your nephew Zack is incredibly cute too!! Love ya' babe! -- Rita

Kat - 07/19/99 02:19:54
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Exhibit/6266/index.html
My Email:seasoul@bellatlantic.net
City: Point Pleasant...born and raised in So. Plainfield
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: In your light I learn how to love. In your beauty, how to make poems. You dance inside my chest, where no one sees you, but sometimes I do, and that sight becomes this art...Rumi
Favoritie Author: Will Shakespeare

Comments:
Todd...interesting site: sensual, manic, angry and fun...a lot like real life.

Phantasm - 06/05/99 00:49:27

Phantasm - 06/05/99 00:48:06
My URL:http://zap.to/mel2
My Email:liable3@hotmail.com
City: Ottawa
State: Ontario, Canada

Comments:
A very interesting webpage. Please continue to fill the WWW with interesting material. There are so many other pages out there that cannot even come close to what you have here. Stop by sometime, if you're not too busy. Take care, Phantasm.

Bob Hughes - 05/13/99 19:45:44
City: Jersey City
State: NJ
Favoritie Author: Chuang Tsu

Comments:
HEY TODD--CONGRATULATIONS! I GUESS YOU'VE FINALLY GRADUATED THE SCHOOL OF THE ABSURD- RUTGERS UNVERSITY. DROP ME A LINE SOME TIME, I MAY BE FLOATING DOWN TO EDISON FOR A HREHAS PARTY OR TWO THIS SUMMER, SO KEEP IN TOUCH

galadriel - 04/30/99 21:10:36
My URL:http://www.fbtc.net/~gannon
My Email:galadriel23@hotmail.com
Phone number: why tha hell do you wanna know?!
Address: um, i dont think so
City: Lothlorien
State: Middle Earth
Favorite poem:: *untitled*
Favoritie Author: poet? ----> Pablo Neruda author?---> JRR Tolkien

Comments:
aha. quite interesting. i'll keep it in mind. **if you dance, you might understand the words better** ~galadriel~

Deb Keller - 03/27/99 06:28:38
My URL:http://pages.ivillage.com/cp/pctips
My Email:dtek@ivillage.com
State: Still in NJ

Comments:
Hello! Read your guestbook and figured you might as well have 2 Deb's from the past sign in a row! Anyway - I hope this Ms. Amor is a joke, but you have been known to be a "psycho magnet." I wonder if Debbie Pollack is thinking of the same old psycho I am... and YOU wanted me to befriend the theiving bitch! Well... what's new with me... I work with computers, but am trying to get a job as a technical writer, and I'm engaged - in less than six months, I'll be Mrs. Deb. Of all places to have a reception mine's going to be in the Victorian Manor - I remember you left something for me to pick up there once. By the way - if you look at my home page - just know that it's not done yet!

Debbie Pollack - 01/14/99 23:11:17
My Email:debo65@hotmail.com
State: Merry Land

Comments:
Hey Todd Looks like you're mr.popularity/ladies man/mysterious cassanova as always. Kudesh gave me the link to your site. I was in Edison a few weeks ago and hung out with the Jev-Dad and B-Lite. The more things change the more they stay the same... Looking over your guestbook brings back memories of a certain psycho woman who wanted to seriously hurt little ol' me b/c of your 16 year old attentions. Do you emenate some sort of smell? I am engaged and I will be starting grad school to get my PhD next year. I have a dog. His name is Ripple. (oh yeah I toured with the GD for a while). I will have a web site, but I have no time right now. Hope you have grown up well. Isn't it sad? Love always Debbie

Bob Hughes - 01/04/99 19:41:02
City: Jersey City
Favorite poem:: http://chinapage.org/gnl.html
Favoritie Author: Lao Tzu

Comments:
check this out when feeling inspired: http://chinapage.org/gnl.html

moe - 12/30/98 21:30:05
My URL:http://webhome.idirect.com/~moemarci
City: Toronto
Favoritie Author: Dylan Thomas

Comments:

Comments:
Hi

The Lovely Lady - 12/08/98 15:47:00
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ

Comments:
I love the new touched-up style of the site! You're a brilliant poet, Todd! I must say, you're pretty damn handsome too....

Immortal Sin - 11/26/98 19:40:02
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/9920
My Email:saraangel16@hotmail.com
Phone number: Yeah-Right-In-Your-Dreams
Address: Refer to Phone number
City: Poetry Lover§
State: Hell in Dreamer§ Paradise
Favorite poem:: Anything by Dark Path or my sister
Favoritie Author: Dark Path or my sister

Comments:
Your site is cool. Later.

BK - 11/24/98 18:19:02
City: Jersey City
State: Anexia

Comments:
Todd you must take all necessary measures, and even some unnecessary ones, to secure yourself from these victims of New Bruns-wack. My god man, what do these women want with you! Give my condolences to the Warrior Princess. I'm sending an armored car o er there right now to transport you to a safehouse. With a new face, and a new identity, you might just barely escape the scourge of New Brunswick (p.s. the musician girl, lauren d?, sounds like an ally-we'll take her into the witness protection plan wit us). Be safe!

lauran-d floor - 11/24/98 05:26:08
My Email:dazzo@webtv.net
Phone number: you have it
State: oblivion
Favorite poem:: the lorax
Favoritie Author: bukowski

Comments:
just wanted to wish you a good holiday season- man i remember when we used to sit around getting buzzed off boones and thingslistening to the close lobsters and now you run their offical home page-you have come along way mr jones. anyway just alittle no e to say w'sup write me sometime maybe i'll have more stuff to submit then-oh yeah we never did get to jam with your band and and stuff altho' nothing compares to bananna hammock lauran

Crimson - 11/23/98 19:23:38
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ

Comments:
Todd, I'm a friend of Ms. Amor. Don't worry, I'm not all crazy about you. I think you have a talent for writing and I think you are a very attractive person but I don't follow you around and spy on you like Ms. Amor does. I do see what she sees in you and I know plenty about you because she talks about you all the time! Saturday, I was in the mall and I saw you and that woman. I believe her name is Zena. First, I thought that Ms. Amor was overreacting and being a little to critical but I just saw and heard you two talking and realized she (Ms. Amor) is not that far from the truth... Second, I must say that you can do better than her. She's alright looking but nothing special... certainely, she is nobody special enough to write poetry about. I just observed ou two. I did NOT follow you two. You two just walked straight into my path. Like I said, you can do better. It just seems that she think that she's "all that" when she "ain't shit". She seems really concieted and into herself. It's like she's having orga ms with her ego... She seems that she only cares about what she wants and does not give a shit what you want. Now, I'm not telling you to go find Ms. Amor but you are a very handsome and talented man who can do much better than an overweight bitchy woman ho is all into herself. I realized that she is nothing special. She does not deserve to have you... She really doesn't. Just trying to help, Crimson.

Clark Nova - 11/17/98 16:29:12
My Email:sick@junk.com
City: Jersey City
State: New Jerusalem

Comments:
Hey what's up Todd? Looks like you got some drama on your hands here...a jealous lover, some sick, twisted psychopaths, a murderous stalker...and then there are the women! Hey, I'll try to call you tonight around 8 or 10...I'd like to take a meeting wit you. By the way, what the hell happened to you on Halloween? You got lucky, because the Chinatown party was a little boring (except for all the 'treats')

Pink the Blind Bunny - 11/16/98 23:54:48

Comments:
Now I'm impressed.

You Know Who! - 11/16/98 15:02:45
City: New B.
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: You know which one!
Favoritie Author: Todd E. Jones

Comments:
Todd, I LOVE YOU!

ART PAUL SCHLOSSER - 11/07/98 18:41:31
My URL:http://www.cdbaby.com/buy/artpaul.htm
My Email:artpaulart@hotmail.com
Phone number: http://www.arlotone.com/artpaul/index.html
Address: 523 West WILSON apartment 203
City: Madison
State: WI
Favorite poem:: I like one by Amy Carmicheal about have you no thorn(She was a missionary to India) and I like one in Alice in Wonderland which starts out:"You are old,Father William,"the young man said
Favoritie Author: C.S.Lewis is one of them

Comments:
Here is one of my poems:Jesus is the Answer by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER copyrighted 1992 (To God be the Glory) Jesus is the Answer/Even if it's Cancer/Jesus is the Solution/Even if it's Pollution/Deep inside your Soul/He will make it Go/He will set you Free/Jes s is the Key Hey what do you think of my music at www.unsigned-music.com(Click on Artist and look under A for ART PAUL SCHLOSSER).

Ms. Amor - 10/30/98 19:10:03
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: Orally Without Words
Favoritie Author: Todd, My Darling!

Comments:
This is the last time I will be signing this guestbook or doing anything for that matter. I'm sorry to cause so much trouble. I went too far. I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I'm just so much in love with you Todd that I feel that that big.... well, that wo an should have treated you better and owes you for the love that you gave her. Of course, I'm not going to physically hurt her... I don't even know where she lives. I mean I got her address but I've never been there.. anyway, I'm sorry for the trouble I c used but I just wanted her to know what she did!I feel that she never did deserve you, Todd! You're so much better than she is! You have class, looks, talent, etc...So, now, I'm going away! You will never know who I really am... Who knows? 20 years from n w you could be married and in your own house, I will be living but you'll never know..... Bye bye - Ms. Amor

10/26/98 12:47:41

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing Thanks

Ms. White - 10/22/98 22:10:35

Comments:
Mr. Jones, The site is looking fantastic. Ms. White

Boogy Man - 10/20/98 19:11:36
My Email:boogers@nose.com
Phone number: 976-SNOT
City: Jersey City
State: New Jerusalem

Comments:
Hey what's up? Call me before Halloween -The Boogy Man

Ms. Amor - 10/07/98 13:22:00
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: The Oral One
Favoritie Author: You, darling!

Comments:
Todd! You gorgeous thing you! I haven't seen you in a while. I saw you with some girl a couple of weeks ago in a Menlo Park movie theater. She was thin, pretty... much prettier than that big ass chick you use to be with. I still say that I can do better ut at least you're moving up in the world... Anyway, I almost lost hope when I did not see you at RU but then everything changed! I saw you at Scott Hall, you were talking to some girl with some kind of accent... Damn' Todd, you look better than you did o er the summer! She kissed you on the cheek before she left. I was about to kick her ass but... I remained cool and calm. I'm going to email you soon.. you won't be able to trace it though since I'll use a fake name... you'll know it's me... Until then, ju t stay your gorgeous self!!!!

Ami from England - 10/06/98 22:08:32
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: Orally Without Words
Favoritie Author: Todd E. Jones

Comments:
Hey baby! Drive your sexy ass to my place again, Todd! Tanya and I are waiting for you! I want to give you good lovin' before I leave to go back home! - Ami

The Kudesh - 10/01/98 13:11:49
My Email:radicans@aol.com
City: Medicine
State: new jersey
Favorite poem:: hector the collector (shel silverstein)
Favoritie Author: hemingway

Comments:
better than my job. and proud that a decent page originated form a medicine author.

Cindy - 09/25/98 11:56:07 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

Comments:

Ladybug - 09/22/98 13:57:54

Comments:
I liked the new one. See you in our dreams.

Sally Jenson - 09/12/98 20:15:34
City: Manhattan
State: NY

Comments:
I love you Todd!!!

Ms. Amor - 09/08/98 21:25:08
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ

Comments:
I'M BACK!!! I was on vacation my love!!! I went all over Europe! I see that you are now single!!! Thank God! Women need more single men like you! You don't need that ugly fat ass bitch! She seemed so fucking mean anyway. You could do much better! I'm surp ised that you were even with her. She wasn't that pretty and those freckles did NOT help. Anyway, I think it's time... Oh, and by the way, I am not the person who signed as "An Old Friend". I don't know who that was but damn' she better watch out because 'm going to get you before she does! You're still at Rutgers and so am I! We'll run into each other. Just be your gorgeous self!

An Old Friend - 09/08/98 14:43:53
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: Orally Without Words
Favoritie Author: T.Jones

Comments:
Wow! Todd! This site looks great! I'm an old... um... associate of yours. I want to suck your huge cock! I want you to fuck me like you use to years ago! I want you to tie me up and go down on me like you use to do to me years ago! We have a lot of catchi g up to do.... Good Night, - An Old Friend

§þý 1 - 08/31/98 19:24:39
My Email:ßߧ§þýïñ@ÅØ£.çðm
Phone number: ñðt 4 ýص
Address: ïf ýðµ Ððñt kñðw thêñ ýðµ çåñt §tðþ ßý
City: êÐï§ðñ
State: ñJêr§êý
Favorite poem:: Mðñêý Åïñt å thïñG
Favoritie Author: Jåý Z,...åñÐ TððÐ Jðñê§

Comments:
Mý måÐ måÐ §tý£ê§ måkê ýðµ Gð ßµçk wï£Ð mïxïñ µþ mý §hït £ïkê thåt ßïtçh jµ£ïêT Çhï£Ð§ ñðT å Ðrðþ ØF Håtïåñ ÅñÐ §t ðñ þrðßåtïðñ Ððñt Råþê gïr£§ £ïkê thåt ñïggÅ Må§Øñ Åñthðñý thåT ï§ åñÐ ï Ððñt Fµçk kïЧ Ððñt å§k WHÅT ï Ðð & jµ§t mïñÐ ýðµr ßïz Ï gêt £åïÐ å§ ïf ï wå§ Mått Ðåmåñ êvêñ thðµgh ï Gðt Å §ïçk hêårt £ïkê §åtåñ Çåñt þ£åý ß壣 £ïkê Gårý Påýtåñ Twð ýêåR§ Ågð ï §ð£Ð Mý §ðµ£ tð H꣣ ÅñÐ ïf ýðµ £êt Mê Fµçk ýå  ñêvêr K裏 åñÐ T꣣........... hµg§ åñÐ kï§§ê§ mµçh £ðvê tð mý ñïggå tððÐ jðñê§ åñР壣 mý §ïçk kïЧ frðm Jþ whåt µþ tð Ñêwßrµñ§wïçk åñÐ rµtgêr§ Å måÐ §hðt tð mý hêåЧ ïñ thê 5 ßðrðµgh§ åñР壣 þråï§ê еê tð gðÐ åñÐ thê ËÅrth........Þêåçê...... Çåtçh mê ïf ýðµ çåñ!?!!!! §Þý.... Åt£Ëŧt t ï Ðïê

S. Indrisek - 08/29/98 17:38:53
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/soho/workshop/2839
My Email:skipmag@yahoo.com
Phone number: unlisted
Address: PO BOX 8128
City: Bridgewater
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: none
Favoritie Author: too hard to say

Comments:
SKIPTRACER is a print magazine accepting submissions of poetry/short fiction for the fall issue. Send edgy, experimental, provocative writing only. Magazine will be distributed for free and blanketed everywhere in NJ and Manhattan. Jump on the bandwago . If you're good, submit. NOTE: website is NOT the magazine. I only put the site up to advertise the postal address of SKIPTRACER.

BUTTERFLY - 08/28/98 13:58:56

Comments:
I will always love you.

Kaiser Sose - 08/18/98 19:24:05
My Email:suck@dese.nuts
Phone number: yeah right
Address: psssh
City: Jerusalem City
State: New Jerus'
Favorite poem:: The Unibomber's Manifesto
Favoritie Author: Flavor Flav'

Comments:
If I need you to write a Manifesto explaining to the world why I killed those kids in Texas, could you do it? How much would it cost me, because I need to save all my money to buy more ammo... Alright, I think I see the ATF guys outside, gotta go!

Lauran - 08/18/98 03:45:55

Comments:
Todd, damn boy what the hell happened? you got all these girls after you and stuff! 1-2oh my gaawwd... I haven't heard from you in a while. Linda from your senior seminar gave me your web address, w'sup with you never writing me back?!? Erin went psycho for real!) so I was forced to flee my apartment... No word from Sue or any other Willy P's person... So anyway we were quite entertained with all the gory details found in your guest book- my personal guess is that "ms. amor" is a drag queen, but that's p obably because I spend too much time at the Colosseum... (thursday nights- $1.00 drinks, girly boys, pills & thrills)call me sometime ....we'll discuss further...

Cowboy - 08/12/98 16:10:43
My Email:bkelly@rappcollins.com
Phone number: 201 798 7656
Address: 59 Garrison Ave #54
City: Chill Town
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: "OHM"
Favoritie Author: Todd Jones

Comments:
Buenos dias Senor Jones! I'm real busy in my attempts to appear busy here at the office... I'm looking forward to some deja-vu (I can feel it coming, should be any day now)... On Sunday I'm going to need a lift from the train station, I should be down th re around 2 or 3 o'clock if all goes well. Last night I had this crazy dream- I was swimming around in some real bubbley stuff when all these purple blobs came raining down on me from the sky... at the time I felt really really good- I'll tell you more a out it when I speak to you during the week-- call me tonight if you're home around 10 o 'clock. Here's a little Taoist philosophy passed on to me through Bruce Lee: Empty your mind, let it be formless, like water You put water in a cup, It becomes the cup- You put water in a bottle, It becomes the bottle Water can crash, And it can flow... Be water, my friend I'll have that $1.50 with me this weekend mix it up, mix it up! Peace Senor! -Cowboy

MICHELLE OZERANSKY - 08/05/98 23:29:34
My Email:ILEX118@AOL.COM
Phone number: 732-549-5961
Address: 14 JONATHAN DR
City: EDISON
State: NJ

Comments:
HEY TODD IM A COMPUTER RETARD IT TOOK ME A 1/2 HOUR TO GET TO YOUR SITE IT KEPT KICKING ME OUT. I WANT TO SEE THAT TAPE SO CALL ME OR IF YOU SEE A BLACK ESCORT OUT SIDE MY HOUSE JUST STOP BY CAUSE THAT MY RIDE. I WAS THINKING OF GIVING KEVIN A CALL BUT I ONT HAVE HIS # SO I WANTED TO GET THAT FROM YOU. IM SURE YOU DIDNT MEAN WRITE ME A NOTE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR COMMENTS BUT I TRIED TO CALL YOU. I DONT KNOW IF YOU GOT THE MSG. SEE YA SHELLIE

Kevin Taylor ..the drive-by poet - 07/06/98 06:36:22
My URL:http://www.intergate.bc.ca/business/kjohn/poetry.htm
My Email:kjohn@intergate.bc.ca
Phone number: Q#$-^#Y%
Address: see above
City: see below
State: see saw
Favorite poem:: Poem du jour = Joy of Kitchen
Favoritie Author: Some guy named Stanley

Comments:
Shit. I'm all commented out from the 5th degree to get this far... and I lied anyway. How about this.. send that guy over for supper to my parents place. They could use the company. Now I'll read your stuff.

Kara Townsend - 07/03/98 11:32:11
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com

Comments:
Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you!

sean n jamie kazelesky - 06/23/98 18:11:16
My Email:delightful1 @erols.com
Phone number: 757-437-1221
Address: 1748 chase pointe cir.
City: virginia beach
State: va
Favorite poem:: raven/ love
Favoritie Author: poe/ cummings

Comments:
why was i not on shout outs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

karol - 06/23/98 17:23:14
State: nj
Favorite poem:: the channel one
Favoritie Author: louise erdrich

Comments:
hey there...i guess i am now forever immortalized...thanks :)

karol - 06/23/98 17:22:45
State: nj
Favorite poem:: the channel one
Favoritie Author: louise erdrich

Comments:
hey there...i guess i am now forever immortalized...thanks :)

melyssa - 06/21/98 03:31:39

Comments:
well todd, i checked this chick out, this Ms. Amor, what an odd predicament. she know's everything about you. i wonder how this could be. it is quite a mystery. this is a job for....dun..du..dun..dun.....sherlock holms. But seriously this is kinda sca y and flattering at the same time. ---ms. Amor---cant you solve the mystery for us all. reveal yourself!! in the name of poetry. bye bye

Ms. Amor - 06/18/98 15:56:51
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ

Comments:
Oh, Todd. You are so beautiful! Now, I know more about you. I know that you have class Monday through Thursday at Murray Hall and that you drive a White Celica. I know that you work in some kind of office which is off of Route One north of Rutgers. Your l ps, your eyes, your walk... everything about you is completely gorgeous!!! If you are with that girl you were walking with on Monday or that other girl you were with in the mall, you should not be... You can do so muh better than either of those. You can o so much better with me! just stay your Gorgeous self!

Ms. Amor - 06/15/98 16:13:41
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ

Comments:
Dear Todd, I am writing today just to let you know that I have not forgot about you.. I don't think I ever will. Since, you thought that this was a big joke, I feel that I have to prove to you that it isn't. I saw you in this parking deck and I followed ou from the deck to Murray Hall. I saw you walking in the rain with some girl today on campus. I don't know who she was. She was pretty but not as pretty as... well, we don't have to get into that. You looked so good today with your umbrella and your shir and tie. I think it's really cool that someone could look so good and be creative at the same time. I'm writing just to let you know that you should never ever feel lonely or sad because there is someone who can love you strong. I could do that. I could ake you feel so good mentally and physically. You don't need any other woman but me. I could be there for you and with you anytime you need me. Now that all this garbage happened with the guestbook, It makes things a little more complicated for me to show my face. So, like I said before, I'll meet you someday but I will never let you know that I am Ms. Amor. So, any young woman that you meet just may be me. I'm doing this because I think it would be best to start from scratch. We would make an excellent co ple. We're both smart, good looking, thin, and passionate about life. I just sense that from you. I want you to feel good about yourself. That's why I'm writing this. I mean every word. So, until we meet, just stay your gorgeous self!

Ms. Amor - 06/12/98 16:19:06
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ

Comments:
I told you in my previous entries that I was DEAD serious and I am. This is real. I am a real person. I am an English major with a minor in Art. I am 20 years old and also from the south part of New Jersey. You and I never ever spoke to each other though did hear and see you speak to many of your friends in front of Murray Hall. Yes, I did go a little too far. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause anybody pain. It's just that when I saw Girl write what she wrote before I did, I wanted to write something stro ger and with more feeling. I'm proud of who I am and I am proud to be interested and attracted to you, Todd. I'll lighten up though. Maybe, one of these days, we'll know each other very well. I don't want ruin a relationship before it started. I'm not des erate, I have many friends. I'm not ugly, men and woman hit on me almost everyday. It's just like this... When I see something I want, I go after it.... simple and plain. I wrote in this guestbook just to let you know that there was someone out there who aid attention to you and recognized that there was something good about you... I'll lighten up, I'll back off... but I will not go away.. I'll be there.. and eventually, you'll know who I am. Until then, just be your gorgeous self.


Todd E. Jones - 06/11/98 19:03:19
My URL:/Athens/Parthenon/2111
My Email:sscwon@bellatlantic.net
City: Edison
State: NJ

Comments:
Girl- Ha, I knew it was you! I swear that I do not know who Ms. Amor is. I know you know that it isn't me because you know that I would never say that you were "fat", even in a joke. If you look at the time when Ms. Amor signs the guestbook, I am in class There is no way that I could be Ms. Amor even if I wanted to be her. Ms. Amor is obviously playing a joke on me, though. So, Ms. Amor, I would appreciate it if you would lighten up a little bit. It's obviously getting a little out of hand. Once again, I ppreciate the compliments but you are hiding behind a guestbook... The only thing I can do is dismiss it as a joke that someone is playing on me. (because it's been done before!) So if you're joking around, stop it. Don't you think you're laying it on a b t thick? If you're serious, stop the nonsense of hiding behind a fake name. For someone who wants to remain a secret, you are not shy. I refuse to talk to someone who will not let herself be known. It's childish. Come on, I'm 22 years old. This is not jun or high. We're all adults, let's act like them. --Todd E. Jones

girl - 06/11/98 16:25:55

Comments:
Hello Todd that was a very nice thing that you wrote. I think I am getting the trick that you played. You are getting back at me for the thing that I did. It is very very clever. You little bunny, what did you stick your nose into now? If it is not you, th n that is funny. I will see you soon.

Ms. Amor - 06/11/98 16:09:36
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: All of them!
Favoritie Author: Todd E. Jones

Comments:
My sweet Todd, The grace of your words has enlightened me once again. I am sorry if I caused any trouble for you. I know a good thing when I see it. When I see you, I feel like I never felt before. I want you. I want you all to myself. I know I can treat ou like royalty. That one time I saw you and that woman in the mall, I thought that you could do so much better. I believe that I could be this person you can do better with. It was mean to call her fat, that's true. I am very skinny and many guys and gir s find me very attractive. I just think two attractive people should be together, don't you? I don't mean to be rude nor do I mean to appear as a psycho, but you are an extraordinary person who I have extraordinary feelings for. It's passion. I have passi n for you, is that so wrong? I believe it isn't. As for Girl, this has nothing to do with you.. how can you stick up for Todd's girlfriend but at the same time, say you want to be with him? It's obvious that I can love, respect, and simply treat Todd bet er than you or his "girlfriend". I would proud to be considered his "girlfriend". It's not a term of ownership, it's a bond between a man and a woman, nature, love. So, Girl. this has nothing to do with you. So, stay out of this... Back to Todd, please do not take my comments as insulting. I have become a passionate woman just by seeing you. Hopefully, I would like to become a passonate person with you... till I meet you, stay your incredibly gorgeous self!

Todd E. Jones - 06/10/98 20:01:03
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/2111
My Email:sscwon@bellatlantic.net
Phone number: yeah, sure with the stalkers out?
City: Edison
State: NJ

Comments:
Dear Ms. Amor, I am flattered that you find me attractive and that you like my writing but I believe that it is rude and disrespectful to call anyone "fat", girlfriend or not. If you were fat, I know you would not like it. Please, for me, do not be disres ectful to anyone on this guestbook. I want my readers to enjoy the web site and not kill each other over it. I must admit that it is a little spooky knowing that someone is following me, watching me, and trying to find out all this information about me. I you wish to speak to me, speak to me. You can email me or you can come up to me on the street and speak to me (since I know you're there, somewhere...) Please do not continue with the mean comments about anyone who is in or was in my life. It hurts peopl 's feelings and it makes me feel bad too. I hope we are at an agreement. Thank you. -Todd E. Jones

girl - 06/10/98 18:52:51

Comments:
Ms. Amor seems to be a complete idiot as we all can see from the previous writings that she has left. She also seems to have spelling and grammer problems. If she had any real action in her own life she would not be stalking poor little Todd. Todd does not have a fat girlfriend and she does not have a fat ass and she sure does not wear tight jeans. Just because you saw with him with a girl it does not mean anything. You should also stop using the phrase "his girlfriend". It is annoying and it sounds s if it denotes possession, like "his car". You need to get your own life and shut the fuck up.

Ms. Amor - 06/10/98 16:09:00
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: They are all excellent!

Comments:
Listen, Girl, I never said that Todd's fat girlfriend went to Rutgers, you dumb bitch. I saw her wearing some tight jeans with her big ass and her big boobs in the mall! I'm so much better looking than her! I can blow her away with my legs alone! Anyway, irl, Let a WOMAN handle this! I'm not copying anything from you! The difference between me and you is that I'm real and I WILL make a move! Until then, Todd, just continue to be your gorgeous self as always. I saw you walking down College Ave and into the parking deck. I almost followed you to your car. I wanted to offer you a ride but someone bimbo girl cut me off and drove really slow.... Don't worry. You'll meet me and when you do, you may not even know it's me.... Until then, I can't stop thinking of y u! bye bye, my sweet!

girl - 06/09/98 15:49:58

Comments:
Ms. Amor is a copy cat. Todd does not have a fat girlfriend and she does not go to Rutgers, so you are wrong. You are just rewriting what I had written, and you better stop. Anyway, I hope little bunny head is good. I will see you in the next one Mr. F zzy Green Man.

Ms. Amor - 06/08/98 16:06:26
City: New Brunswick
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: You, my love!

Comments:
This is no joke. I am DEAD serious. I know you but I do not think you know me. I do remember you seeing me though. I goto Rutgers with you and I think you are amazing looking. The love your face, your hair, your body and your style of dress. You look like you have a nice job with your fancy clothes. I found your info in the RU directory when I overheard you and your friend talking one day. I read your poems and now, you blew my mind! One day, I saw you in the mall with your fat girlfriend. I am better loo ing than she is and I could probably treat you better... I could love you better! You'll meet me one day, when I decide to.... till then, just be your gorgeous self...

Librarian - 06/05/98 13:17:25

Comments:
Nice bubbles, I hope you find out who GIRL is.

GIRL - 06/03/98 17:51:12

Comments:
Hello, I know you, but you do not know me. Well, I happen to love you, I stare at you all the time. I like your lips, hands, face, and your poems. I watch you in class, look for me.

Silk Cocoon - 05/08/98 00:35:16
My URL:http://www.public.usit.net/silkccn/
My Email:silkccn@usit.net
Phone number: yeah, right ; )
Address: uh huh.
City: sure. whaddevuh.
State: ok, it's VA
Favorite poem:: drunk (without heroes)
Favoritie Author: jon e. dark

Comments:
pleeze don't send THE BIG GIPP over to dinner with my parents!!! ps. love your work. interesting read!

Wizard OF Neptune - 05/06/98 17:14:43
My URL:http://www.hell.com
My Email:nowhere@nothing
City: Orlando
State: Florida
Favorite poem:: NEVER ENDING RHYME

Comments:
Yo, bro. Those rhmes are dope, making poets not able to cope, hanging them from the end of a rope, or use an infrared scope! I must give you guys credit! The never ending rhymes is amazing. First, I thought it was a lame idea but when I began to read it, I was blown away like the poets killed in the allyway!

Shannon - 04/12/98 15:04:59
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/4305
My Email:miss_midnight@hotmail.com
Phone number: yeah, right... don't think so....
Address: a box on a beach in Greece
City: boring
State: Province: Ontario
Favorite poem:: Nothing Gold Can Stay - Robert Frost
Favoritie Author: Stephen King

Comments:
Nice page

Todd E. Jones - 04/11/98 15:48:18
My URL:http://www.trouserpress.com/bandpages/X-TEENS.html
My Email:toddjones@mindspring.com
Phone number: Sorry
City: Durham
State: NC

Comments:
This is scary. I too am Todd E. Jones. I am working on a web page and plan to link to other Todd Jones'es. There's a few of us out there. Look for an imminent CD by my band Todd Jones & thing. -later

Sue Hochstrasser - 03/24/98 13:46:19
My Email:suzstreet@aol.com
Favorite poem:: Why one is violent
Favoritie Author: Todd Jones

Comments:
I loved your poem!!! It really moved me.

Shabby - 03/09/98 21:19:48
City: Mystic
State: Ct.
Favorite poem:: Zena's Canvas
Favoritie Author: Oscar Wilde

Comments:
Hello my fellow poet, I enjoyed your poetry very much. You should have a book deal already. Why don't you send your stuff out. I especially enjoyed Zena's Canvas and Ravishing Delight. Poem for the Liquid Girl is wonderful too. Us poets should stick together and unite!!!

melyssa - 02/21/98 04:53:46
My Email:ismari@aol.com

Comments:
Hey Todd, I finally got a chance to check out your site. I have to say that it is quite awsome. I like all the bubbles. you got my name perfect. i didnt get to read all the stuff, but i will get to that stuff. Any way i commend you for what you have done, keep p with it. perhaps i one day will contribute. lots of love, melyssa

Susan - 02/19/98 18:42:26
State: NJ

Comments:
Your poems are wonderful and I am so happy that you can now show the world how beautiful you are. -Susan

Papa Bunny - 02/19/98 17:50:46
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/2111
City: Edison
State: NJ

Comments:
Mamma Bunny, I'm going to put the poem up as soon as I can. I'll see you soon. Clitoris kisses, green sparkles, rabbits, puppydogs, daisies, popcorn, chocolates, fuzzies, fudge, rainbows, unircorns, kittykats, cubby togers, spider monkeys, paintings, poems, tars and more. Remember the fudge? It tasted really good ....... mmmm. See you in the next one, Papa Bunny

BUTTERFLY GIRL - 02/17/98 15:42:27
My Email:YOU KNOW

Comments:
Hello, Pa Pa Bunny How come you did not put the poem about the room, and the pale blue eyes of children? That is one of my favorities. I will see you in the next one.

clitoris kisses - 02/16/98 16:52:37
My Email:zena@aol.com

Comments:
Hello Pa pa Bunny

Julie - 02/11/98 21:04:58
City: Boston
State: MA
Favorite poem:: Channels!!!
Favoritie Author: Emerson

Comments:
Hey, your poetry is really cool. I use to live in Jersey. It was a small city near Edison called New Brunswick. Anyway, go to go.. Bye!

Jiggy Diggy Figgy - 02/06/98 18:20:43
City: Sacremento
State: CA
Favorite poem:: The One About the Channels
Favoritie Author: huh?

Comments:
Hey, man. I've been looking at the sights and I saw yours, man. I don't know you and you don't know me, man. Maybe, we'll never know each other, man. Hey, man. I dug your poetry, man. See ya later, man.

Sunflower - 02/02/98 21:14:27
City: Baltimore
State: MD
Favorite poem:: Naked Blur

Comments:
HEY! I remember you from those RAVE days (daze). I use to see you at NASA. I met you at a rave in Baltimore, where I live. I know you remember me because I remember you and your friend Kevin and that thin girl with the short hair who use to get really ner ous. Your poetry is very sensual. I like it. Wow, this is so weird. Call me. If you still got my number... -Sunshine

Opiumhead - 02/02/98 19:53:08
My URL:http://idonthaveasite
My Email:gforce@eden
Phone number: ------
Address: I'm not telling U
City: Newark
State: NJ
Favorite poem:: Liquid Woman
Favoritie Author: My damn self

Comments:
This site is pretty DOPE! (As you say). You should add some short stories and more poems. Also take submissions from other poets like myself!!!